PREMIERE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
Presents:
Venue: Pepsi Center, Denver, Colorado
Commentators:
Justin Walker, Alyssa Graham, and Neil Coles
(Show
opens outside of the Pepsi Arena; earlier today. In the parking lot, a Benz pulls up into a parking space. After a few seconds, the doors on both sides
open as Kerry and Melissa Rush get out of the car. They both seem to be healed after having two weeks off. Melissa is without crutches now.)
JW:
What you are seeing is the Rushes’ arrival to the arena earlier today. As you can see, signs of any injuries from
the past month are gone.
AG:
I’m still amazed that Kerry recovered from that fall!
NC:
He should have taken another week off.
I mean, he really has no chance of winning that belt! That World Title belt is all Prince
Master’s!!
JW:
Well, we’ll find out who will become PCW first champions here tonight on our
first pay-per-view ever, UNTITLED!!
NC:
Gah, what a stupid title!!
[Cut to a small highlight reel of clips of things
that have happened in PCW recently, back by the usual heavy metal accompaniment
common with such highlight reels.]
(Shift
back to the Pepsi Center as the crowd cheers wildly. Pyrotechnics go off around the ring and on the stage in front of
the PCW-Tron. At the broadcast location
at ringside, the usual trio of commentators sits at their table. Justin is decked out in a fancy-looking
suit. Alyssa is in a red dress. Neil is in khakis and a sportsjacket with a
PCW t-shirt under it.)
JW:
The night has finally come! The day
that we’ve all been waiting for has arrived! Tonight, all of Premiere
Championship Wrestling’s titles are up for grabs here in the Mile High City for
PCW….We don’t have a title for this pay-per-view!!
AG:
Just call it “Untitled”, Justin.
NC:
But if we do, then we’d have a title!
AG:
Err…
JW:
He has a point. I hate to admit it, but
he has a point. Anyway, we have a great
show for you tonight. Eight great
matches on the card tonight, with six having title implications!
AG:
We also have six-man tag action between the so-called “lackeys” of the Sinister
Monarchy and the team of Diego David Tarquez and Los Tiburones!
NC:
And let’s not forget Johnson’s freaks beating the living hell out of “Extreme”
Eddie Michels!
JW:
All this and more tonight here in Denver!
Let’s go to the ring for our first match!
WOMEN’S TOURNAMENT FINAL—DOMINIQUE NATRIX VS. JENNIFER
VANDERFELLER FOR THE PCW WOMEN’S TITLE
(Garbage’s
“As Heaven is Wide” starts up. The lights above the entrance and the ring flash
to the music.)
NC: Epilepsy alert!!
Epilepsy alert!!
Ring Announcer: THE
FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE FINAL MATCH IN THE PCW WOMEN’S TITLE TOURNAMENT AND IS
SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!! INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA… “THE
S&M QUEEN” DOMINIQUE NATRIX!!!
(Natrix saunters down the
aisle to the ring in her full leather bodysuit.)
AG: My goodness! Neil’s
not drooling!
NC: I’ve gotten over her.
AG: Riight…
JW: Natrix made it here
tonight in an impressive manner. She defeated Leah Storm in a submission match
that she challenged her to at the time of the match.
[Clips of Natrix making
Leah Storm submit to the Call Me Queen are shown.]
NC: Stupid Leah. Should have never tried to beat Domi Natrix
in her own game!
Female Voice:
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOO!!!!
(“Just a Girl” by No
Doubt starts up; receiving a decent amount of boos.)
JW: And here comes our
second finalist…
Ring Announcer: AND HER
OPPONENT…BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY MR. BUTLER… FROM ASHEVILLE, NORTH
CAROLINA… JENNIFER VANDERFELLER!!!
(Vanderfeller walks to
the ring, a rather serious look on her face.
Mr. Butler walks behind her.)
JW: Oddly enough,
Vanderfeller looks determined tonight.
AG: She said she really
wants that belt and nothing gonna stop her.
(Jenny takes off her
outfit, revealing her wrestling attire, a lavender bikini.)
NC: Ohh…nice new outfit…
AG: No drooling, Neil.
NC: Who says I was?
(Vanderfeller has some
words with Butler and climbs into the ring.)
DING, DING, DING!!!
JW: And we’re ready to
start with our first match here on the pay-per-view that has no name!! Side headlock by Natrix…Vanderfeller pushes
off…and nails her with a clothesline on the way back! Vanderfeller into the ropes now…slides under Natrix…double leg
takedown and she’s on Natrix!
NC: Catfight!!
AG: So much for actual
wrestling in this match…
JW: And these two women
are rolling around the ring now, just swinging and clawing at one another…And
now Natrix pushes Vanderfeller off of her! And she drops a leg right on
Vanderfeller! There’s a quick cover…and
Jenny quickly gets a shoulder up!
Natrix now bringing Vanderfeller to her feet…Vanderfeller into the
ropes…Natrix with a tilt-a-whirl, but Jenny counters with a flying
headscissors!!
AG: Now we’re back to
wrestling!
NC: Just how you like it,
Alyssa?
AG: You know it! I wasn’t brought here just to see women
catfight!
JW: Vanderfeller whipping Domi into the
turnbuckle…Jenny charging in…Natrix gets behind Vanderfeller…there’s a
rollup! 1…2…and she kicks out!
AG: Natrix, like her last
opponent, Leah Storm, is an expert on pinning combinations…
(Natrix uses a Majistral
Cradle on Jenny.)
AG: …Like that La
Majistral cradle.
JW: And Vanderfelly kicks
out again!
NC: Vanderfelly?!
JW: What?
NC: You called her
“Vanderfelly,” Justin!
JW: So?
NC: You people and your
cutesy names for wrestlers! Got Alyssa here calling Trickster “Tricky”… and now
Justin’s calling Jennifer Vanderfeller “Vanderfelly!”
(Vanderfeller goes for a
high kick, but Natrix grabs the leg, placing it on her shoulder. She places Jenny’s other leg between hers
and twists her body, taking Vanderfeller down on her back in a leglock
submission/pinning combination.)
AG: Whoa! Never seen that move before!
JW: Natrix has
Vanderfeller in an impressive-looking leglock submission!
AG: Not only is she
twisting the knee of Vanderfeller, she’s also putting lots of pressure on both
legs!
JW: Vanderfeller’s
shoulders on the mat…2…and she gets them up!
She’s trying to turn around so she can reach the ropes…and Natrix breaks
the hold, but the damage is done!
NC: Yeah, well
Vanderfeller can kiss her chances at t he Women’s belt goodbye now!
AG: Vanderfeller’s legs
are still hurt from that last hold.
JW: And it shows and
Jennifer Vanderfeller is having a tough time getting back to her feet…Natrix
hooks her up…vertical suplex on the rich bitch from North Carolina!
NC: I heard she used to
date David Flair…
AG: She did not!!
JW: Domi Natrix going to
the top now…here she goes…and Vanderfeller gets the knees up!!
AG: That was a beautiful
corkscrew splash though.
JW: And both women are
rolling around the ring in pain from the last move!
(Mixed pop as Leah Storm
walks down to the ring.)
JW: And Leah Storm is now
on her way to the ring. Vanderfeller up
first…and a bulldog on Natrix!
(Leah shouts at Natrix
from ringside.)
JW: And now Leah’s having
some words with Natrix.
NC: Looks like Storm is
trying to get her attention.
JW: Domi Natrix back up
and is arguing with Storm…AIR VANDERFELLER FROM BEHIND!!
AG: The distraction
worked!
JW: Vandefeller with a
cover! We may have a new Women’s Champion—NO!!
Natrix kicked out just in time!!
AG: We were just seconds
away from having Vanderfeller as a champion!
NC: What’s so bad about
that?!
AG: I don’t like her too
much.
NC: Why not?!
AG: She just annoys
me…that darn laugh and all.
(Mr. Butler climbs onto
the apron and gets the ref’s attention.
Storm grabs a steel chair and climbs into the ring.)
JW: Vanderfeller going
after Natrix again…Natrix grabs the arm…this may be the Domination!
<THWACK!!>
(Leah Storm clobbers
Dominique Natrix with the chair as she twists around!)
AG: Gah!
JW: NATRIX IS NAILED WITH
THAT CHAIR SHOT!! What a hit!
(Leah rolls back out of
the ring. Butler drops back onto the
floor.)
JW: Vanderfeller grabs
Natrix…CHECK BOUNCER!! That will do
it!! Jenny with a cover!! 1…2…3!!!!!
DING, DING, DING!!!
(Fans boo as “Just a
Girl” starts up again.)
Ring Announcer: HERE IS
YOUR WINNER…AND NEW PCW WOMEN’S
CHAMPION….
JENNIFER
VANDERFELLER!!!!
AG: What a ripoff. Natrix had the belt won.
NC: Sure she did, Alyssa.
JW: You have to give
Dominique Natrix credit though. She gave it her best, although it wasn’t enough
to defeat Vanderfeller and Leah Storm!
(Vanderfeller poses in
the middle of the ring and laughs manically as Mr. Butler places the PCW
Women’s Belt around her waist. Leah Storm stands next to her.)
Vanderfeller:
OHOHOHOHOHOHOOOO!!
AG: Damn, I hate that
laugh.
JW: As the new champion
and company celebrate their win, let’s go backstage where Monty is with Diego
David Tarquez and Los Tiburones.
*-*-*
(Backstage, Monty
Washington is standing next to DDT and Los Tiburones.)
MW: I’m backstage with
Diego David Tarquez and the team of Los Tiburones, who in just moments will
face the Sinister Monarchy in a six-man tag match. Any comments on that?
DDT: Sinister Monarchy…first,
you cost me a chance at the PCW World Title by interfering in my match against
your so-called “fearless leader” Prince Master. Then you have the audacity to attack me after the match. Then you gang up on me after I took out one
of your own almost two weeks ago on Fever.
It’s payback time now! I
got two good amigos with me and they’re ready to kick some Monarchy ass!
Get ready, you three, ‘cuz you’re about to get a taste of the crazy life!!
(DDT
and Los Tiburones walk away.)
SIX-MAN TAG MATCH—SINISTER MONARCHY VS. DIEGO DAVID
TARQUEZ AND LOS TIBURONES
NC: “A taste of the crazy
life?” What kind of catch phrase is
that?
AG: (shrugs)
(Fans boo as “Freak on a
Leash” by Korn starts up.)
Ring Announcer: THE
FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SPECIAL SIX-MAN TAG TEAM MATCH AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE
FALL!! INTRODUCING FIRST…AT A TOTAL COMBINED WEIGHT OF 730 POUNDS…TRICKSTER,
TAURUS, AND STEEL EAGLE…THE SINISTER MONARCHY!!
(The trio makes their way
down to the ring.)
JW: Here comes the trio
of Prince Master’s lackeys…
NC: They are NOT
lackeys!! They are good, talented wrestlers!
They are the “Hit Squad” of the Sinister Monarchy!
JW: Well that’s what
they’re calling themselves now…
(Ricky Martin’s “Livin’
La Vida Loca” starts up, receiving a face pop.)
Ring Announcer: AND THEIR
OPPONENTS…AT A TOTAL COMBINED WEIGHT OF 765 POUNDS…THE TEAM OF LOS
TIBURONES…AND DIEGO DAVID TARQUEZ!!!
(DDT dances his way out
onto the stage in his silk shirt and pants.
Los Tiburones, in their usual ring attire, run into the ring an attack
the Sinister Monarchy!)
JW: Here comes the Latino
Alli—and Los Tiburones are wasting no time going at the Monarchy!!
(DDT takes off his shirt
and runs into the ring to join his partners.)
DING, DING, DING!!
JW: And the bell has
sounded to start this six-man tag! But
we have bedlam in the ring! And DDT
clotheslines Taurus out of the ring!
Knee to the midsection on Trickster by Hammerhead! Thresher throws him down…and a dropkick on
the sitting Monarchy member! What
teamwork by Los Tiburones!
(Hammerhead shouts
something and does some dance.)
NC: Oil of Olay!!
AC: What?
NC: Nevermind.
JW: And Steel Eagle
clobbers Hammer from behind! And we
finally have some sense of order in the ring! It’s Thresher and the Tricky one
in the ring. Trickster with a kick to
the midsection…and a gutwrench suplex!
NC: That’s “Trick-plex,”
Justin!
JW: Whatever…and
Trickster with another impressive suplex!!
AG: That looked sorta
like a cobra clutch suplex there, but he also had a leg hooked.
NC: Cobra Clutch Trick-plex,
Alyssa!
AG: Oh shut up, Neil.
JW: Trickster with a
cover…and Thresher gets a shoulder up!
Trickster lifting Thresher up again…crossed arms German suplex into a
bridge!! And Hammerhead makes the save!
AG: Trickster is turning
this match into his own suplex seminar!
JW: Trickster whipping
Thresher into the ropes…Trickster going for a backdrop…
NC: Boot to the head!!
JW: He said it. And a
swinging neckbreaker by Thresher!! He
now tags in DDT… Thresher whipping the Tricky one into the ropes…there’s a kick
to the midsection by the two Latinos…and a DDT by Tarquez! DDT covering…2…and Taurus makes the save!
(Taurus rolls out of the
ring. DDT runs after him, but doesn’t get out of the ring. Trickster gets up
and makes a tag to Steel Eagle.)
JW: DDT going after
Taurus, wanting revenge for the two Taurus Stunners he has received over the
past few weeks!
AG: Look out!
JW: And Steel Eagle gets
DDT from behind! Eagle with an inverted
facelock on Tarquez…going to the second turnbuckle…EAGLE CRASHER!! EAGLE CRASHER!!
[Inverted tornado DDT from second rope]
(Steel Eagle get up and
celebrates a little, posing in the middle of the ring.)
JW: And Steel Eagle is
not going for the pin…guillotine leg drop by Taurus!!
AG: Hey! He’s not the
legal man!!
JW: Taurus covering…and
he’s nailed with a rolling clothesline from Hammerhead! And Steel Eagle with a kick to Hammer’s
back!
AG: The match is getting
out of control again!
JW: Cuban Stinger by DDT
on Eagle!! Here comes Trickster…DDT
with a kick…
NC: Twist of Fate!!
JW: Wrong promotion,
Neil. That’s another variation of the Cuban Stinger! DDT covering Eagle now… and Taurus makes the save!
AG: I think the ref’s
going to allow all of this to happen. He’s lost all control of the match…
JW: I don’t blame him. I’d probably do the same if I was in his shoes.
NC: Who are the legal men
though?
JW: Last I remember, DDT
and Steel Eagle are…but that really doesn’t matter now….Meanwhile, Hammerhead
with a clothesline on Trickster…and both men fall onto the outside! And a
spinebuster on Taurus by Thresher!! Man, this is gonna be hard to call!!
(DDT stands over Taurus
and begins to dance, receiving a face pop.)
NC: No…not that move!!
JW: Bon Bon Legdrop by
DDT! There’s a cover…2…and Eagle saves
his partner!
NC: I hate that move!
AG: And a beautiful Asai
moonsault by Taurus on the outside!!
(Fans boo as Squire comes
down to the ring.)
JW: It’s Squire!
NC: Shouldn’t he be
somewhere kissing up to Prince Master?
JW: Well, he’s here…and a
slingshot splash onto the outside by Thresher!! All four men go down!!
(Steel Eagle gets onto
the top rope, looking out at the four people on the outside.)
AG: Looks like Eagle
wants to join the party!
JW: And DDT shakes the
ropes!!
(Squire grabs a chair
from ringside and climbs into the ring.)
JW: Squire with the
chair…
AG: Look out!
JW: And Tarquez ducks
under the swing…kick to the midsection…DDT by the DDT master himself on the
chair!!
(DDT does his little
dance again. Meanwhile, Hammerhead and
Trickster are brawling on the outside.)
NC: Not again!
JW: And Steel Eagle
clobbers him from behind!
NC: Thank you!! I love
you man!!
JW: Oh, stop it! DDT going for a ride…there’s a reversal… DDT
with a leap frog… There’s Thresher…TIBURON DRIVER!! [fireman’s carry into a
Michinoku Driver] That may be the end
of it!! He makes the
cover…2…thr—NO!! Taurus makes the
save!!
(Thresher stands up to
confront Taurus. He swings at the
Monarchy member, but he blocks and kicks at his midsection. Then…)
JW: TAURUS STUNNER!!
Taurus hit his move on Thresher!! The
Sinister Monarchy may have this match won! DDT going after Taurus now…he ducks
under a clothesline…Taurus going for another Stunner, but DDT pushes him off!
Taurus into the ropes…CUBAN STINGER!! DDT WITH THE Cuban Stinger out of the
flapjack!!
AG: That’s the same move
he used to beat Trickster on last Fever!!
JW: DDT with the cover…
and the other members of the Monarchy can’t make it in time!!
DING, DING, DING!!
(Face pop as “Livin’ La
Vida Loca” starts up again.)
Ring Announcer: HERE ARE
YOUR WINNERS… DIEGO DAVID TARQUEZ AND LOS TIBURONES!!
(The Sinister Monarchy
heads for backstage, carrying Squire, as Los Tiburones and DDT celebrate in the
ring.)
JW: And the Latino
Alliance defeats the Sinister Monarchy in a spectacular match.
NC: Psh…I can dance better
than them!
AG: Please spare us the
demonstration, Neil.
NC: I’m not gonna dance
for you, Alyssa… unless you give me 100 dollars. Then I’ll do a special dance just for—
AG: Oh god…
NC: That’s what they
always say. (grins evilly)
JW: That’s enough, Neil.
We do have young ones reading this…
AG and NC: READING?
JW: Watching! I meant
watching!! We have young ones watching this!! (coughs and shuffles his
papers) Anyway, it’s now time for our
first semifinal match in the PCW World Title Tournament, which is between “The
Natural” Seitou Yousai and Kerry Rush, who went through a lot just to get here,
Alyssa…
AG: That’s right. Ever
since the first show, Kerry and his wife, Melissa, have been the targets of
many attacks by Kenshiro Tanaka, the Silent Assassin. The series of attacks came to a climax on PCW Fever #3 when Rush
was superkicked off the PCW logo, crashing into the ground 20 feet below! It was on that same show that we found out
that Tanaka was hired by the one and only Prince Master to take him out, since
he was the favorite to win the tournament.
NC: Unfortunately, Tanaka
didn’t hurt the boy enough.
JW: Monty is backstage
with Kerry and Melissa now.
*-*-*
(Backstage, Monty
Washington is standing next to Kerry and Melissa Rush. Melissa is in a fancy evening gown, while
Kerry is in his wrestling attire.
What’s different is that he has tape wrapped around his waist and around
his left elbow.)
MW: Kerry, you just spent
almost a week in the hospital after that nasty fall you took off the PCW logo
almost three weeks ago on Fever. Yet
you are still here tonight, ready to go for the PCW World Title. Any comments?
Kerry: Heh…Prince Master,
looks like your little hired goon didn’t do his job thorough enough, huh? I’m still here… and I’m still gonna win the
PCW World Title, whether you like it or not!
Princey-boy, what doesn’t
kill me makes me stronger. You made a
huge mistake in putting me through hell for the past month, because now nothing
is gonna stop me from winning that title. Not you, not your band of lackeys,
not your ninja…nobody! I really hope I
meet you in the finals, Master. I want
to thank you for all that you’ve done.
And trust me…you deserve the thanks! (smirks)
Now if you excuse me,
Monty, I have a match to win!
(Kerry
walks off. Melissa blows a kiss to Monty and follows her husband.)
PCW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT SEMIFINAL #1—“THE NATURAL” SEITOU YOUSAI VS. KERRY RUSH
(Face pop as Luna Sea’s
“Tonight” starts up.)
Ring Announcer: THE
FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SEMIFINAL MATCH IN THE PREMIERE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING
WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!
(The “Magnificent Trio”
of Laura Gantt, Setsuna Katsuragi, and Mindy walks out first. Seitou Yousai comes out next. Mindy does a cartwheel into a split in the
aisle, getting a cheer from the crowd [mostly from the men, of course]. The quartet then makes their way to the
ring.)
Ring Announcer:
INTRODUCING FIRST…BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY THE MAGNIFICENT TRIO OF
LAURA, SETSUNA AND MINDY… FROM TOKYO, JAPAN, WEIGHING IN AT 235 POUNDS…HERE IS
“THE NATURAL” SEITOU YOUSAI!!!
(Seitou and Co. poses in
the center of the ring as fireworks go off behind them.)
JW: And the fans seem to
be taking a liking to this young newcomer.
NC: Probably taking a
liking to his all-female entourage. I
know I am! Whoo!
AG: Saw that one coming…
NC: You’re just jealous.
(“Narayan” by Prodigy
starts up, receiving a huge face pop.)
Ring Announcer: AND HIS
OPPONENT…BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY MELISSA… FROM NEW YORK CITY AND
WEIGHING IN AT 245 POUNDS… KERRY RUSH!!!
(As
the drums on “Narayan” kick in, Melissa steps out from behind the curtains,
wearing a fancy looking evening gown.
She saunters slowly to the ring, getting lots of whistles and howls from
the male fans. Then Kerry comes out behind
her, making his way to the ring and high fiving a few fans on his way.)
JW: And here comes Kerry
Rush.
AG: The man’s still not
100% from his injuries suffered on Fever #3, but he’s still out here. He’s determined to win that belt!
NC: And it’s all gonna be
for naught because Rush will not win that belt!
(Kerry raises both of his
hands into the air as fireworks go off at the ringposts.)
NC: Damn, that stuff is
loud!
(Seitou says a few words
to his entourage and climbs into the ring.
He takes off his shirt and tosses it into the crowd. Meanwhile, Chris Lei comes and takes a seat
at the broadcast location, next to Alyssa.)
JW: Fans, Chris Lei has
joined us here at our broadcast location. Welcome, Chris.
CL: Heya guys… and
Alyssa.
AG: Evening, Chris. Nice
to see you here and not choking Justin.
CL: I did not choke him!
I politely asked if he knew where Kenshiro Tanaka was.
DING, DING, DING!!
(Kerry and Seitou walk to
each other and shake hands.)
NC: Oh boo!! We don’t to
see that buddy-buddy crap!!
JW: Well, Neil, it’s
obvious that the two have respect for one another. The two men lock up now…Rush
with a hammerlock…Yousai reverses…Rush breaks it and gets behind Seitou with a
waistlock…back elbow by Yousai…Rush ducks…and gets nailed by a knee to the midsection
by the Natural!
AG: So what brings you
here tonight, Chris?
CL: I’m here to make sure
that Tanaka doesn’t cost my buddy here his match. I’m also here for some fan service…(looks over at Mindy)
AG: Fan service—oh
God…now we have two perverts here.
CL: I am not a pervert! I
just like to admire women of great beauty, such as yourself, Alyssa.
AG: (sarcastic) Gee, I’m
flattered.
JW: Yousai into the
ropes…slides under Kerry’s legs…he’s over Yousai and into the ropes…and a
hurricanrana by Seitou Yousai!
(Mild pop as Yousai bows
to the crowd. Mindy jumps up and down,
cheering him on.)
NC: Boingy, boingy,
boingy!!
AG: I think Neil is
hypnotized.
JW: Yousai in control of
this match so far…there’s a kick, but Rush ducks under it…right by Kerry…and
another…and another…Yousai whipped into the corner…and Rush connects with a
elbow smash!!
(Kerry climbs onto Seitou
and starts punching at his head.)
Crowd:
1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10!!!
JW: Kerry’s in control of
this match now…there’s a monkey flip by Rush, but Seitou lands on his
feet!! Rush back up…and he’s nailed by
a Seitou Yousai dropkick!
CL: Psh…I can deliver a
better dropkick than that! Hell, all of
my kicks are better than that!
JW: Yousai with a
cover…and Kerry gets a shoulder up quickly!
AG: Looks like Kerry’s
injuries haven’t gotten to him yet…
CL: Seitou knows he can
hit Kerry’s weak spots and have a better chance to win, but he won’t, due to
the amount of respect he has for him.
The idiot.
AG: Would you go for
Kerry’s weak spots if you had a match with him?
CL: With the title on the
line like it is in this match? You bet I would!
JW: There’s a vertical
suplex by Kerry…turns it into a cover…hooks the leg…and The Natural kicks out!
NC: Since Seitou has a
Natural Frog Splash and Setsuna Katsuragi has a Natural DDT, does that make
that move a Natural Kickout?
JW: I don’t know. Rush
whipping Seitou into the ropes…ducks under a clothesline…and a spinning leg
lariat by the Natural one!!
NC: Natural Spinning Leg
Lariat!
(Kerry rolls on out to
the outside.)
JW: And it looks like
Kerry’s gonna take a breather here. And
Yousai nails him with a baseball slide to the outside!
AG: Kerry went out of the
ring to slow down Seitou before he got hot, but he still got attacked.
JW: And there’s a knee
right to those injured ribs of Kerry!
NC: Gee, and I thought he
wasn’t gonna go for his injuries in this match.
(Yousai climbs back into
the ring as Kerry favors his injured ribs.
Setsuna walks towards Kerry.)
CL: Oh no she’s
not…excuse me for a moment.
(Chris takes off his
headset and runs over to intercept Setsuna.)
JW: And Chris Lei’s
trying to save his friend from outside interference.
NC: But Setsuna is not
Tanaka!!
(Chris and Setsuna have
some words with one another, and then Setsuna walks back to the other girls. Kerry makes his way back to the ring. Chris walks back to the broadcast table.)
CL: Sorry about that. I
just had to make sure of something.
NC: Did you get her number?
CL: No. She’s too big for
me.
JW: Will you two stop
it?! Meanwhile in the ring, Seitou
Yousai with a kick to the midsection again on Kerry…Seitou going up to the
second turnbuckle…and drops a leg onto the back of Kerry’s neck! What a move! There’s a cover…2…and Kerry gets a shoulder up.
NC: So was that a Natural
Rocker Dropper?
JW: Let it go, Neil.
CL: And I thought he had
respect for Kerry. He’s going at his injuries!
AG: I said earlier that
there’s a lot on the line here tonight.
That’s probably why he’s doing it.
JW: Well, Laura said on
last Fever that Seitou’s respect for Kerry has nothing to do with this
match. Meanwhile Seitou with right
hands on Kerry Rush… and some more… Yousai into the ropes… Rush lifting him
into a fireman’s carry for a possible San Francisco Rush, but Yousai wiggles
out… Rush knees Seitou to break the waistlock…Rush setting him up for a Kerry Krusher, but Yousai counters with a
double-leg takedown!!
CL: Are you out of breath
from that, Justin?
JW: No, I’m used to it.
And now Seitou hooks Rush into a Texas Cloverleaf!
AG: Not good ring
position in it though. They’re right up on the ropes.
JW:
And Kerry grabs hold of the ropes…the ref tells Yousai to break the hold.
(Seitou
stands up and moves over to the side of the ring where his trio of women is. He
exchanges some comments with them.)
JW:
Now what’s he doing?
CL:
Idiot. Never take your eyes off the
opponent in a match of this caliber.
JW:
Rush grabs Seitou from behind…SAN FRANCISCO RUSH!!
NC:
And he’s not even from San Francisco!
CL:
He got that move from a good friend of ours.
You know who.
JW:
Rush going for the cover…this may be the end…
(Setsuna
grabs the referee’s foot and pulls him out of the ring.)
JW:
And it’s not over! And Setsuna Katsuragi nails the ref with a forearm!!
NC:
A Natural Forearm!!
(Melissa
tries to climb up the ring apron, but Laura stops her. Meanwhile, Mindy is
climbing up to the top rope.)
AG:
What the hell is Mindy doing?!
CL:
Now there’s the fan service I was waiting for!!
NC:
We can see right up Mindy’s skirt!!
JW:
Oh please…Kerry’s looking around for the referee…and Seitou is struggling to
get up…
(Mindy
jumps off the top and nails Kerry with a missile dropkick!! The crowd cheers loudly. )
CL:
WHOA!!!
JW:
OH MY GOD!! Mindy with a missile dropkick on Kerry Rush!!!
AG:
Sign her up for the women’s division now!!!
That girl delivers a dropkick better than most men in this company,
including Chris here!
CL:
You got that right—HEY!!
AG:
Oh go back to looking at the fanservice!!
JW:
Seitou making his way to the top rope…NATURAL FROG SPLASH!! Seitou Yousai hit the Natural Frog
Splash!! He may have just secured his
spot in the finals!! The ref’s crawling back in…Yousai with a
cover….1……………2………..THR—NOOO!!!!! Kerry
kicked out!!
NC:
How in the world did he kick out of that?!
JW:
And Yousai is beyond shocked that he kicked out of his move!! And now the
Natural is kneeing away at those injured ribs of Kerry’s!!
CL:
What the hell is he doing?!
JW:
And a DDT by Yousai!!
AG:
He calls that the Natural DDT!!
JW:
Yousai going up top again…looks like he’s going for another Natural Frog
Splash.
NC:
He can’t make that!! Kerry’s like ¾’s
of the ring away!!
JW:
Here goes Yousai…
(Seitou
flies almost the entire length of the ring diagonally on his Natural Frog
Splash, but Kerry gets his knees up, nailing The Natural in the midsection.)
JW:
KERRY GOT THE KNEES UP!!
CL:
Yeah!! Good move, Kerry!! Good move!!
JW:
Rush is slowly getting back to his feet…and so is Yousai…Kerry’s up first…he
hooks him up… KERRY KRUSHER!!! That’s may be it!! 1………2……..THREE!!!!
CL:
YEAH!!!
DING,
DING, DING!!!!!!
(Face
pop as “Narayan” starts up again.)
Ring
Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… KERRY RUSH!!!
(Melissa
climbs into the ring to celebrate with her husband. Seitou is still out of it in the ring.)
JW:
And Kerry’s in the finals!!
(Fans
boo as Kenshiro Tanaka comes from out of the crowd and into the ring, behind
the Rushes.)
AG:
Look out! It’s Tanaka!!
(Tanaka
swings his kendo stick at Kerry, but he dodges just in time. Kerry swings a right at him, but Tanaka
ducks and hits Kerry’s injured midsection with the bottom of his stick.)
JW:
And he gets a kendo stick to the gut!!
CL:
Kerry!!
(Chris
throws off the headset and gets into the ring.
Before Tanaka can hit Kerry again, Chris nails Tanaka with a spin
kick. Chris begins to stomp on him.)
JW:
And Chris Lei saves his friend!!
AG:
He may have just saved Kerry from further injury before his finals match later
on tonight!
(Tanaka
rolls out of the ring and heads backstage. Chris stands on a turnbuckle,
glaring at him.)
JW:
We have not seen the last of Kenshiro Tanaka, fans. He will be participating later on tonight in the Cruiserweight
Tournament Final against Pyrotechnico.
Anyway, we’re about ready for our next match, which is also a semifinal
match in the World Title Tournament.
Freight Train takes on everyone’s “favorite” wrestler, Prince Master.
AG:
Favorite my ass…
NC:
I like Master! He’s a brilliant
wrestler!! A master of this human game
of chess. He played Kerry as if he was
a pawn!
JW: Prince Master and Freight Train have had a few
encounters with one another before tonight.
These two are not exactly on good terms. Let’s take a look…
PCW
FEVER #2
[Clips
of F.Train’s easy win over Trickster are shown.]
(Camera
shifts over to the aisle, where Prince Master and his other two lackeys is standing. The crowd boos loudly as Master takes a
microphone.)
P.
Master: Congratulations on your victory, Mr. Train! Smashing performance. I
would applaud, but someone of my nature does not do such common, plebian
things.
[…seconds
later]
P.
Master: You can say that these three members of The Sinister Monarchy are a
bit… incompetent. But no, no, I am not getting rid of them. I just want to expand my forces a
little. And after seeing how well you
handled my little suplex machine just now, Big Daddy, I, Prince Master, want
you to join the most elite group in Premiere Championship Wrestling, the
Sinister Monarchy.
(Freight
Train grabs a mic.)
F.
Train: Well, I really think I should be
honored to get such a great opportunity to join your little stable, Prince, but
the truth is that this Train is nowhere near honored! You can take your little offer and shove it up your ass!!
[Clips
of Sinister Monarchy being beaten by Freight Train are shown, ending with
Master being power bombed into a table.]
*-*-*
FEVER
#3
[Clips
of Taurus throwing a chair at Freight Train’s face are shown, forcing the DQ in
his match against Timberwolf, which eliminated T-Wolf from the tournament. Then
clips of the two big men beating on the lackeys are shown.]
*-*-*
FEVER
#4
Train: I already put you through one table,
Princey-boy, and I’d do it again if I get the chance. So bring everything you got to the pay-per-view. Bring yourself.
Bring your lackeys. Bring your pansy-ass Squire. Even bring that mute hired
goon of yours! I will run them all
over! Master, consider yourself
derailed at the pay-per-view!!
PCW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT SEMIFINAL #2—PRINCE MASTER VS. FREIGHT TRAIN
NC:
I still don’t understand why he didn’t take up on the offer Prince Master
presented. What an idiot.
(“I
Want it All” by Queen starts up; fans boo loudly.)
JW:
And here comes the Prince now.
(Squire
appears at the entrance and places a red carpet on the floor, unrolling it all
the way to the ring. Prince Master then
comes out, the rest of the Sinister Monarchy stable behind him.)
Ring
Announcer: MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING, BEING ACCOMPANIED BY THE SINISTER
MONARCHY… FROM LONDON, ENGLAND… PRINCE MASTER!!!
(The
SM gets in the ring. Squire takes the
mic from the ring announcer and gives it to Master.)
P.Master:
Whether you like it or not, your Prince has come to Denver!!!
(The
fans continue to boo.)
P.Master:
This city may be at one of the highest elevations in the world, but as I am
sure you all know, I, Prince Master, am still hundreds of thousands of miles
above each and every one of you impudent dogs!!
(The
boos get louder.)
P.Master:
Tonight, commonfolk, you are all in for a treat! You get to see me, your royal…
AG:
-pain in the ass?
P.Master:
…highness, win the PCW World Title!
Tonight is the end of my brilliant master plan that has unfurled over
the past month in PCW. And after I turn Freight Train into a crumpled heap of
mass… and after I break the rest of the bones of Kerry Rush’s body, your Prince
will be the champion and you will ALL have no choice but to bow down to the
greatest DAMN wrestler in Premiere Championship Wrestling history!!
(The
boos get louder as an “Asshole” chant starts up.)
P.Master:
Now if you simple-minded cavepeople can shut up, I can continue!!
(The
boos are still loud.)
P.Master:
Now onto Mr. Train… why? Why am I
facing him? All I wanted to do was to
be friends with Mr. Freight! I even
offered him a spot in my elite organization.
But what do the big dumb idiot do?
He tells me to take my offer and shove it up a most uncomfortable place!
NC:
What, like the back seat of a Volkswagen?
JW:
Very funny, Neil.
P.Master:
And then he power bombs me through a table!
Now that is not a way to treat someone when he was being nice to
you. Mr. Freight took advantage of my
generosity, plebeians! Who really is
the bad guy here?
Either
way, tonight is the night of your Prince.
Tonight will be the night Freight Train—
(The
train noises start up, receiving a face pop.
Freight Train comes out from behind the curtains and stands on the
stage. He pulls out a mic.)
NC:
Here comes trouble.
F.Train:
What kind of bullshit are you spitting out here, Prince Master-bator?!
NC:
Masterbator?! Did he just call him
that?! He can’t do that!!
JW:
Fans, we apologize for Freight Train’s remarks.
F.Train:
I have a lot better things to do than become your little lackey, Prince. Things
like living my own life. Things like
being an independent man. Things like
winning the PCW title here tonight and beating your royal ass all around Denver,
Colorado!!
(Huge
face pop.)
P.Master:
Well, well, well…nice to see you joining us here tonight, Mr. Train. And I see
that you are set on…and I quote, “beating my royal ass.” Too bad you’ll be disappointed tonight,
Freighty, because it is my destiny to win the belt tonight! Now kindly bring your filthy, inbred,
trailer trash behind into this ring to so I can beat it all around this place!!
(Freight
Train runs for the ring as Prince Master tosses off his robe. Train climbs into
the ring and goes at Master. The two begin exchanging blows.)
JW:
He we go!!
DING,
DING, DING!!
JW:
And these two men are wasting no time going after one another! They are out to kill each other!!
AG:
I hate to say it, but Prince Master does have the advantage in this match. And
it’s because of those four lackeys down at ringside!
JW:
Well, we all saw how easily Freight Train handled the Monarchy just three weeks
ago on Fever. And Master gets clobbered
by a massive lariat from Freight Train!
Master into the turnbuckle now…and another shot by the Train! He’s now choking him… the ref’s telling
Freight Train to back off.
AG:
No, go ahead and let him choke the Prince.
NC:
Alyssa, how can you be so cruel?
AG:
Easy, I just am.
JW:
The ref now trying to pull Freight Train away from Master…
(Train
turns around to face the ref and has some words with him.)
AG:
What is he doing?!
JW:
And a low blow by Prince Master!!
AG:
Never turn your back on a man like him!
He will always take advantage of it.
JW:
And a bulldog by the Prince. Going for
a cover now…and Freight Train kicks out quickly.
NC:
He didn’t kick out. He threw Master off of him!
JW:
That he did, Neil. And the Train nails
Master with a forearm smash…and another…Master into the ropes…grabs the
boot…enzuigiri by Freight Train!! Wow!!
NC:
He can’t do that!! He’s not a cruiserweight!
AG:
Next thing we know, Da Big Guy’s gonna be doing Asai moonsaults!
NC:
Don’t encourage him, Alyssa! He just might do it…if he loses 350 pounds.
AG:
Ha ha ha…
JW:
Train in advantage now after he got Prince Master with that enzuigiri…and he
slams Master onto the canvas…and drops a leg on him!! There’s a cover…2...and
Master kicks out!
NC:
Can’t take down royalty that easily.
JW:
And The Train is back on Master again with several right hands…lifts up Master
in a Gorilla Press…what power by the big man!!
Master wiggling out of the hold and delivers a vicious kick to the back
of Freight Train’s knees!
NC:
Smart move by the Prince! Take out the
big man’s knees!
JW:
Well that seems to be a sound strategy…Master now lifting up Freight Train…and
drops him in the Crowning (sitdown piledriver)!!
AG:
I’m surprised he could lift him up!
JW:
Master with a cover…2…and Freight Train gets a shoulder up…Master now working
on the left knee of Freight Train, driving it into the mat.
AG:
That’s his weak spot, Justin. He injured that left knee a few years back in
another promotion.
JW:
And now Master with a kneelock submission on that same left knee of
Train’s. And Freight Train gets a hold
of the bottom rope.
(Master
lets go of the hold and drags Freight Train, who is still in pain, to one of
the turnbuckles.)
AG:
Now what is he doing?
JW:
Oh no he’s not! He’s really gonna hurt
Freight Train if he does this!!
NC:
Well DUH, Justin!
JW:
Master on the outside now…and he drives the back of his left knee into the
post! And again!! Master now wrapping that left leg around the
ring post…
AG:
If he hooks this figure four around the ring post, Freight Train may not be
able to go on…
JW:
And Freight Train with a boot to Master’s face! He just saved himself from further injury to those legs!
(Freight
Train climbs out of the ring and lands on the floor, wincing a little due to
his injuries.)
AG:
No doubt about it, Freight Train is now feeling the effects of the damage done
by Prince Master.
JW:
And Freight Train with right hands on the Prince.
(Steel
Eagle grabs a chair and goes over to the two wrestlers.)
JW:
Here comes Steel Eagle!
AG:
Look out!
(Eagle
swings the chair at Freight Train as he turns around, but he ducks out of the
way. Train knees him in the midsection,
making Eagle drop the chair.)
JW:
And Eagle misses with the chair!
NC:
Those lackeys can never do anything right!!
JW:
Train setting up Steel Eagle for a powerbomb…Master from behind, clipping the
back of his knees!
AG:
Once again, you never, EVER, turn your back on a man like Prince Master!
JW:
And Master rolls Train back into the ring…he sets up Train for a suplex…and
Freight Train blocks… knee to the midsection by Train…and another…and
another…Master going for the ride…and a big boot by the Train!!
NC:
No! Not a boot to the head!!
(Fans
cheer loudly as Freight Train signals for his finisher. Squire jumps on the
apron and distracts the ref.)
JW:
He’s signaling for the end!
NC:
He can’t!
JW:
TRAIN DERAIL BY FREIGHT TRAIN!! That
may have secured his spot in the finals!
Train’s covering, but have no ref!!
(Taurus
crawls into the ring as Freight Train gets back up. Taurus runs at him, but a
clothesline takes him down. Trickster
goes down the same way.)
AG:
Anarchy and Monarchy in the ring!
JW:
And Freight Train takes them down easily…
(Fans
cheer as Timberwolf makes his way down to the ring. The three Sinister Monarchy lackeys are now on Freight
Train. Squire is still distracting the
ref.)
JW:
It’s Timberwolf!!
AG:
Freight Train is about to get some help!
JW: He’s in the ring now…and T-Wolf throws off
all the Sinister Monarchy members from Freight Train…big boot on Steel Eagle!!
NC:
No! Call a DQ!
JW:
Freight Train back up now…
(Freight
Train gets back up to go after Prince Master, who is still down, then…)
JW:
Freight Train back up…what the hell?!?
AG:
No!!
(Timberwolf
grabs Freight Train’s neck and lifts him up, then driving him into the mat in a
chokeslam. All the cheers in the Pepsi
Center turn into boos.)
JW:
TIMBERWOLF JUST CHOKESLAMMED FREIGHT TRAIN!!! MY GOD!!
NC:
YEAH!!
AG:
I thought they were on the same side!!!
JW:
What the hell just happened here?!
NC:
Timberwolf’s Monarchy now!! That’s what just happened!!
(Timberwolf,
amidst all the boos, places Master on top of Freight Train and steps out of the
ring.)
JW:
And he places Prince Master on top on Freight Train. And the ref makes the three-count. Unbelievable..,
DING,
DING, DING!!!
(Fans
boo loudly as “I Want it All” starts up again.)
Ring
Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, PRINCE MASTER!!
JW:
Looks like Kerry Rush will be facing Prince Master in the finals for the PCW
World Title… and the balance of power in PCW has shifted greatly in Master’s
favor, now with what seems to be his latest acquisition, the massive
Timberwolf.
AG:
I didn’t see it coming… no one saw it coming.
I thought he was still angry at Prince Master after he costed him his
chance at the PCW Title in the Tournament, by intentionally causing that
disqualification in his match with Freight Train.
NC:
He had all of you fooled! Ha!
AG:
Shut up, Neil.
*-*-*
(Backstage,
Kisara Velaquez is walking around. She
is wearing the black business dress suit [a la Miss Hancock] from previous
Fevers.)
NC:
Oh look who’s here!
JW:
Kisara Velaquez is here tonight. And we are still wondering what she has in
store for her big brother tonight.
AG: Hopefully we’ll find out soon.
PCW CRUISERWEIGHT TOURNAMENT
FINAL—PYROTECHNICO VS. KENSHIRO TANAKA FOR THE VACANT PCW CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE
(Prodigy’s
“Firestarter starts up as the lights go off in the arena.)
JW:
It’s now time for the final match in the Cruiserweight Title Tournament.
NC:
It’s not a tournament when it’s only four men…
JW:
…Anyway, Pyrotechnico will be facing “The Silent Assassin” Kenshiro Tanaka…
(As
the drums in “Firestarter” kick in, flames erupt front of the entrance. Pyrotechnico then steps out and makes his
way to the ring.)
Ring
Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS FOR THE PCW CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE AND IS
SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!! MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING… FROM TIAJUANA,
MEXICO…WEIGHING IN AT 215 POUNDS…PYROTECHNICO!!!
AG: Pyro here may be the more experienced
wrestler in this match, but he will have his hands full here tonight against
Tanaka.
(“Kurenai”
by X-Japan starts up.)
NC:
For someone like Tanaka, he really has some really wussy music.
JW:
Neil!
NC:
It’s the truth! But he’s still da man!!
Ring
Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT… FROM OSAKA, JAPAN… WEIGHING 195 POUNDS… “THE
SILENT ASSASSIN” KENSHIRO TANAKA!!!
(Heel
pop as Tanaka walks towards the ring, the cold and emotionless look still on
his face. He carries that infamous
kendo stick in his hands.)
AG:
Does that man ever smile?!
JW:
Well, one would say he’s focused, but I don’t even know if he ever is not
focused.
NC:
A perfect weapon of destruction like Tanaka needs no emotion! He needs no
mercy! He showed no mercy! He just comes in and does his job!
DING,
DING, DING!!
JW:
And Tanaka has been doing a lot of work as of late, as he was hired by Prince
Master to take out Kerry Rush.
(Pyro
offers to shake Tanaka’s hand, but Tanaka does a spin kick at the hand. Pyro
moves it out of the way quickly. He
then jumps over a legsweep.)
NC:
And he did his job really well on that one, Justin!
AG:
I wouldn’t say so. Kerry’s still here, isn’t he?
NC:
Well yeah, but that’s after spending a week in the hospital!
JW:
Tanaka not wasting any time here as he’s going right at the fiery luchador with
several kicks. Pyro’s trying to block
as many as he can, but they are coming too fast!
NC:
What is this, Dragon Ball Z?
JW:
Heh…and Tanaka send Pyro down with a spin kick!
AG:
Pyro’s gonna have a hard time adjusting to Tanaka’s style of wrestling, which
mixes martial arts with submission techniques.
JW: Pyro into the ropes now…Tanaka ducks a
clothesline…and an enzuigiri kick by The Silent Assassin!
NC:
Beats having Freight Train doing that move.
JW:
Tanaka going for a quick cover…and Pyro kicks out. Both men are back up again…and Pyrotechnico dodges another kick
from Tanaka! He whips Tanaka towards
the turnbuckle…
(Tanaka
jumps onto the second rope and backflips over the charging Pyrotechnico.)
JW:
What agilty by Tanaka with that backflip!
He grabs Pyro from behind…German suplex into a cover…2…and Pyro kicks
out again! Tanaka really has control of
this match!
NC:
Is Tanaka that good, or is Pyrotechnico that bad?
JW:
I won’t answer that…Pyro now hitting Tanaka with chops across the chest…
(The
crowd goes “WHOO!” with every knife-hand chop.)
JW:
Tanaka going for the ride now… ducks under a spin kick from Pyro… and into a
tilt-a-whirl backbreaker!
AG:
That may have stopped Tanaka’s momentum!
JW:
Pyro going up top now…Tanaka getting back up… here comes Pyro… and Kenshiro
Tanaka nails him with a dropkick as he came down!! What a counter! Tanaka now grabs Pyro’s leg… and turns it
into a half Boston crab! Pyro
struggling in pain to get to those ropes.
AG: Now we’re seeing Tanaka’s talent in
submission tactics as he is trying to take Pyrotechnico off of his high-flying
game.
NC:
What game? He has no game!
JW:
And Pyro reaches the ropes. Tanaka breaks the hold…Pyro slow to get up…
(Tanaka
gets into a fighting stance, waiting for Pyrotechnico to get up.)
AG:
Tanaka gets ready to attack.
NC:
Tell me, Justin; is that a crane stance or a tiger stance?
JW:
Like I would know! And Tanaka gets
backdropped over the top rope onto the outside! Pyro jumping onto the apron now…and an Asai moonsault onto Tanaka
on the outside!!
AG:
What hang time by the luchador!
NC:
Like some silly high-risk move is gonna take out a man like Tanaka.
JW:
And Pyro now whipping The Silent Assassin into the steel guardrail! Pyro charging at him…and he runs right into
a palm thrust to the midsection!! And
Pyrotechnico is reeling!!
AG:
Dang that looked painful!!
JW:
A little higher and that could have injured his ribs…Tanaka on top on the
guardrailing now…and he drops a leg on the back on Pyrotechnico’s neck!
NC:
Yeah!
JW:
And Tanaka rolls Pyrotechnico back into the ring…slingshot legdrop back into
the ring by Tanaka!! There’s a cover…1…2…and Pyro gets a shoulder up!
NC:
Damn, so close!
JW:
Tanaka whips Pyro into the ropes…going for another kick, but Pyro ducks out of
the way…reverse facelock by Pyrotechnico!!!
NC:
Let’s see that reversal again, Tanaka!
JW:
Backdraft [reverse DDT] by Pyro!!
NC:
Gah!
JW:
And Pyro’s going to the top instead of going for the cover…somersault leg drop
by Pyro, but Tanaka moves out of the way!!
AG:
Should have gone for the pin…
JW:
Tanaka now whipping Pyro into the ropes…SILENCER!!! Tanaka hit that superkick!
NC:
The same superkick that sent Tanaka flying off the PCW logo!!
JW:
Don’t remind us, Neil!
(Tanaka
makes a cutting motion across his neck and does a standing moonsault onto
Pyro.)
JW:
Silent Moonsault by Tanaka…1…2…3!!! Tanaka is the PCW Cruiserweight Champion!!
DING,
DING, DING!!!
(“Kurenai”
starts up again.)
Ring
Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…AND NEW
PCW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION….
KENSHIRO TANAKA!!!
NC: Da man!!
AG: I hate to admit it,
but Tanaka dominated the match.
NC: And he’s gonna
dominate the cruiserweight division!
(Tanaka stands in the
middle of the ring, holding his newly won Cruiserweight title belt, still no
emotion on his face.)
AG: Come on!! The man
just won the belt and he still won’t crack a smile!!
JW: Well fans, it’s now
time for our Extreme Rules Handicapped Match between “Extreme” Eddie Michels
and the team of the Beast and Da Big Guy!
This match came to be after these three wrestlers cost each other their
spots in the PCW World Title Tournament, Alyssa.
AG: That’s right Neil.
Michels and Da Big fought their way to a double countout thanks to interference
by both Chris Lee Johnson and the Beast, which also involved Eddie Michels
being gored through a table at ringside.
Then on the next Fever, Michels’ interference caused Da Big Guy to screw
up and made the Beast lose his first round match.
NC: All the Extreme
idiot’s fault, I tell ya!
JW:
Let’s go backstage, where Monty Washington is with Eddie Michels.)
EXTREME RULES HANDICAPPED MATCH—“EXTREME” EDDIE MICHELS
VS. THE BEAST AND DA BIG GUY (w/Chris Lee Johnson)
(Backstage, Monty is
standing next to Eddie Michels. Michels
is wearing his usual wrestling attire, a PCW t-shirt with blue jeans. He carries the steel chair described on last
Fever with him.)
MW: “Extreme” Eddie
Michels, tonight you go up against two of the biggest men in PCW in the team of
Da Big Guy and the Beast? How to you
feel about that?
Michels: How do I
feel? I feel great! I’m ready to take it to both of those men,
even though one of them weights more than everyone in my mom’s side of the
family combined! I’m ready to kick some ass!
Chris Lee Johnson’s
little freak show is gonna regret challenging me into a match that I excel
in. Making it an Extreme Rules
Match…you two just signed your death—
(Suddenly, the Beast runs
in and clobbers Michels. Da Big Guy and CL Johnson follow in. The two wrestlers begin to stomp on the
downed Michels.)
CL Johnson: Yeah!! That’s
how you do it!!
JW: And Johnson’s two men
have got the jump on Eddie Michels!
NC: We’re gonna start
this match backstage?!
AG: It looks that way.
DING, DING, DING!!
JW: Remember, in a match
like this, it’s falls count anywhere!
And The Beast and Da Big Guy seem to have the advantage now as they are
stomping a mudhole on Eddie Michels!!
(Chris Lee Johnson takes
the chair Michels had and unfolds it. He then sits down on it, watching his two
charges beat on their opponent.)
NC: Looks like Johnson
found his seat!
JW: Looks that way,
Neil…and Michels just got thrown right into the PCW set! And it all comes
crashing down!
AG: Michels is taking a
beating here early.
(Da Big Guy signals for
something.)
JW: My goodness…he isn’t…
AG: Oh no…
(Da Big Guy runs up to
the downed Michels and does a huge splash onto him!!)
JW: MY GOD!! DA BIG GUY
JUST SPLASHED ONTO MICHELS ON THE COLD CONCRETE!!
NC: That’s it!! He’s
dead!!
AG: That was 575 pound of
Da Big Guy crashing onto Michels’ body!!
JW: The referee’s making
the count…1…2…and Michels got the shoulder up!! Unbelievable!!
NC: DBG just
belly-flopped on that man and he still survives!!
AG: I’m sure he’s been
through worse, Neil. He doesn’t call
himself “Extreme” for nothing
(Beast takes the chair
from CLJ and folds it up, walking over to Michels, who is being held by DBG.)
JW: Beast now swings that
chair at Michels…
<THWACK!!>
JW: He nailed Da Big
Guy!! Eddie Michels got out of the way in time!!
AG: That was just payback
for what happened on Fever three weeks ago.
JW: Michels with the
chair now…and a vicious shot by the King of Extreme!! And Michels hits DBG with it too, but he won’t go down! Michels nails him again, and he still won’t
go down!! Michels winding back again…
(Chris Lee Johnson hits
Michels from behind with his cane.)
JW: C.L. Johnson from
behind with his cane!!
AG: This is supposed to
be 2 on 1, not 3 on 1!!
NC: Extreme Rules,
Alyssa!
JW: And Michels hits
Johnson with the chair!!
AG: Guess he just showed
Chris Lee Johnson his seat!
JW: Johnson is laid out
on the floor…and DBG from behind with a running clothesline!! The Beast back up now…and he lifts up
Michels and slams him on the concrete!
(Da Big Guy climbs on top
of a large green metal trashcan.)
NC: Now what is that big
man doing?!
JW: The Beast now setting
up a table…placing Michels on it…and he kicks Beast into the trashcan!!
AG: INCOMING!!!
(The crash into the
trashcan causes DBG to lose his balance and fall off, crashing into the
table. Michels moved out of the way
just in time.)
JW: OH MY GOD!! DA BIG
GUY JUST CRASHED INTO THAT TABLE!!
AG: He’s now out of
it! The match has just evened up for
the time being!
NC: That fat ass had no
business trying to do something like that!!
JW: And now…the Beast and
Michels are now fighting their way around backstage…looks like they may be
headed towards the ring area…
(The Beast whips Michels
into a door for the men’s bathroom. PCW
Security is trying to keep nearby fans back.)
NC: This is no time for a
bathroom break!
JW: Beast now going into
the men’s bathroom…and he gets nailed by one of the doors to the stalls!
AG: Right in the face
too!
JW: And a spinebuster
slam by Michels on that cold tile floor!!
There’s a cover…2…and Beast kicks out!
NC: Why couldn’t they go
into the women’s bathroom? Maybe we
would get to see something!
AG: You would love to
have that happen, would you, Neil?!
NC: You know it!
JW: Michels now walking out of the bathroom…
NC: Coming out feeling 10
pounds lighter!
JW: Neil!! And Michels gets clobbered from behind by
the Beast with a fire extinguisher!
(The Beast then walks
over to the concession stand and steals a drink from some random fan. He takes a sip and waits for Michels to get
back up.)
AG: Why is he taking a
water break?
JW: I don’t think Pepsi
would want someone like the Beast promoting their product…Kerry Rush, maybe,
but—
NC: Shut up, Justin! Beast would be a good spokesperson for
Pepsi!
JW: And Eddie Michels
gets the soda splashed into his face!
Beast now setting up that fire extinguisher…
<FWOOSH!!>
JW: …And Michels gets the
fire extinguisher to the face!!
NC: That may have put his
fire out for good!
JW: Oh no…piledriver on
the concrete floor! That has to hurt!!
NC: Oh great, Beast!
Scramble his brains more!!
JW: Beast may have this
won…with a cover…1…2…and Michels kicks out again!! One has to wonder where in the world Da Big Guy is now…
AG: And what about Chris
Lee Johnson? I bet he’s still out like
a light from that chair shot!
NC: Da Big Guy probably
went off to get a pizza or something!
JW: And the Beast just
went crashing into that booth selling PCW merchandise!! Michels with a trashcan now…and hits Beast
with the head on it!
(Eddie Michels walks away
a little, but then is nailed from behind by a ladder!)
NC: Da Big Guy’s back!
JW: And he just bashed
Mr. Extreme from behind with that ladder!!
(DBG places the ladder
against a wall as The Beast picks up Michels.)
JW: Oh no…
AG: He’s gonna gore
Michels into that ladder!!
NC: Yeah!!
JW: Here goes the
Beast…and a DDT by Michels!!!
NC: Gah!!
JW: Eddie Michels wiggled
his way into a perfect position to DDT the Beast, saving himself from being
rammed into that steel ladder! Michels
covering…and DBG makes the save!!
AG: That’s the advantage
in this match…it’s hard to get the pinfall when you’re outnumbered!
(Michels kicks the
ladder, causing it to fall and hit DBG on the head with it. Some of the ladder
hits The Beast as well.)
JW: What an ingenious
move by Eddie Michels!! He has the
ladder again…and he nails DBG again with that ladder!
(Michels swings the
ladder at DBG once more, sending him crashing into a concession stand.)
AG: And I think DBG’s
going out for a snack now!
NC: Ha ha…
JW: Michels now climbing up that ladder…The
Beast still out of it after that DDT…
NC: What is that Extreme
Idiot gonna do?!
JW: EXTREME ELBOW OFF THE
LADDER BY MICHELS!!!! THAT MAY DO IT!!!
1…… 2…… 3!!!!
DING, DING, DING!!!
(Metallica’s “One” starts
up in the arena as the fans cheer, watching the action on the PCW-Tron.)
JW: What a match that
was!!
NC: THAT WAS INSANE!!!!!
JW: …
AG: …
JW: Neil, never say that
again.
NC: Why not?
JW: If you have to ask,
you’ll never know. Anyway, Eddie
Michels triumphs over Chris Lee Johnson’s two men in an impressive match!
*-*-*
(Backstage, The New Breed
is making their way to the ring.)
The Kid: What time is it,
X-Cube?
Triple X: Time to make
bitches out of the OnnaTarashi!
The Kid: Yeah! You know
what time it is also?
Triple X: What’s that?
The Kid: Highlight reel
time!
(The team high-fives and
keeps walking.)
*-*-*
(Somewhere else
backstage, Monty Washington is standing in front of what’s left of the PCW
backdrop. Next to him are the
self-proclaimed “Most Beautiful Men Alive”, the OnnaTarashi.)
MW: OnnaTarashi, tonight
you face the New Breed for the PCW World Tag Team Titles. But also, you,
Tamahori, get to see what your little sister, Kisara, has in store for you. Any
comments on that?
(Tamahori takes the mic.)
Tama: First of all,
Monty, how does my hair look?
MW: Uhh…beautiful?
Tama: WELL, OF COURSE
IT’S BEAUTIFUL, YOU UGLY LITTLE MOLE!! My hair is always beautiful! My hair alone is prettier than everyone else
in this arena combined!
Tonight is the night I’ve
been waiting for a long time to get to!
I have held belts of every class, of every type, except for a tag team
belt! Tonight is the night that I get that chance. And we, the OnnaTarashi, will win those belts! Why? Because we are the best tag team in
Premiere Championship Wrestling!
Kamui: Not to mention the
most beautiful!
Tama:
Exactly! Besides, those belts would
look so lovely on us. So New Breed, bring everything you got! And bring a
prayer along with that because that’s the only thing that’ll give you a chance
of beating us! And to my dear little
sister… no matter what you do, Kisara, you will not, repeat, NOT ruin this
night for Kamui and I, because this is OUR night and the PCW tag titles are
OURS for the taking!!
PCW TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT FINAL—THE NEW BREED VS. THE
ONNATARASHI FOR THE VACANT PCW WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES
NC: I have to
disagree. The best tag team in PCW has
got to be Mindy’s—
AG: Don’t go there, Neil.
(“Come Out and Play” by
the Offspring starts up, getting cheers from the crowd.)
Ring Announcer: THE
FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE FINAL MATCH IN THE PCW TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT AND IS FOR
THE PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!! IT IS
SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!
(As the heavy guitars
start up in the song, the New Breed run down the aisle and slide into the ring.
Both are wearing baggy blue jeans and t-shirts. Triple X’s shirt is orange while The Kid’s shirt is dark blue.
[Note: Broncos colors ^_^])
Ring Announcer:
INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA… AT A TOTAL COMBINED WEIGHT
OF 385 POUNDS… THE KID AND TRIPLE X… THE NEW BREED!!!
(The New Breed each
stands on a turnbuckle and look out at the crowd.)
JW: It’s now time for our
tag team title match…and here are the New Breed, who seem to be the fan
favorites in this matchup.
NC: Look at them try to
get on the fans’ good side by wearing Denver Broncos colors! Don’t they know
that the team sucks now?!
AG: Well, the New Breed
are the surprise team in this division.
They’re the smallest team in the division in terms of combined weight,
yet they took out both Los Tiburones and The AoD with little difficulty.
NC: Their win over the
Angels was nothing but a fluke, Alyssa!
(X-Japan’s “Weekend”
starts up to a mixed reaction from the crowd.)
Ring Announcer: AND THEIR
OPPONENTS…FROM KYOTO, JAPAN…AT A TOTAL COMBINED WEIGHT OF 435 POUNDS… TAMAHORI
AND KAMUI… HERE ARE THE ONNATARASHI!!
(Tamahori
and Kamui come from behind the curtains and pose as pyrotechnics go off behind
them. They then make their way down the
aisle to the ring. Tamahori wears
silver pants along with a robe of the same color. He carries his mask in his hand.
Kamui’s pants are blue. In
addition he wears a puffy shirt.)
NC: Alyssa, I bet you’re
at the edge of your seat, wondering if Tamahori’s gonna kiss your hand again!
AG: Shut up, Neil.
JW: This is going to be
probably one of the craziest matches to call…even crazier than our last match!
AG: That’s so true. Both of these teams have high-risk
styles. And I have this feeling that
we’re gonna see a lot of those type of moves in this match with the PCW Tag
Team Titles up for grabs!
DING, DING, DING!!
(Tamahori [with mask on]
locks up with Triple X.)
NC: This should have been
a ladder match. That would have made this whole situation insane!
JW: For goodness sake,
Neil! Stop saying that! This match for
the PCW World Tag Team belts is now underway as Tamahori and Triple X go at
it…fireman’s carry takedown by Triple X…into the ropes…and a shoulderblock by Tamahori…Tama
into the ropes now…Triple X leap frogs…and a nice armdrag takedown by X-Cube!
NC: Who has no relation
to X-Pac!
JW: Neil! Tama taken down
by another armdrag…and then a dropkick by Triple X! The Kid is tagged in now…kick to the midsection by Triple X…Kid
going for a Rocker Dropper…
(Tama lifts up his torso,
sending the Kid into the air. He flips and lands back on his feet.)
JW: ...and a clothesline
by Tamahori! Tama now working on The Kid with those stomps…springboard leg drop
off the second rope by Tamahori!
There’s a quick cover and The Kid kicks out!
AG: The OnnaTarashi seem
to have an advantage early in this match.
JW: It seems that they
want those belts bad, as it shows by their pre-match interview and the fact
that Tamahori did not do his little pre-match hand kiss.
NC: He couldn’t find a
woman pretty enough for his standards to kiss! Like he said, his hair alone is
prettier than everyone in the arena combined!
(Tama hits The Kid with a
few snap kicks and then a legsweep, taking him down again. Tama then poses for the crowd, receiving a
mixed pop.)
JW: Believe what you
want, Neil…Tama into the ropes now…and a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker by The Kid!!
AG: The Kid said on last
Fever that he used to look up to Tamahori when he was Akira Velaquez. I
understand that he even modeled his wrestling style after him.
JW: Triple X tagged in
again for the New Breed…there’s a kick to the midsection by the Kid…and Triple
X takes Tama down with a bulldog! Asai moonsault by the Kid!! Great teamwork by the young duo! Triple X making the cover…1…2...and Tama
gets a shoulder up! He really needs to
make a tag here.
NC: He sure does…those
two little brats are killing them out there!
(The Kid is tagged in
again.)
JW: The New Breed are
making quick tags here in this match…The Kid with a knife-edge chop on
Tamahori!
Crowd: WHOO!!
NC: I said it before,
Justin…Charlotte, North Carolina… conspiracy, I tell ya!
JW: Oh stop it,
Neil! Tama whipped into the corner
now…here comes The Kid…and he misses with the handspring elbow!! Tama making the tag now to Kamui,
finally…The Kid going for the ride…and a powerslam by Kamui! He’s back up and into the ropes…and a quick
leg drop by Kamui on the sternum of the Kid!!
There’s a cover…2…and Triple X makes the save!!
AG: We’re not seeing much
teamwork on the part of the OnnaTarashi…that may cost them.
JW: Kamui with a vertical suplex on The Kid…and
he tags Tamahori back in…Tama going up top now…shooting star press by Tamahori!
What a move!! Cover…hooks the leg…and
X-Cube makes the save again!
NC: X-Cube? Man, I wish I
didn’t fail Algebra!
AG: Not to mention
everything else for that matter…
NC: Bite me, Alyssa.
AG: Not for all the money
in the world!
JW: Will you two please
cut it out! The Kid whipping Tama into
the ropes…reversal…reversal again…and again…
(Kamui nails The Kid in
the back with a knee.)
JW: Kamui interfering
now…and he got knocked off the apron by a springboard dropkick by the Kid!
AG: That’s what you get!
JW: Tama from behind with
a full nelson!! This may be the Kao—OOH!!
AG: No it won’t.
JW: Well, a low blow is
one way to break that hold…sunset flip by The Kid…1…2…Tama reverses…1…2…Kid
reverses…1…2…Tama reverses again…1…2…and the Kid kicks out! What an exchange
that was! And a dropkick sends Tama stumbling
out of the ring!
AG: I think we’re about
see some daredevil moves now!
JW: You might be right,
Alyssa…and the Kid flies over the top rope onto Tamahori!! What do we call
that?!
AG: Looks sorta like a
somersault Thesz press to me.
NC: El Taco Quebrada Tope
Suicida Chihuahua??
JW: You’re just making up
stuff now, Neil… both men are back to
their feet on the outside…the ref’s gonna allow this to go on without counting,
it seems—
NC: Incoming!!
JW: Kamui with a missile
dropkick from the apron on The Kid!! Meanwhile
Triple X clotheslines Tamahori into the crowd!
(The Kid climbs back into
the ring after throwing Kamui into the ringsteps.)
JW: Now what’s the Kid
doing?
(The Kid signals to the
crowd.)
AG: Highlight reel time!!
NC: Is he crazy?!
(The Kid gets a running
start and leaps onto the top rope, then spring off of it, doing a somersault
senton splash onto Tamahori in the crowd!!
The fans go wild.)
JW: OH MY GOD!!! WHAT A
MOVE BY THE KID!!
AG: That boy flew through
the air with the greatest of ease!!
NC: If he does a Van
Terminator next, I’m leaving!
JW: Oh ha ha…both of
those men are struggling to make it back to the ring now after that suicidal
move by The Kid, who calls himself “The Human Highlight Reel”, and we just saw
why!
(The Kid pushes Tama into
the ring, then does a slingshot splash into the ring onto him.)
JW: Slingshot splash by
The Kid…we could have new champs…2…and no!!
Kamui with the save just in time!!
AG: Amazing. After all of
that, Tama still survives…with help from his partner, of course.
JW: Tama whipped into a turnbuckle…and a
handspring back elbow by The Kid!
AG: He hit it that time!
JW: And now the Kid with
a bronco buster!!
NC: Gah!! That is a sick
move!!
AG: And I thought someone
like you would appreciate that move, Neil.
I mean with that pelvis thrusting and driving down near your face and—
NC: Gah!! Alyssa!!
AG: Hee hee…
JW: Triple X on top now
after the tag…and he nails Tama with a corkscrew leg drop!! The New Breed is
clearly in control now! X-Cube with a cover…1…2…THR—NO!!! TAMA KICKED OUT JUST
IN TIME!!
NC: Nice to see that the
pretty boy hasn’t lost his endurance and charisma from his past.
JW: X-Cube now putting
Tamahori on the top rope…he may be setting him up for the XXX-Rated!!
AG: If he hits that move,
then it may be all over!
JW: Triple X now climbing
up to the second rope…back elbows by Tama…and Triple X falls back to the
mat…Tama up now…springboard somersault leg drop by Tamahori!! What a move!!
That may do it!! 1…2…thr—NOO!!!
NC: That was a three!!
JW: No it wasn’t! X-Cube
got ahold of the ropes!! Either way it
was very close to being a pinfall! The
OnnaTarashi were almost the tag team champions there! Kamui’s tagged in now…2-on-1 in favor of the OnnaTarashi…Tama
whips Triple X into the ropes… spinning leg lariat to the back by
Kamui…BISHOUNEN KICK [superkick] BY TAMAHORI!!
(Tamahori signals for the
end…The Beautiful End, that is.)
JW: And they’re ready to
end it!
NC: Beautiful End time!!
(Fans cheer as Kisara
walks down the aisle, wearing blue jeans and a royal blue t-shirt.)
JW: And here comes
Kisara!!
AG: Maybe we’re about to
find out what the surprise is!
JW: Franken-Bishounen by
Kamui on X-Cube!!
(Kisara grabs a chair
from ringside as Tamahori runs into the ropes…only to be tripped up by The
Kid. The referee slides out of the ring
to scold The Kid for his antics.)
NC: And The Kid just put
the brakes on The Beautiful End!!
JW: Kisara’s in the ring
now with that chair…
<THWACK!!>
AG: SHE HIT HER OWN
BROTHER WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!
NC: SURPRISE!!!
JW: KISARA VELAQUEZ JUST
TOOK OUT HER OWN FLESH AND BLOOD!!
(Kisara hits Kamui with
the same chair and pulls Triple X on top of Tamahori. The referee comes back
into the ring and sees the pin.)
JW: The ref makes the
three-count…The New Breed are now PCW’s Tag Team Champions!!
DING, DING, DING!!!
(“Come Out and Play”
starts up again.)
Ring Announcer: HERE ARE
YOUR WINNERS…AND NEW PCW TAG TEAM
CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD….
THE NEW BREED!!!!
JW: Unbelievable!! The
New Breed are the tag champions, thanks to that woman right there, Kisara
Velaquez!
AG: I thought I would
never see the day that Kisara would hit her brother with a chair. But to be honest, I think he deserved it!
NC: She gonna have hell
to pay soon!!
(Kisara and the New Breed
celebrate their victory. The Kid and X-Cube hold their newly won belts high in
the air, receiving a huge face pop.
Kisara grabs a mic and looks at Tamahori and Kamui, who are slowly
recovering outside.)
Kisara: (pointing to the
tag belts) Oh, Tama-chan… Tama-chaaaannnn… lookie at what we have!
(Tamahori takes off his
mask and mouths some words at Kisara, although it is not heard due to the
loudness of the crowd.)
Kisara: Looks like you’ve
just been denied of the one belt you have never won in your illustrious
career! And it was the one person you
least expected that screwed you out of it! Your own little sister! The perfect
payback after being dropped like a bad habit like you did to me!
Oh, and if you haven’t
figured it out by now, Akira—I mean Tamahori… you are now looking at the
manager of Premiere Championship Wrestling’s Tag Team Champions of the world!!
(Huge face pop.)
JW: Whoa!!
AG: She’s managing the
New Breed now?!
Kisara: I sure hope
there’s no hard feelings, dear brother… after all, it is, as you say… **just business,** am I correct?
(Kisara smiles cutely at
her brother as “Come Out and Play” starts up again. The OnnaTarashi, more than
peeved, head backstage.)
JW: What an amazing turn
of events! Kisara Velaquez, after being by her brother’s side for years as he
wrestled as Akira Velaquez, costs him the only belt he has never won and aligns
herself with the very team that beat them for it!
AG: After that little
argument on our first show last month, I expected Kisara to do something big
here tonight, and there it was! You fans saw it with your own eyes!
NC: I used to like Kisara
a lot…now she’s with those flyboys…I’m so disappointed.
JW: Well, fans, we’ve
finally come to our main event of the night, which is the final match in the
PCW World Title Tournament! Kerry Rush,
injuries and all, will take on Prince Master! Let’s look at how each
Man won their semifinal
matches.
[Clips of Master’s win
over Freight Train are shown, along with the heel turn, so to speak, of
Timberwolf.]
AG: Master won his
semifinal match over Freight Train in his usual manner…by outside interference.
It was punctuated by Timberwolf turning on Freight Train after being by his
side on several encounters with the Sinister Monarchy over the past month.
Master may have the advantage going into this match with his new powerhouse,
along with his alliance with The Silent Assassin, Kenshiro Tanaka.
[Clips of Kerry Rush’s
win over Seitou Yousai from earlier are shown.]
JW: Kerry won his match
in an impressive fashion. He survived
various hits taken on his injuries and beat the rookie with his Kerry Krusher.
However after his match, he was attacked by Tanaka, but luckily was saved by
his longtime friend, Chris Lei.
But
before tonight, these two wrestlers have clashed only a few times, and that was
on Fever a few weeks ago…
PCW FEVER #3
(Kerry just finished his
remarks about the attacks on him by Kenshiro Tanaka and Master has come out.)
P.Master: Well, well, well… Premiere Championship
Wrestling’s goldenboy is calling out the man who assaulted him and his oh so
sexy wife. What an honourable
deed. I would applaud you, but I have a
few little problems with that, Kerry…
[Fast-forward a few
seconds…]
P.Master: …you,
Kerry-kins, are one of the best heavyweights Premiere Championship Wrestling
has to offer, aside from me. You want
to injure yourself even more after being assaulted not once, but TWICE, by
Kenshiro Tanaka, just to defend the honour of the lovely Melissa? Are you willing to take that risk, Rushmore?
(Kerry
stares at Prince Master and raises the mic towards his mouth.)
Kerry:
Master, although I do want the PCW World Title, I am willing to put my chances
of winning the tournament at risk. The
title is important to me, but Melissa is worth more to me than my own life. And I would do anything for her, and cause
great harm to anyone who dares hurt her, be it physically or emotionally!
[Fast-forward to the
Monarchy’s attack, and then Tanaka’s assault on Kerry again.]
JW:
TANAKA FROM BEHIND!!
AG:
He came out of nowhere!!
…
P.Master:
You heard me right, lowlifes of Los Angeles!
I hired Kenshiro Tanaka to destroy the Rushes! And as you all can see, he has done more than my money’s worth! I have eliminated one of my possible final
opponents before I even know I have to face him or not! Now that is pure genius! This is a plan that only someone of my
breeding, of my mental acumen, can think up!
*-*-*
[End of the show and the
Tanaka-Rush and Master-Journeyman matches…]
(Kerry
makes his way into the ring.)
NC:
Get that man out of the ring!!
JW:
Master into the ropes…misses a clothesline…AND RUSH NAILS HIM WITH A
CLOTHESLINE OF HIS OWN!!
[Fast-forward to the
infamous scene on the PCW logo.]
(Tanaka
and Rush are on top of the P in the PCW logo and are exchanging blows.)
JW:
Never mind that now! They’re on top of
the P now… this is extremely dangerous!
NC:
Looks like Rush has just dug himself in a deeper hole that he can’t get out of!
JW: Rush going for a clothesline, Tanaka ducks
out of the way…
(As
Kerry turns around, Tanaka superkicks him, which sends Rush over the edge,
falling off the P and crashing into a set of tables 20-25 feet below!!!! The crowd goes insane! Melissa is shouting
like crazy after seeing that.)
JW:
OH MY GOD!!!!!!! THAT’S A 20-FOOT FALL KERRY JUST MADE!!!!
NC:
He’s really silenced now, guys!!!
AG:
He really needs medical attention now!!
(Melissa
breaks out of Squire’s grip and runs over to Kerry, who is completely out of
it. She is sobbing.)
JW: My God… in my years of wrestling, I have never
seen such a thing like this happen.
This guy could be seriously injured…
PCW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT FINAL—PRINCE MASTER VS. KERRY RUSH
(Backstage in the Pepsi
Center, We see the trio of Kerry Rush, Melissa, and Chris Lei making their way
towards the ring area.)
JW: And here we see Kerry
Rush and his gang making their way to the ring area now. Looks like they’re ready for action!
NC: Ready to see Kerry’s
ass become grass, that is!
(Queen’s “I Want it All”
starts up, receiving a large amount of boos.)
AG: Looks like our first
opponent is making his way out now…
Ring Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE FINAL MATCH IN
THE PCW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!! INTRODUCING FIRST—
(Prince Master, who is
already on the stage and flanked on his sides by Squire and Timberwolf
interrupts the ring announcer. “I Want
it All” stops.)
P.Master: WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA!! Hold it right there, knave! The
Prince will handle his own introduction!
Hit my music again!!
(“I Want it All” starts
up again as Prince Master and company makes their way to the ring.)
P.Master: Introducing
first, being accompanied to the ring by my loyal servant, Squire, and the
biggest bad ass in Premiere Championship Wrestling, Timberwolf… from my royal
palace in London, England, a place that smells and looks a lot better than this
hellhole!!
(Fans boo loudly.)
AG: You can just hear the
cheap heat alarm going off…
P.Master: Weighing in at
255 pounds… the best wrestler this damn promotion has ever had, the man that
will win the PCW World Title, whether you like it not…the man who, in just a
few seconds, will beat the living crap out of that poor excuse for a goldenboy,
Kerry Rushmore… the man who rules over EACH and EVERY man, woman, and child in
this arena and around the world… your future king, PRINCE MASTER!!!
(Master poses in the
middle of the ring as pyrotechnics go off.
The boos are insanely loud.)
JW: Prince Master, ladies
and gentlemen…
NC: All hail the future
champion!!
AG: The only thing he’s
the master of is cheap heat!
P.Master: Now that I have
graced your collective presence and brightened up your dull, dark, and drab
days, hit the music of my unworthy opponent so he can make his way down to this
very ring so I can go through with his execution!!
(“Narayan” by Prodigy
starts up, receiving a huge face pop.)
JW: Let’s hope Master
doesn’t do his introduction as well…
Ring Announcer: …AND HIS
OPPONENT…BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY CHRIS LEI AND MELISSA… FROM NEW YORK
CITY… WEIGHING IN AT 245 POUNDS… HERE IS KERRY RUSH!!!
(Kerry, Chris, and
Melissa make their way to the ring.
Chris high-fives a few fans on his way, while Kerry and Melissa walk
arm-in-arm.)
AG: Aww…don’t they look
cute?
NC: I think I’m gonna
hurl now.
(The trio climbs into the
ring and poses as pyrotechnics go off behind them. Then suddenly, Master attacks Kerry from behind!)
JW: Master just clobbered
Kerry Rush from behind!!
DING, DING, DING!!
(Chris takes Melissa and
carries her out of the ring. Master is kicking away at Kerry’s injured ribs.)
JW: Master is wasting no
time, going right at Kerry’s injuries!!
AG: That same gameplan
almost worked for Seitou Yousai earlier tonight. Maybe it will work for Prince
Master.
JW: Master now setting
Rush up in a corner and kicks away at his injured midsection! And Rush gets Irish whipped right into the
opposite turnbuckle!!
(Master bows in his regal
manner, causing the crowd to boo.)
NC: How can these people
not like this guy?! He’s probably the most polite person in this company!
JW: Rush now going for the ride…stopped by a
kick to the midsection from Master…now setting him up for—and a backdrop by
Kerry Rush!!
AG: Kerry just saved
himself from being “Crowned” right in the ring!
JW: Kerry’s favoring
those ribs now…ducks under a clothesline from Master...and he nails him with a
right hand! Rush now whaling away on his opponent with those rights…and Master
stops him with a knee to the midsection!
NC: Went for those
injuries again!
JW: There’s a bulldog by
Prince Master…floats into a cover…and Rush kicks out! Master is dominating this match early on.
NC: He wants that belt
really bad, Justin! He wants to show us
commonfolk how great he is!
JW: Neil, you really
believe that drivel?
NC: Of course I do!
AG: The fool is easily
amused.
NC: Hey!
JW: Master with a slam on
Kerry Rush…and he follows up with a kneedrop on the chest!!
(Master stands back up
and grabs Kerry’s left arm, which is taped up at the elbow.)
JW: And Master just drove
that elbow right into the mat!!
AG: That man is trying to
inflict as much pain as possible on Kerry.
He really hates him that much!
JW: Cross armbreaker by
Prince Master!! Master has Kerry Rush
locked in that submission hold! He’s
trying to hyperextend that elbow!
AG: This is amazing!
We’re a good ways into this match and Master hasn’t cheated once yet!
NC: It’s because for once
he’s the hunter and not the hunted! And
Kerry’s his prey!
(At ringside, Melissa is
watching the match with a worried look on her face.)
JW: Rush holding on to
dear life here as Master still has that hold on him…slowly trying to reach for
the ropes with his foot. But that pain
must be excruciating on him!
NC: The man took a
20-foot fall off the PCW logo. How in the world did he mess up his elbow?
AG: I think he landed on
it on the fall.
NC: Oh…GOOD JOB,
KENSHIRO!!
JW: Neil!!
NC: What?
JW: And Master breaks the
hold after Rush got a foot on the ropes, but the damage may have already been
done…Master with a front chancre on Rush… Northern Lights suplex by Kerry
Rush!! 1…2…and Master kicks out before
the 3!!
(Master gets back up and
drops Kerry back down with a clothesline.)
JW: What a surprising
move my Kerry Rush!!
AG: And Master wasted no
time paying him back for the surprise.
JW: That one surprise
almost won the match and the World Title for Kerry as he rolls onto the outside
to slow Master’s assault.
NC: Dangerous territory
out there with Timberwolf at ringside.
JW: Master out of the
ring as well and he goes back to work on Kerry with shots to his back…and
there’s an elbow to the midsection by Kerry! And he winces in pain!
AG: He hit him with that
bad elbow, Justin. Big mistake
considering his situation…
JW: And Rush crashes into
those steel ringsteps!
(Chris Lei runs around to
the other side of the ring to help his friend, but is stopped by a big boot
from Timberwolf.)
NC: BOOT TO THE HEAD!!
BOOT TO THE HEAD!!
JW: Timberwolf just got
Chris with that big boot…and now what?!
(T-Wolf grabs Chris’ neck
and looks over at the PCW broadcast location.)
AG: Oh, no he is not!
NC: MOVE!!
(Timberwolf chokeslams
Chris Lei into the PCW table!! The crowd goes crazy. Justin, Neil and Alyssa stand up, shocked at what happened.)
JW: MY GOD!!! TIMBERWOLF
JUST SLAMMED CHRIS LEI RIGHT INTO THIS TABLE!!
NC: You da man, T-Wolf!!
YOU DA MAN!!!
AG: Someone get help for
Chris right now!!
JW: And Rush just got
dropped on his ribs on those steps!
(Justin, Alyssa, and Neil
sit down in their chairs as EMT’s work on Chris. Meanwhile, Master rolls Rush back into the ring.)
NC: Someone should get
some EMT’s for Kerry too!! Ha!
JW: Neil!
NC: You like saying my
name, don’t you?
JW: No comment.
NC: I know Alyssa does.
AG: THAT’S A LIE!!
NC: Oh it’s true! It’s true!
JW: (shakes his head)
Anyway, Master sets up Kerry on the top rope…cinches him up…and a belly to back
superplex by the Prince!! That may be
the end of Kerry Rush!! Here’s the
cover…1….2…
NC: YES!!
JW: NO!!! Rush kicked out just in time!
NC: Damn! What’s it gonna take to keep that man down
for three seconds?
AG: Outside
interference. How else do you think
Master wins his matches?
JW: Master whips Rush
into the ropes…reversal…ducks a clothesline…Rush lifts him up…SAN FRANCISCO
RUSH!!! Kerry hit the San Francisco Rush!!
Rush with a cover now…2, and Master gets a shoulder up!
NC: Damn that Kerry!
AG: Kerry might still be
able to turn the tables around in this match.
NC: Not likely.
JW: Rush with those right
hands on Prince Master…Kerry into the ropes…and he takes him down with a flying
clothesline!!
(Kerry shakes his left
arm around as he hurt it again on that clothesline.)
NC: Idiot! You don’t hit him with the injured arm! Gah,
Kerry is a dumbass!
JW: Rush going up top
now…missile dropkick by Kerry Rush!!
(Huge face pop as Kerry
signals for his finisher. Squire jumps
onto the apron and gets the ref’s attention.)
NC: No no no!!!
JW: Kerry’s going for the
Kerry Krusher!! That may do it!!
(Kerry puts Master in a
standing headscissors and hooks his arms. Timberwolf gets into the ring and
grabs Kerry around his neck, making him drop Prince Master.)
JW: Oh no!!
NC: Yeah!! Do it,
T-Wolf!!
JW: CHOKESLAM BY
TIMBERWOLF ON KERRY RUSH!! My god!!
AG: See?! I knew it would be outside interference!!
(Timberwolf steps back
out of the ring. Squire drops back down to the floor. The ref turns back to the match.)
JW: Master makes a
cover…what a way to the win the belt…2…
NC: NEW CHAMPION!!
(Amazingly, Kerry kicks
out. The crowd cheers wildly.)
JW: NO!!! NO!!! KERRY
KICKED OUT!!
NC: HELL NO!!
AG: How in the world did
he kick out after being chokeslammed?!
JW: Unbelievable!!
(Mixed reaction [mostly
boos] as Kenshiro Tanaka walks down to the ring, the infamous kendo stick in
his hands.)
AG: Here comes more
trouble!
JW: Tanaka’s coming to
the ring!
NC: Oh yeah!!
(Melissa moves away from
Tanaka when he glares at her. He then steps into the ring.)
JW: If Tanaka gets Kerry,
then you can pretty much kiss this match goodbye!
(Squire distracts the ref
again. Master puts Kerry in a full nelson.)
AG: Gah, that ref’s an
idiot!
JW: Prince Master has
Kerry Rush in a full nelson headlock!
Tanaka getting that stick ready…
(Kenshiro Tanaka swings
his kendo stick at Kerry Rush with a good amount of force…………….)
<CRACK!!!>
NC: GAH!!!
JW: TANAKA HIT MASTER!!!!
KENSHIRO TANAKA HIT PRINCE MASTER WITH THE KENDO STICK!!!
NC: TANAKA, YOU IDIOT!!
JW: Kerry Rush got out of
the way just in time!! And Tanaka hits
T-Wolf in the knees with the stick!!
NC: What the hell is
going on here?!
(Tanaka cracks the stick
over T-Wolf’s head, knocking the big man to the mat, unconscious. Meanwhile,
Kerry hooks Master up for the Kerry Krusher again as Tanaka rolls out of the
ring.)
JW: And he just took out
Timberwolf with those vicious shots with that kendo stick!!
NC: Damn that Tanaka!!!
JW: KERRY KRUSHER!!!
KERRY KRUSHER!!! RUSH COVERS!!! 1…..
(Squire tries to climb
into the ring, but is stopped by Tanaka.)
JW: …2….
NC: This is not
happening!!
(Melissa is on the other
side of the ring, watching hopefully.)
JW: ….THREE!!!!!!!
DING, DING, DING!!!
(“Narayan” starts up
again as the crowd goes wild.)
Ring Announcer: HERE IS
YOUR WINNER… AND NEW PREMIERE
CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING CHAMPION….
KERRY RUSH!!!!
JW: Kerry Rush is our
first World Champion in PCW history!!! Can you believe it?!
NC: I can’t! Stupid
Tanaka screwed his own employer out of the belt!!
(Melissa gets into the
ring and celebrates with her husband, who is on his knees, holding the World
Title belt in his hands.)
AG: What a sight this
is!!
NC: They’re gonna have so
much hell to pay on next Fever!
(Confetti falls from the
rafters.)
JW: And we’ve got
confetti falling from the rafters. It’s
definitely a time for celebration here in PCW!!
NC: Beats having a
truckload of steel chairs falling from the rafters.
(Melissa hugs her husband
and kisses him briefly on the lips. She then helps Kerry up and walks with out
towards the ropes. Kerry holds up his belt once more, receiving a large
pop. The duo then climb out of the ring
and head for backstage. Meanwhile on
the other side of the ring, Kenshiro Tanaka stands there, watching the events,
the expression on his face still unchanged.)
JW: Well, fans, that
brings us to the conclusion of an unbelievable night here in Denver, Colorado.
We hope you enjoyed this show! For
Alyssa Graham and Neil Coles, this is Justin Walker saying—
P.Master: THIS SHOW IS
NOT OVER YET, JUSTINE!!!!
JW: The hell?!!
NC: “Justine??!” Ha ha ha!!
(Prince Master is on his
knees in the ring with a mic in his hand.
He is extremely pissed. Meanwhile, Tanaka is heading backstage.)
P.Master: Hold it right
there, Ninja-Boy!! Get your ass back in this ring and tell me what the bloody
fuck happened just now!!!
(Tanaka stops and turns
around. He then walks back towards the
ring, glaring at Master the whole time.)
JW: Fans, we apologize
for the vulgar language Master is using.
AG: So much for him being
polite.
(Tanaka gets into the
ring and walks up to Master, who is back on his feet now.)
Tanaka: …
P.Master: Kenshiro
Tanaka, I paid you to do a job! I paid
you to take out Kerry Rush so he could not win the World Title!! I paid you to do anything and everything you
could to make sure that he would not make it here tonight! But no! You fucked up, Tanaka!!!
AG: My, my, he’s pissed!
JW: He sure is.
Tanaka: ……
P.Master: That fool still
made it here tonight! He even made it
to the finals! I gave him the beating
of his lifetime! I was just a tenth of
a second away from winning that World Title belt, but you, Kenny-boy, had to
screw it all up!! You fucked up and hit
your Prince, the man who is fucking paying you to do a job!! I brought you to
this promotion, Ken-doll!!! You have no
right to screw me out of the belt that rightfully belongs to Prince Master!!!
(Tanaka continues to
glare coldly at Master.)
Tanaka: ……………
P.Master: Now tell me,
Tanaka… what the hell do you have to say for yourself?! You owe me so damn much now, you know!! I
want you to—
(Tanaka spins around,
swinging the kendo stick with an enormous amount of force, and clocks Prince
Master on the side of his head with it, knocking him clean out. The crowd cheers wildly again.)
JW: MY GOD!! He just
clocked Master again!!
NC: What has gotten into
him?!
AG: I’m starting to like
that guy!!
(Kenshiro turns around
and climbs out of the ring again, heading for backstage. Master is still out in
the ring.)
JW: We’re now officially
out of time here in Denver. For Alyssa
Graham and Neil Coles, I’m Justin Walker saying goodnight and we’ll see you on
Fever!!
(Master
is shown still unconscious in the ring as the scene fades out.)
THE END!!!!!
Well, that’s it for PCW’s
first story arc! Kerry Rush is the
World Champ. The New Breed with their new manager, the lovely Kisara Velaquez,
are the tag team champs. Jennifer
Vanderfeller [ohohohohohohoho!!] is the Women’s champ. And Kenshiro Tanaka is
the Cruiserweight Champion.
Where do I go from here
with PCW? Well, I’m already planning a
short Tanaka vs. Sinister Monarchy feud.
The sibling rivalry between Tamahori and Kisara will continue. As for Kerry
and the rest of Premiere Championship Wrestling… we’ll find out what happens to
them come the first Fever of the next arc, which leads us to the next
pay-per-view, Fall Festival 2K.
Until next time, see ya!!
Seitou Yousai
“I’ll win that belt
sooner or later…’cuz it’s only natural!!”
DISCLAIMER: ALL WRESTLERS ARE CREATIONS OF MINE. ANY
SIMILARITIES TO OTHER CHARACTERS OR HUMAN BEINGS, BE THEY LIVING, DEAD, OR
CREATED BY SOMEONE ELSE, IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.
NO HARM OR INSULT IS
MEANT BY ANY JOKES MADE ON ANY SUBJECT IN THIS SHOW. IF SO, THEN IT’S ALL NEIL
COLES’ FAULT.