PREMIERE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING

Presents:

PCW “UNTITLED”

 

Venue:  Pepsi Center, Denver, Colorado

Commentators: Justin Walker, Alyssa Graham, and Neil Coles

 

(Show opens outside of the Pepsi Arena; earlier today.  In the parking lot, a Benz pulls up into a parking space.  After a few seconds, the doors on both sides open as Kerry and Melissa Rush get out of the car.  They both seem to be healed after having two weeks off.  Melissa is without crutches now.)

 

JW: What you are seeing is the Rushes’ arrival to the arena earlier today.  As you can see, signs of any injuries from the past month are gone.

AG: I’m still amazed that Kerry recovered from that fall!

NC: He should have taken another week off.  I mean, he really has no chance of winning that belt!  That World Title belt is all Prince Master’s!!

JW: Well, we’ll find out who will become PCW first champions here tonight on our first pay-per-view ever, UNTITLED!!

NC: Gah, what a stupid title!!

 

[Cut to a small highlight reel of clips of things that have happened in PCW recently, back by the usual heavy metal accompaniment common with such highlight reels.]

(Shift back to the Pepsi Center as the crowd cheers wildly.  Pyrotechnics go off around the ring and on the stage in front of the PCW-Tron.  At the broadcast location at ringside, the usual trio of commentators sits at their table.  Justin is decked out in a fancy-looking suit.  Alyssa is in a red dress.  Neil is in khakis and a sportsjacket with a PCW t-shirt under it.)

 

JW: The night has finally come!  The day that we’ve all been waiting for has arrived! Tonight, all of Premiere Championship Wrestling’s titles are up for grabs here in the Mile High City for PCW….We don’t have a title for this pay-per-view!!

AG: Just call it “Untitled”, Justin.

NC: But if we do, then we’d have a title!

AG: Err…

JW: He has a point.  I hate to admit it, but he has a point.  Anyway, we have a great show for you tonight.  Eight great matches on the card tonight, with six having title implications!

AG: We also have six-man tag action between the so-called “lackeys” of the Sinister Monarchy and the team of Diego David Tarquez and Los Tiburones!

NC: And let’s not forget Johnson’s freaks beating the living hell out of “Extreme” Eddie Michels!

JW: All this and more tonight here in Denver!  Let’s go to the ring for our first match!

 

WOMEN’S TOURNAMENT FINAL—DOMINIQUE NATRIX VS. JENNIFER VANDERFELLER FOR THE PCW WOMEN’S TITLE

 

(Garbage’s “As Heaven is Wide” starts up. The lights above the entrance and the ring flash to the music.)

 

NC: Epilepsy alert!! Epilepsy alert!!

 

Ring Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE FINAL MATCH IN THE PCW WOMEN’S TITLE TOURNAMENT AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!! INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA… “THE S&M QUEEN” DOMINIQUE NATRIX!!!

 

(Natrix saunters down the aisle to the ring in her full leather bodysuit.)

 

AG: My goodness! Neil’s not drooling!

NC: I’ve gotten over her.

AG: Riight…

JW: Natrix made it here tonight in an impressive manner. She defeated Leah Storm in a submission match that she challenged her to at the time of the match.

 

[Clips of Natrix making Leah Storm submit to the Call Me Queen are shown.]

 

NC: Stupid Leah.  Should have never tried to beat Domi Natrix in her own game!

 

Female Voice: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOO!!!!

 

(“Just a Girl” by No Doubt starts up; receiving a decent amount of boos.)

 

JW: And here comes our second finalist…

 

Ring Announcer: AND HER OPPONENT…BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY MR. BUTLER… FROM ASHEVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA… JENNIFER VANDERFELLER!!!

 

(Vanderfeller walks to the ring, a rather serious look on her face.  Mr. Butler walks behind her.)

 

JW: Oddly enough, Vanderfeller looks determined tonight.

AG: She said she really wants that belt and nothing gonna stop her.

 

(Jenny takes off her outfit, revealing her wrestling attire, a lavender bikini.)

 

NC: Ohh…nice new outfit…

AG: No drooling, Neil.

NC: Who says I was?

 

(Vanderfeller has some words with Butler and climbs into the ring.)

 

DING, DING, DING!!!

 

JW: And we’re ready to start with our first match here on the pay-per-view that has no name!!  Side headlock by Natrix…Vanderfeller pushes off…and nails her with a clothesline on the way back!  Vanderfeller into the ropes now…slides under Natrix…double leg takedown and she’s on Natrix!

NC: Catfight!!

AG: So much for actual wrestling in this match… 

JW: And these two women are rolling around the ring now, just swinging and clawing at one another…And now Natrix pushes Vanderfeller off of her! And she drops a leg right on Vanderfeller!  There’s a quick cover…and Jenny quickly gets a shoulder up!  Natrix now bringing Vanderfeller to her feet…Vanderfeller into the ropes…Natrix with a tilt-a-whirl, but Jenny counters with a flying headscissors!!

AG: Now we’re back to wrestling!

NC: Just how you like it, Alyssa?

AG: You know it!  I wasn’t brought here just to see women catfight!

JW:  Vanderfeller whipping Domi into the turnbuckle…Jenny charging in…Natrix gets behind Vanderfeller…there’s a rollup!  1…2…and she kicks out!

AG: Natrix, like her last opponent, Leah Storm, is an expert on pinning combinations…

 

(Natrix uses a Majistral Cradle on Jenny.)

 

AG: …Like that La Majistral cradle.

JW: And Vanderfelly kicks out again!

NC: Vanderfelly?!

JW: What?

NC: You called her “Vanderfelly,” Justin!

JW: So?

NC: You people and your cutesy names for wrestlers! Got Alyssa here calling Trickster “Tricky”… and now Justin’s calling Jennifer Vanderfeller “Vanderfelly!”

 

(Vanderfeller goes for a high kick, but Natrix grabs the leg, placing it on her shoulder.  She places Jenny’s other leg between hers and twists her body, taking Vanderfeller down on her back in a leglock submission/pinning combination.)

 

AG: Whoa!  Never seen that move before!

JW: Natrix has Vanderfeller in an impressive-looking leglock submission! 

AG: Not only is she twisting the knee of Vanderfeller, she’s also putting lots of pressure on both legs!

JW: Vanderfeller’s shoulders on the mat…2…and she gets them up!  She’s trying to turn around so she can reach the ropes…and Natrix breaks the hold, but the damage is done!

NC: Yeah, well Vanderfeller can kiss her chances at t he Women’s belt goodbye now!

AG: Vanderfeller’s legs are still hurt from that last hold.

JW: And it shows and Jennifer Vanderfeller is having a tough time getting back to her feet…Natrix hooks her up…vertical suplex on the rich bitch from North Carolina!

NC: I heard she used to date David Flair…

AG: She did not!!

JW: Domi Natrix going to the top now…here she goes…and Vanderfeller gets the knees up!!

AG: That was a beautiful corkscrew splash though.

JW: And both women are rolling around the ring in pain from the last move!

 

(Mixed pop as Leah Storm walks down to the ring.)

 

JW: And Leah Storm is now on her way to the ring.  Vanderfeller up first…and a bulldog on Natrix!

 

(Leah shouts at Natrix from ringside.)

 

JW: And now Leah’s having some words with Natrix.

NC: Looks like Storm is trying to get her attention.

JW: Domi Natrix back up and is arguing with Storm…AIR VANDERFELLER FROM BEHIND!!

AG: The distraction worked!

JW: Vandefeller with a cover! We may have a new Women’s Champion—NO!!  Natrix kicked out just in time!!

AG: We were just seconds away from having Vanderfeller as a champion!

NC: What’s so bad about that?!

AG: I don’t like her too much.

NC: Why not?!

AG: She just annoys me…that darn laugh and all.

 

(Mr. Butler climbs onto the apron and gets the ref’s attention.  Storm grabs a steel chair and climbs into the ring.)

 

JW: Vanderfeller going after Natrix again…Natrix grabs the arm…this may be the Domination!

 

<THWACK!!>

 

(Leah Storm clobbers Dominique Natrix with the chair as she twists around!)

 

AG: Gah!

JW: NATRIX IS NAILED WITH THAT CHAIR SHOT!!  What a hit!

 

(Leah rolls back out of the ring.  Butler drops back onto the floor.)

 

JW: Vanderfeller grabs Natrix…CHECK BOUNCER!!  That will do it!! Jenny with a cover!!  1…2…3!!!!!

 

DING, DING, DING!!!

 

(Fans boo as “Just a Girl” starts up again.)

 

Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…AND NEW PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION….

 

JENNIFER VANDERFELLER!!!!

 

AG: What a ripoff.  Natrix had the belt won.

NC: Sure she did, Alyssa.

JW: You have to give Dominique Natrix credit though. She gave it her best, although it wasn’t enough to defeat Vanderfeller and Leah Storm!

 

(Vanderfeller poses in the middle of the ring and laughs manically as Mr. Butler places the PCW Women’s Belt around her waist. Leah Storm stands next to her.)

 

Vanderfeller: OHOHOHOHOHOHOOOO!!

 

AG: Damn, I hate that laugh.

JW: As the new champion and company celebrate their win, let’s go backstage where Monty is with Diego David Tarquez and Los Tiburones.

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(Backstage, Monty Washington is standing next to DDT and Los Tiburones.)

 

MW: I’m backstage with Diego David Tarquez and the team of Los Tiburones, who in just moments will face the Sinister Monarchy in a six-man tag match.  Any comments on that?

 

DDT: Sinister Monarchy…first, you cost me a chance at the PCW World Title by interfering in my match against your so-called “fearless leader” Prince Master.  Then you have the audacity to attack me after the match.  Then you gang up on me after I took out one of your own almost two weeks ago on Fever.

 

It’s payback time now! I got two good amigos with me and they’re ready to kick some Monarchy ass! Get ready, you three, ‘cuz you’re about to get a taste of the crazy life!!

 

(DDT and Los Tiburones walk away.)

SIX-MAN TAG MATCH—SINISTER MONARCHY VS. DIEGO DAVID TARQUEZ AND LOS TIBURONES

 

NC: “A taste of the crazy life?”  What kind of catch phrase is that?

AG: (shrugs)

 

(Fans boo as “Freak on a Leash” by Korn starts up.)

 

Ring Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SPECIAL SIX-MAN TAG TEAM MATCH AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!! INTRODUCING FIRST…AT A TOTAL COMBINED WEIGHT OF 730 POUNDS…TRICKSTER, TAURUS, AND STEEL EAGLE…THE SINISTER MONARCHY!!

 

(The trio makes their way down to the ring.)

 

JW: Here comes the trio of Prince Master’s lackeys…

NC: They are NOT lackeys!! They are good, talented wrestlers!  They are the “Hit Squad” of the Sinister Monarchy!

JW: Well that’s what they’re calling themselves now…

 

(Ricky Martin’s “Livin’ La Vida Loca” starts up, receiving a face pop.)

 

Ring Announcer: AND THEIR OPPONENTS…AT A TOTAL COMBINED WEIGHT OF 765 POUNDS…THE TEAM OF LOS TIBURONES…AND DIEGO DAVID TARQUEZ!!!

 

(DDT dances his way out onto the stage in his silk shirt and pants.  Los Tiburones, in their usual ring attire, run into the ring an attack the Sinister Monarchy!)

 

JW: Here comes the Latino Alli—and Los Tiburones are wasting no time going at the Monarchy!!

 

(DDT takes off his shirt and runs into the ring to join his partners.)

 

DING, DING, DING!!

 

JW: And the bell has sounded to start this six-man tag!  But we have bedlam in the ring!  And DDT clotheslines Taurus out of the ring!  Knee to the midsection on Trickster by Hammerhead!  Thresher throws him down…and a dropkick on the sitting Monarchy member!  What teamwork by Los Tiburones!

 

(Hammerhead shouts something and does some dance.)

 

NC: Oil of Olay!!

AC: What?

NC: Nevermind.

JW: And Steel Eagle clobbers Hammer from behind!  And we finally have some sense of order in the ring! It’s Thresher and the Tricky one in the ring.  Trickster with a kick to the midsection…and a gutwrench suplex!

NC: That’s “Trick-plex,” Justin!

JW: Whatever…and Trickster with another impressive suplex!!

AG: That looked sorta like a cobra clutch suplex there, but he also had a leg hooked.

NC: Cobra Clutch Trick-plex, Alyssa!

AG: Oh shut up, Neil.

JW: Trickster with a cover…and Thresher gets a shoulder up!  Trickster lifting Thresher up again…crossed arms German suplex into a bridge!! And Hammerhead makes the save!

AG: Trickster is turning this match into his own suplex seminar!

JW: Trickster whipping Thresher into the ropes…Trickster going for a backdrop…

NC: Boot to the head!!

JW: He said it. And a swinging neckbreaker by Thresher!!  He now tags in DDT… Thresher whipping the Tricky one into the ropes…there’s a kick to the midsection by the two Latinos…and a DDT by Tarquez!  DDT covering…2…and Taurus makes the save!

 

(Taurus rolls out of the ring. DDT runs after him, but doesn’t get out of the ring. Trickster gets up and makes a tag to Steel Eagle.)

 

JW: DDT going after Taurus, wanting revenge for the two Taurus Stunners he has received over the past few weeks!

AG: Look out!

JW: And Steel Eagle gets DDT from behind!  Eagle with an inverted facelock on Tarquez…going to the second turnbuckle…EAGLE CRASHER!! EAGLE CRASHER!! [Inverted tornado DDT from second rope]

 

(Steel Eagle get up and celebrates a little, posing in the middle of the ring.)

 

JW: And Steel Eagle is not going for the pin…guillotine leg drop by Taurus!!

AG: Hey! He’s not the legal man!!

JW: Taurus covering…and he’s nailed with a rolling clothesline from Hammerhead!  And Steel Eagle with a kick to Hammer’s back!

AG: The match is getting out of control again!

JW: Cuban Stinger by DDT on Eagle!!  Here comes Trickster…DDT with a kick…

NC: Twist of Fate!!

JW: Wrong promotion, Neil. That’s another variation of the Cuban Stinger!  DDT covering Eagle now… and Taurus makes the save!

AG: I think the ref’s going to allow all of this to happen. He’s lost all control of the match…

JW:  I don’t blame him.  I’d probably do the same if I was in his shoes.

NC: Who are the legal men though?

JW: Last I remember, DDT and Steel Eagle are…but that really doesn’t matter now….Meanwhile, Hammerhead with a clothesline on Trickster…and both men fall onto the outside! And a spinebuster on Taurus by Thresher!! Man, this is gonna be hard to call!!

 

(DDT stands over Taurus and begins to dance, receiving a face pop.)

 

NC: No…not that move!!

JW: Bon Bon Legdrop by DDT!  There’s a cover…2…and Eagle saves his partner!

NC: I hate that move!

AG: And a beautiful Asai moonsault by Taurus on the outside!!

 

(Fans boo as Squire comes down to the ring.)

 

JW: It’s Squire!

NC: Shouldn’t he be somewhere kissing up to Prince Master?

JW: Well, he’s here…and a slingshot splash onto the outside by Thresher!!  All four men go down!!

 

(Steel Eagle gets onto the top rope, looking out at the four people on the outside.)

 

AG: Looks like Eagle wants to join the party!

JW: And DDT shakes the ropes!!

 

(Squire grabs a chair from ringside and climbs into the ring.)

 

JW: Squire with the chair…

AG: Look out!

JW: And Tarquez ducks under the swing…kick to the midsection…DDT by the DDT master himself on the chair!!

 

(DDT does his little dance again.  Meanwhile, Hammerhead and Trickster are brawling on the outside.)

 

NC: Not again!

JW: And Steel Eagle clobbers him from behind!

NC: Thank you!! I love you man!!

JW: Oh, stop it!  DDT going for a ride…there’s a reversal… DDT with a leap frog… There’s Thresher…TIBURON DRIVER!! [fireman’s carry into a Michinoku Driver]  That may be the end of it!!  He makes the cover…2…thr—NO!!  Taurus makes the save!!

 

(Thresher stands up to confront Taurus.  He swings at the Monarchy member, but he blocks and kicks at his midsection. Then…)

 

JW: TAURUS STUNNER!! Taurus hit his move on Thresher!!  The Sinister Monarchy may have this match won! DDT going after Taurus now…he ducks under a clothesline…Taurus going for another Stunner, but DDT pushes him off! Taurus into the ropes…CUBAN STINGER!! DDT WITH THE Cuban Stinger out of the flapjack!!

AG: That’s the same move he used to beat Trickster on last Fever!!

JW: DDT with the cover… and the other members of the Monarchy can’t make it in time!!

 

DING, DING, DING!!

 

(Face pop as “Livin’ La Vida Loca” starts up again.)

 

Ring Announcer: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS… DIEGO DAVID TARQUEZ AND LOS TIBURONES!!

 

(The Sinister Monarchy heads for backstage, carrying Squire, as Los Tiburones and DDT celebrate in the ring.)

 

JW: And the Latino Alliance defeats the Sinister Monarchy in a spectacular match.

NC: Psh…I can dance better than them!

AG: Please spare us the demonstration, Neil.

NC: I’m not gonna dance for you, Alyssa… unless you give me 100 dollars.  Then I’ll do a special dance just for—

AG: Oh god…

NC: That’s what they always say. (grins evilly)

JW: That’s enough, Neil. We do have young ones reading this…

AG and NC: READING?

JW: Watching! I meant watching!! We have young ones watching this!! (coughs and shuffles his papers)  Anyway, it’s now time for our first semifinal match in the PCW World Title Tournament, which is between “The Natural” Seitou Yousai and Kerry Rush, who went through a lot just to get here, Alyssa…

AG: That’s right. Ever since the first show, Kerry and his wife, Melissa, have been the targets of many attacks by Kenshiro Tanaka, the Silent Assassin.  The series of attacks came to a climax on PCW Fever #3 when Rush was superkicked off the PCW logo, crashing into the ground 20 feet below!  It was on that same show that we found out that Tanaka was hired by the one and only Prince Master to take him out, since he was the favorite to win the tournament.

NC: Unfortunately, Tanaka didn’t hurt the boy enough.

JW: Monty is backstage with Kerry and Melissa now.

 

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(Backstage, Monty Washington is standing next to Kerry and Melissa Rush.  Melissa is in a fancy evening gown, while Kerry is in his wrestling attire.  What’s different is that he has tape wrapped around his waist and around his left elbow.)

 

MW: Kerry, you just spent almost a week in the hospital after that nasty fall you took off the PCW logo almost three weeks ago on Fever.  Yet you are still here tonight, ready to go for the PCW World Title.  Any comments?

 

Kerry: Heh…Prince Master, looks like your little hired goon didn’t do his job thorough enough, huh?  I’m still here… and I’m still gonna win the PCW World Title, whether you like it or not!

 

Princey-boy, what doesn’t kill me makes me stronger.  You made a huge mistake in putting me through hell for the past month, because now nothing is gonna stop me from winning that title. Not you, not your band of lackeys, not your ninja…nobody!  I really hope I meet you in the finals, Master.  I want to thank you for all that you’ve done.  And trust me…you deserve the thanks! (smirks)

 

Now if you excuse me, Monty, I have a match to win!

 

(Kerry walks off. Melissa blows a kiss to Monty and follows her husband.)

PCW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT SEMIFINAL #1—“THE NATURAL” SEITOU YOUSAI VS. KERRY RUSH

 

(Face pop as Luna Sea’s “Tonight” starts up.)

 

Ring Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SEMIFINAL MATCH IN THE PREMIERE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!

 

(The “Magnificent Trio” of Laura Gantt, Setsuna Katsuragi, and Mindy walks out first.  Seitou Yousai comes out next.  Mindy does a cartwheel into a split in the aisle, getting a cheer from the crowd [mostly from the men, of course].  The quartet then makes their way to the ring.)

 

Ring Announcer: INTRODUCING FIRST…BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY THE MAGNIFICENT TRIO OF LAURA, SETSUNA AND MINDY… FROM TOKYO, JAPAN, WEIGHING IN AT 235 POUNDS…HERE IS “THE NATURAL” SEITOU YOUSAI!!!

 

(Seitou and Co. poses in the center of the ring as fireworks go off behind them.)

 

JW: And the fans seem to be taking a liking to this young newcomer.

NC: Probably taking a liking to his all-female entourage.  I know I am! Whoo!

AG: Saw that one coming…

NC: You’re just jealous.

 

(“Narayan” by Prodigy starts up, receiving a huge face pop.)

 

Ring Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT…BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY MELISSA… FROM NEW YORK CITY AND WEIGHING IN AT 245 POUNDS… KERRY RUSH!!!

 

(As the drums on “Narayan” kick in, Melissa steps out from behind the curtains, wearing a fancy looking evening gown.  She saunters slowly to the ring, getting lots of whistles and howls from the male fans.  Then Kerry comes out behind her, making his way to the ring and high fiving a few fans on his way.)

 

JW: And here comes Kerry Rush.

AG: The man’s still not 100% from his injuries suffered on Fever #3, but he’s still out here.  He’s determined to win that belt!

NC: And it’s all gonna be for naught because Rush will not win that belt!

 

(Kerry raises both of his hands into the air as fireworks go off at the ringposts.)

 

NC: Damn, that stuff is loud!

 

(Seitou says a few words to his entourage and climbs into the ring.  He takes off his shirt and tosses it into the crowd.  Meanwhile, Chris Lei comes and takes a seat at the broadcast location, next to Alyssa.)

 

JW: Fans, Chris Lei has joined us here at our broadcast location. Welcome, Chris.

CL: Heya guys… and Alyssa.

AG: Evening, Chris. Nice to see you here and not choking Justin.

CL: I did not choke him! I politely asked if he knew where Kenshiro Tanaka was.

 

DING, DING, DING!!

 

(Kerry and Seitou walk to each other and shake hands.)

 

NC: Oh boo!! We don’t to see that buddy-buddy crap!!

JW: Well, Neil, it’s obvious that the two have respect for one another. The two men lock up now…Rush with a hammerlock…Yousai reverses…Rush breaks it and gets behind Seitou with a waistlock…back elbow by Yousai…Rush ducks…and gets nailed by a knee to the midsection by the Natural!

AG: So what brings you here tonight, Chris?

CL: I’m here to make sure that Tanaka doesn’t cost my buddy here his match.  I’m also here for some fan service…(looks over at Mindy)

AG: Fan service—oh God…now we have two perverts here.

CL: I am not a pervert! I just like to admire women of great beauty, such as yourself, Alyssa.

AG: (sarcastic) Gee, I’m flattered.

JW: Yousai into the ropes…slides under Kerry’s legs…he’s over Yousai and into the ropes…and a hurricanrana by Seitou Yousai!

 

(Mild pop as Yousai bows to the crowd.  Mindy jumps up and down, cheering him on.)

 

NC: Boingy, boingy, boingy!!

AG: I think Neil is hypnotized.

JW: Yousai in control of this match so far…there’s a kick, but Rush ducks under it…right by Kerry…and another…and another…Yousai whipped into the corner…and Rush connects with a elbow smash!!

 

(Kerry climbs onto Seitou and starts punching at his head.)

 

Crowd: 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10!!!

 

JW: Kerry’s in control of this match now…there’s a monkey flip by Rush, but Seitou lands on his feet!!  Rush back up…and he’s nailed by a Seitou Yousai dropkick!

CL: Psh…I can deliver a better dropkick than that!  Hell, all of my kicks are better than that!

JW: Yousai with a cover…and Kerry gets a shoulder up quickly!

AG: Looks like Kerry’s injuries haven’t gotten to him yet…

CL: Seitou knows he can hit Kerry’s weak spots and have a better chance to win, but he won’t, due to the amount of respect he has for him.  The idiot.

AG: Would you go for Kerry’s weak spots if you had a match with him?

CL: With the title on the line like it is in this match? You bet I would!

JW: There’s a vertical suplex by Kerry…turns it into a cover…hooks the leg…and The Natural kicks out!

NC: Since Seitou has a Natural Frog Splash and Setsuna Katsuragi has a Natural DDT, does that make that move a Natural Kickout?

JW: I don’t know. Rush whipping Seitou into the ropes…ducks under a clothesline…and a spinning leg lariat by the Natural one!!

NC: Natural Spinning Leg Lariat!

 

(Kerry rolls on out to the outside.)

 

JW: And it looks like Kerry’s gonna take a breather here.  And Yousai nails him with a baseball slide to the outside!

AG: Kerry went out of the ring to slow down Seitou before he got hot, but he still got attacked.

JW: And there’s a knee right to those injured ribs of Kerry!

NC: Gee, and I thought he wasn’t gonna go for his injuries in this match.

 

(Yousai climbs back into the ring as Kerry favors his injured ribs.  Setsuna walks towards Kerry.)

 

CL: Oh no she’s not…excuse me for a moment.

 

(Chris takes off his headset and runs over to intercept Setsuna.)

 

JW: And Chris Lei’s trying to save his friend from outside interference.

NC: But Setsuna is not Tanaka!!

 

(Chris and Setsuna have some words with one another, and then Setsuna walks back to the other girls.  Kerry makes his way back to the ring.  Chris walks back to the broadcast table.)

 

CL: Sorry about that. I just had to make sure of something.

NC:  Did you get her number?

CL: No. She’s too big for me.

JW: Will you two stop it?!  Meanwhile in the ring, Seitou Yousai with a kick to the midsection again on Kerry…Seitou going up to the second turnbuckle…and drops a leg onto the back of Kerry’s neck!   What a move!  There’s a cover…2…and Kerry gets a shoulder up.

NC: So was that a Natural Rocker Dropper?

JW: Let it go, Neil.

CL: And I thought he had respect for Kerry. He’s going at his injuries!

AG: I said earlier that there’s a lot on the line here tonight.  That’s probably why he’s doing it.

JW: Well, Laura said on last Fever that Seitou’s respect for Kerry has nothing to do with this match.  Meanwhile Seitou with right hands on Kerry Rush… and some more… Yousai into the ropes… Rush lifting him into a fireman’s carry for a possible San Francisco Rush, but Yousai wiggles out… Rush knees Seitou to break the waistlock…Rush setting him up for a  Kerry Krusher, but Yousai counters with a double-leg takedown!!

CL: Are you out of breath from that, Justin?

JW: No, I’m used to it. And now Seitou hooks Rush into a Texas Cloverleaf!

AG: Not good ring position in it though. They’re right up on the ropes.

JW: And Kerry grabs hold of the ropes…the ref tells Yousai to break the hold.

 

(Seitou stands up and moves over to the side of the ring where his trio of women is. He exchanges some comments with them.)

 

JW: Now what’s he doing?

CL: Idiot.  Never take your eyes off the opponent in a match of this caliber.

JW: Rush grabs Seitou from behind…SAN FRANCISCO RUSH!!

NC: And he’s not even from San Francisco!

CL: He got that move from a good friend of ours.  You know who.

JW: Rush going for the cover…this may be the end…

 

(Setsuna grabs the referee’s foot and pulls him out of the ring.)

 

JW: And it’s not over! And Setsuna Katsuragi nails the ref with a forearm!!

NC: A Natural Forearm!!

 

(Melissa tries to climb up the ring apron, but Laura stops her. Meanwhile, Mindy is climbing up to the top rope.)

 

AG: What the hell is Mindy doing?!

CL: Now there’s the fan service I was waiting for!!

NC: We can see right up Mindy’s skirt!!

JW: Oh please…Kerry’s looking around for the referee…and Seitou is struggling to get up…

 

(Mindy jumps off the top and nails Kerry with a missile dropkick!!  The crowd cheers loudly. )

 

CL: WHOA!!!

JW: OH MY GOD!! Mindy with a missile dropkick on Kerry Rush!!!

AG: Sign her up for the women’s division now!!!  That girl delivers a dropkick better than most men in this company, including Chris here!

CL: You got that right—HEY!!

AG: Oh go back to looking at the fanservice!!

JW: Seitou making his way to the top rope…NATURAL FROG SPLASH!!  Seitou Yousai hit the Natural Frog Splash!!  He may have just secured his spot in the finals!! The ref’s crawling back in…Yousai with a cover….1……………2………..THR—NOOO!!!!!  Kerry kicked out!!

NC: How in the world did he kick out of that?!

JW: And Yousai is beyond shocked that he kicked out of his move!! And now the Natural is kneeing away at those injured ribs of Kerry’s!! 

CL: What the hell is he doing?!

JW: And a DDT by Yousai!!

AG: He calls that the Natural DDT!!

JW: Yousai going up top again…looks like he’s going for another Natural Frog Splash.

NC: He can’t make that!!  Kerry’s like ¾’s of the ring away!!

JW: Here goes Yousai…

 

(Seitou flies almost the entire length of the ring diagonally on his Natural Frog Splash, but Kerry gets his knees up, nailing The Natural in the midsection.)

 

JW: KERRY GOT THE KNEES UP!!

CL: Yeah!! Good move, Kerry!! Good move!!

JW: Rush is slowly getting back to his feet…and so is Yousai…Kerry’s up first…he hooks him up…  KERRY KRUSHER!!!  That’s may be it!! 1………2……..THREE!!!!

CL: YEAH!!!

 

DING, DING, DING!!!!!!

 

(Face pop as “Narayan” starts up again.)

 

Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… KERRY RUSH!!!

 

(Melissa climbs into the ring to celebrate with her husband.  Seitou is still out of it in the ring.)

 

JW: And Kerry’s in the finals!!

 

(Fans boo as Kenshiro Tanaka comes from out of the crowd and into the ring, behind the Rushes.)

 

AG: Look out!  It’s Tanaka!!

 

(Tanaka swings his kendo stick at Kerry, but he dodges just in time.  Kerry swings a right at him, but Tanaka ducks and hits Kerry’s injured midsection with the bottom of his stick.)

 

JW: And he gets a kendo stick to the gut!!

CL: Kerry!!

 

(Chris throws off the headset and gets into the ring.  Before Tanaka can hit Kerry again, Chris nails Tanaka with a spin kick.  Chris begins to stomp on him.)

 

JW: And Chris Lei saves his friend!!

AG: He may have just saved Kerry from further injury before his finals match later on tonight!

 

(Tanaka rolls out of the ring and heads backstage. Chris stands on a turnbuckle, glaring at him.)

 

JW: We have not seen the last of Kenshiro Tanaka, fans.  He will be participating later on tonight in the Cruiserweight Tournament Final against Pyrotechnico.  Anyway, we’re about ready for our next match, which is also a semifinal match in the World Title Tournament.  Freight Train takes on everyone’s “favorite” wrestler, Prince Master.

AG: Favorite my ass…

NC: I like Master!  He’s a brilliant wrestler!!  A master of this human game of chess.  He played Kerry as if he was a pawn!

JW: Prince Master and Freight Train have had a few encounters with one another before tonight.  These two are not exactly on good terms.  Let’s take a look…

PCW FEVER #2

 

[Clips of F.Train’s easy win over Trickster are shown.]

 

(Camera shifts over to the aisle, where Prince Master and his other two lackeys is standing.  The crowd boos loudly as Master takes a microphone.)

 

P. Master: Congratulations on your victory, Mr. Train!  Smashing performance.  I would applaud, but someone of my nature does not do such common, plebian things.

[…seconds later]

P. Master: You can say that these three members of The Sinister Monarchy are a bit… incompetent. But no, no, I am not getting rid of them.  I just want to expand my forces a little.  And after seeing how well you handled my little suplex machine just now, Big Daddy, I, Prince Master, want you to join the most elite group in Premiere Championship Wrestling, the Sinister Monarchy.

 

(Freight Train grabs a mic.)

 

F. Train:  Well, I really think I should be honored to get such a great opportunity to join your little stable, Prince, but the truth is that this Train is nowhere near honored!  You can take your little offer and shove it up your ass!!

 

[Clips of Sinister Monarchy being beaten by Freight Train are shown, ending with Master being power bombed into a table.]

*-*-*

FEVER #3

 

[Clips of Taurus throwing a chair at Freight Train’s face are shown, forcing the DQ in his match against Timberwolf, which eliminated T-Wolf from the tournament. Then clips of the two big men beating on the lackeys are shown.]

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FEVER #4

 

Train: I already put you through one table, Princey-boy, and I’d do it again if I get the chance.  So bring everything you got to the pay-per-view. Bring yourself. Bring your lackeys. Bring your pansy-ass Squire. Even bring that mute hired goon of yours!  I will run them all over!  Master, consider yourself derailed at the pay-per-view!!

PCW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT SEMIFINAL #2—PRINCE MASTER VS.  FREIGHT TRAIN

 

NC: I still don’t understand why he didn’t take up on the offer Prince Master presented.  What an idiot.

 

(“I Want it All” by Queen starts up; fans boo loudly.)

 

JW: And here comes the Prince now.

 

(Squire appears at the entrance and places a red carpet on the floor, unrolling it all the way to the ring.  Prince Master then comes out, the rest of the Sinister Monarchy stable behind him.)

 

Ring Announcer: MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING, BEING ACCOMPANIED BY THE SINISTER MONARCHY… FROM LONDON, ENGLAND… PRINCE MASTER!!!

 

(The SM gets in the ring.  Squire takes the mic from the ring announcer and gives it to Master.)

 

P.Master: Whether you like it or not, your Prince has come to Denver!!!

 

(The fans continue to boo.)

 

P.Master: This city may be at one of the highest elevations in the world, but as I am sure you all know, I, Prince Master, am still hundreds of thousands of miles above each and every one of you impudent dogs!!

 

(The boos get louder.)

 

P.Master: Tonight, commonfolk, you are all in for a treat!  You get to see me, your royal…

 

AG: -pain in the ass?

 

P.Master: …highness, win the PCW World Title!  Tonight is the end of my brilliant master plan that has unfurled over the past month in PCW. And after I turn Freight Train into a crumpled heap of mass… and after I break the rest of the bones of Kerry Rush’s body, your Prince will be the champion and you will ALL have no choice but to bow down to the greatest DAMN wrestler in Premiere Championship Wrestling history!!

 

(The boos get louder as an “Asshole” chant starts up.)

 

P.Master: Now if you simple-minded cavepeople can shut up, I can continue!!

 

(The boos are still loud.)

 

P.Master: Now onto Mr. Train… why?  Why am I facing him?  All I wanted to do was to be friends with Mr. Freight!  I even offered him a spot in my elite organization.  But what do the big dumb idiot do?  He tells me to take my offer and shove it up a most uncomfortable place!

 

NC: What, like the back seat of a Volkswagen?

JW: Very funny, Neil.

 

P.Master: And then he power bombs me through a table!  Now that is not a way to treat someone when he was being nice to you.  Mr. Freight took advantage of my generosity, plebeians!  Who really is the bad guy here?

 

Either way, tonight is the night of your Prince.  Tonight will be the night Freight Train—

 

(The train noises start up, receiving a face pop.  Freight Train comes out from behind the curtains and stands on the stage.  He pulls out a mic.)

 

NC: Here comes trouble.

 

F.Train: What kind of bullshit are you spitting out here, Prince Master-bator?!

 

NC: Masterbator?!  Did he just call him that?! He can’t do that!!

JW: Fans, we apologize for Freight Train’s remarks.

 

F.Train: I have a lot better things to do than become your little lackey, Prince. Things like living my own life.  Things like being an independent man.  Things like winning the PCW title here tonight and beating your royal ass all around Denver, Colorado!!

 

(Huge face pop.)

 

P.Master: Well, well, well…nice to see you joining us here tonight, Mr. Train. And I see that you are set on…and I quote, “beating my royal ass.”  Too bad you’ll be disappointed tonight, Freighty, because it is my destiny to win the belt tonight!  Now kindly bring your filthy, inbred, trailer trash behind into this ring to so I can beat it all around this place!!

 

(Freight Train runs for the ring as Prince Master tosses off his robe. Train climbs into the ring and goes at Master. The two begin exchanging blows.)

 

JW: He we go!!

 

DING, DING, DING!!

 

JW: And these two men are wasting no time going after one another!  They are out to kill each other!!

AG: I hate to say it, but Prince Master does have the advantage in this match. And it’s because of those four lackeys down at ringside!

JW: Well, we all saw how easily Freight Train handled the Monarchy just three weeks ago on Fever.  And Master gets clobbered by a massive lariat from Freight Train!  Master into the turnbuckle now…and another shot by the Train!  He’s now choking him… the ref’s telling Freight Train to back off.

AG: No, go ahead and let him choke the Prince.

NC: Alyssa, how can you be so cruel?

AG: Easy, I just am.

JW: The ref now trying to pull Freight Train away from Master…

 

(Train turns around to face the ref and has some words with him.)

 

AG: What is he doing?!

JW: And a low blow by Prince Master!!

AG: Never turn your back on a man like him!  He will always take advantage of it.

JW: And a bulldog by the Prince.  Going for a cover now…and Freight Train kicks out quickly.

NC: He didn’t kick out. He threw Master off of him!

JW: That he did, Neil.  And the Train nails Master with a forearm smash…and another…Master into the ropes…grabs the boot…enzuigiri by Freight Train!! Wow!!

NC: He can’t do that!! He’s not a cruiserweight!

AG: Next thing we know, Da Big Guy’s gonna be doing Asai moonsaults!

NC: Don’t encourage him, Alyssa! He just might do it…if he loses 350 pounds.

AG: Ha ha ha…

JW: Train in advantage now after he got Prince Master with that enzuigiri…and he slams Master onto the canvas…and drops a leg on him!! There’s a cover…2...and Master kicks out!

NC: Can’t take down royalty that easily.

JW: And The Train is back on Master again with several right hands…lifts up Master in a Gorilla Press…what power by the big man!!  Master wiggling out of the hold and delivers a vicious kick to the back of Freight Train’s knees!

NC: Smart move by the Prince!  Take out the big man’s knees!

JW: Well that seems to be a sound strategy…Master now lifting up Freight Train…and drops him in the Crowning (sitdown piledriver)!!

AG: I’m surprised he could lift him up!

JW: Master with a cover…2…and Freight Train gets a shoulder up…Master now working on the left knee of Freight Train, driving it into the mat.

AG: That’s his weak spot, Justin. He injured that left knee a few years back in another promotion.

JW: And now Master with a kneelock submission on that same left knee of Train’s.  And Freight Train gets a hold of the bottom rope. 

 

(Master lets go of the hold and drags Freight Train, who is still in pain, to one of the turnbuckles.)

 

AG: Now what is he doing?

JW: Oh no he’s not!  He’s really gonna hurt Freight Train if he does this!!

NC: Well DUH, Justin!

JW: Master on the outside now…and he drives the back of his left knee into the post!  And again!!  Master now wrapping that left leg around the ring post…

AG: If he hooks this figure four around the ring post, Freight Train may not be able to go on…

JW: And Freight Train with a boot to Master’s face!  He just saved himself from further injury to those legs!

 

(Freight Train climbs out of the ring and lands on the floor, wincing a little due to his injuries.)

 

AG: No doubt about it, Freight Train is now feeling the effects of the damage done by Prince Master.

JW: And Freight Train with right hands on the Prince.

 

(Steel Eagle grabs a chair and goes over to the two wrestlers.)

 

JW: Here comes Steel Eagle!

AG: Look out!

 

(Eagle swings the chair at Freight Train as he turns around, but he ducks out of the way.  Train knees him in the midsection, making Eagle drop the chair.)

 

JW: And Eagle misses with the chair!

NC: Those lackeys can never do anything right!!

JW: Train setting up Steel Eagle for a powerbomb…Master from behind, clipping the back of his knees!

AG: Once again, you never, EVER, turn your back on a man like Prince Master!

JW: And Master rolls Train back into the ring…he sets up Train for a suplex…and Freight Train blocks… knee to the midsection by Train…and another…and another…Master going for the ride…and a big boot by the Train!!

NC: No! Not a boot to the head!!

 

(Fans cheer loudly as Freight Train signals for his finisher. Squire jumps on the apron and distracts the ref.)

 

JW: He’s signaling for the end!

NC: He can’t!

JW: TRAIN DERAIL BY FREIGHT TRAIN!!  That may have secured his spot in the finals!  Train’s covering, but have no ref!!

 

(Taurus crawls into the ring as Freight Train gets back up. Taurus runs at him, but a clothesline takes him down.  Trickster goes down the same way.)

 

AG: Anarchy and Monarchy in the ring!

JW: And Freight Train takes them down easily…

 

(Fans cheer as Timberwolf makes his way down to the ring.  The three Sinister Monarchy lackeys are now on Freight Train.  Squire is still distracting the ref.)

 

JW: It’s Timberwolf!!

AG: Freight Train is about to get some help!

JW:  He’s in the ring now…and T-Wolf throws off all the Sinister Monarchy members from Freight Train…big boot on Steel Eagle!!

NC: No! Call a DQ!

JW: Freight Train back up now…

 

(Freight Train gets back up to go after Prince Master, who is still down, then…)

 

JW: Freight Train back up…what the hell?!?

AG: No!!

 

(Timberwolf grabs Freight Train’s neck and lifts him up, then driving him into the mat in a chokeslam.  All the cheers in the Pepsi Center turn into boos.)

 

JW: TIMBERWOLF JUST CHOKESLAMMED FREIGHT TRAIN!!! MY GOD!!

NC: YEAH!!

AG: I thought they were on the same side!!!

JW: What the hell just happened here?!

NC: Timberwolf’s Monarchy now!! That’s what just happened!!

 

(Timberwolf, amidst all the boos, places Master on top of Freight Train and steps out of the ring.)

 

JW: And he places Prince Master on top on Freight Train.  And the ref makes the three-count. Unbelievable..,

 

DING, DING, DING!!!

 

(Fans boo loudly as “I Want it All” starts up again.)

 

Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, PRINCE MASTER!!

 

JW: Looks like Kerry Rush will be facing Prince Master in the finals for the PCW World Title… and the balance of power in PCW has shifted greatly in Master’s favor, now with what seems to be his latest acquisition, the massive Timberwolf.

AG: I didn’t see it coming… no one saw it coming.  I thought he was still angry at Prince Master after he costed him his chance at the PCW Title in the Tournament, by intentionally causing that disqualification in his match with Freight Train.

NC: He had all of you fooled! Ha!

AG: Shut up, Neil.

*-*-*

(Backstage, Kisara Velaquez is walking around.  She is wearing the black business dress suit [a la Miss Hancock] from previous Fevers.)

 

NC: Oh look who’s here!

JW: Kisara Velaquez is here tonight. And we are still wondering what she has in store for her big brother tonight.

AG: Hopefully we’ll find out soon.

PCW CRUISERWEIGHT TOURNAMENT FINAL—PYROTECHNICO VS. KENSHIRO TANAKA FOR THE VACANT PCW CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE

 

(Prodigy’s “Firestarter starts up as the lights go off in the arena.)

 

JW: It’s now time for the final match in the Cruiserweight Title Tournament.

NC: It’s not a tournament when it’s only four men…

JW: …Anyway, Pyrotechnico will be facing “The Silent Assassin” Kenshiro Tanaka…

 

(As the drums in “Firestarter” kick in, flames erupt front of the entrance.  Pyrotechnico then steps out and makes his way to the ring.)

 

Ring Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS FOR THE PCW CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!! MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING… FROM TIAJUANA, MEXICO…WEIGHING IN AT 215 POUNDS…PYROTECHNICO!!!

 

AG:  Pyro here may be the more experienced wrestler in this match, but he will have his hands full here tonight against Tanaka.

 

(“Kurenai” by X-Japan starts up.)

 

NC: For someone like Tanaka, he really has some really wussy music.

JW: Neil!

NC: It’s the truth!  But he’s still da man!!

 

Ring Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT… FROM OSAKA, JAPAN… WEIGHING 195 POUNDS… “THE SILENT ASSASSIN” KENSHIRO TANAKA!!!

 

(Heel pop as Tanaka walks towards the ring, the cold and emotionless look still on his face.  He carries that infamous kendo stick in his hands.)

 

AG: Does that man ever smile?!

JW: Well, one would say he’s focused, but I don’t even know if he ever is not focused.

NC: A perfect weapon of destruction like Tanaka needs no emotion! He needs no mercy! He showed no mercy! He just comes in and does his job!

 

DING, DING, DING!!

 

JW: And Tanaka has been doing a lot of work as of late, as he was hired by Prince Master to take out Kerry Rush.

 

(Pyro offers to shake Tanaka’s hand, but Tanaka does a spin kick at the hand. Pyro moves it out of the way quickly.  He then jumps over a legsweep.)

 

NC: And he did his job really well on that one, Justin!

AG: I wouldn’t say so. Kerry’s still here, isn’t he?

NC: Well yeah, but that’s after spending a week in the hospital!

JW: Tanaka not wasting any time here as he’s going right at the fiery luchador with several kicks.  Pyro’s trying to block as many as he can, but they are coming too fast!

NC: What is this, Dragon Ball Z?

JW: Heh…and Tanaka send Pyro down with a spin kick!

AG: Pyro’s gonna have a hard time adjusting to Tanaka’s style of wrestling, which mixes martial arts with submission techniques.

JW:  Pyro into the ropes now…Tanaka ducks a clothesline…and an enzuigiri kick by The Silent Assassin!

NC: Beats having Freight Train doing that move.

JW: Tanaka going for a quick cover…and Pyro kicks out.  Both men are back up again…and Pyrotechnico dodges another kick from Tanaka!  He whips Tanaka towards the turnbuckle…

 

(Tanaka jumps onto the second rope and backflips over the charging Pyrotechnico.)

 

JW: What agilty by Tanaka with that backflip!  He grabs Pyro from behind…German suplex into a cover…2…and Pyro kicks out again!  Tanaka really has control of this match!

NC: Is Tanaka that good, or is Pyrotechnico that bad?

JW: I won’t answer that…Pyro now hitting Tanaka with chops across the chest…

 

(The crowd goes “WHOO!” with every knife-hand chop.)

 

JW: Tanaka going for the ride now… ducks under a spin kick from Pyro… and into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker!

AG: That may have stopped Tanaka’s momentum!

JW: Pyro going up top now…Tanaka getting back up… here comes Pyro… and Kenshiro Tanaka nails him with a dropkick as he came down!! What a counter!  Tanaka now grabs Pyro’s leg… and turns it into a half Boston crab!  Pyro struggling in pain to get to those ropes.

AG:  Now we’re seeing Tanaka’s talent in submission tactics as he is trying to take Pyrotechnico off of his high-flying game.

NC: What game?  He has no game!

JW: And Pyro reaches the ropes. Tanaka breaks the hold…Pyro slow to get up…

 

(Tanaka gets into a fighting stance, waiting for Pyrotechnico to get up.)

 

AG: Tanaka gets ready to attack.

NC: Tell me, Justin; is that a crane stance or a tiger stance?

JW: Like I would know!  And Tanaka gets backdropped over the top rope onto the outside!  Pyro jumping onto the apron now…and an Asai moonsault onto Tanaka on the outside!!

AG: What hang time by the luchador!

NC: Like some silly high-risk move is gonna take out a man like Tanaka.

JW: And Pyro now whipping The Silent Assassin into the steel guardrail!  Pyro charging at him…and he runs right into a palm thrust to the midsection!!  And Pyrotechnico is reeling!!

AG: Dang that looked painful!!

JW: A little higher and that could have injured his ribs…Tanaka on top on the guardrailing now…and he drops a leg on the back on Pyrotechnico’s neck!

NC: Yeah!

JW: And Tanaka rolls Pyrotechnico back into the ring…slingshot legdrop back into the ring by Tanaka!! There’s a cover…1…2…and Pyro gets a shoulder up!

NC: Damn, so close!

JW: Tanaka whips Pyro into the ropes…going for another kick, but Pyro ducks out of the way…reverse facelock by Pyrotechnico!!!

NC: Let’s see that reversal again, Tanaka!

JW: Backdraft [reverse DDT] by Pyro!!

NC: Gah!

JW: And Pyro’s going to the top instead of going for the cover…somersault leg drop by Pyro, but Tanaka moves out of the way!!

AG: Should have gone for the pin…

JW: Tanaka now whipping Pyro into the ropes…SILENCER!!!  Tanaka hit that superkick!

NC: The same superkick that sent Tanaka flying off the PCW logo!!

JW: Don’t remind us, Neil! 

 

(Tanaka makes a cutting motion across his neck and does a standing moonsault onto Pyro.)

 

JW: Silent Moonsault by Tanaka…1…2…3!!! Tanaka is the PCW Cruiserweight Champion!!

 

DING, DING, DING!!!

 

(“Kurenai” starts up again.)

 

Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…AND NEW PCW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION….

 

KENSHIRO TANAKA!!!

 

NC: Da man!!

AG: I hate to admit it, but Tanaka dominated the match.

NC: And he’s gonna dominate the cruiserweight division!

 

(Tanaka stands in the middle of the ring, holding his newly won Cruiserweight title belt, still no emotion on his face.)

 

AG: Come on!! The man just won the belt and he still won’t crack a smile!!

JW: Well fans, it’s now time for our Extreme Rules Handicapped Match between “Extreme” Eddie Michels and the team of the Beast and Da Big Guy!  This match came to be after these three wrestlers cost each other their spots in the PCW World Title Tournament, Alyssa.

AG: That’s right Neil. Michels and Da Big fought their way to a double countout thanks to interference by both Chris Lee Johnson and the Beast, which also involved Eddie Michels being gored through a table at ringside.  Then on the next Fever, Michels’ interference caused Da Big Guy to screw up and made the Beast lose his first round match.

NC: All the Extreme idiot’s fault, I tell ya!

JW: Let’s go backstage, where Monty Washington is with Eddie Michels.)

EXTREME RULES HANDICAPPED MATCH—“EXTREME” EDDIE MICHELS VS. THE BEAST AND DA BIG GUY (w/Chris Lee Johnson)

 

(Backstage, Monty is standing next to Eddie Michels.  Michels is wearing his usual wrestling attire, a PCW t-shirt with blue jeans.  He carries the steel chair described on last Fever with him.)

 

MW: “Extreme” Eddie Michels, tonight you go up against two of the biggest men in PCW in the team of Da Big Guy and the Beast?  How to you feel about that?

 

Michels: How do I feel?  I feel great!  I’m ready to take it to both of those men, even though one of them weights more than everyone in my mom’s side of the family combined! I’m ready to kick some ass!

 

Chris Lee Johnson’s little freak show is gonna regret challenging me into a match that I excel in.  Making it an Extreme Rules Match…you two just signed your death—

 

(Suddenly, the Beast runs in and clobbers Michels. Da Big Guy and CL Johnson follow in.  The two wrestlers begin to stomp on the downed Michels.)

 

CL Johnson: Yeah!! That’s how you do it!!

 

JW: And Johnson’s two men have got the jump on Eddie Michels!

NC: We’re gonna start this match backstage?!

AG: It looks that way.

 

DING, DING, DING!!

 

JW: Remember, in a match like this, it’s falls count anywhere!  And The Beast and Da Big Guy seem to have the advantage now as they are stomping a mudhole on Eddie Michels!!

 

(Chris Lee Johnson takes the chair Michels had and unfolds it. He then sits down on it, watching his two charges beat on their opponent.)

 

NC: Looks like Johnson found his seat!

JW: Looks that way, Neil…and Michels just got thrown right into the PCW set! And it all comes crashing down!

AG: Michels is taking a beating here early.

 

(Da Big Guy signals for something.)

 

JW: My goodness…he isn’t…

AG: Oh no…

 

(Da Big Guy runs up to the downed Michels and does a huge splash onto him!!)

 

JW: MY GOD!! DA BIG GUY JUST SPLASHED ONTO MICHELS ON THE COLD CONCRETE!!

NC: That’s it!! He’s dead!!

AG: That was 575 pound of Da Big Guy crashing onto Michels’ body!!

JW: The referee’s making the count…1…2…and Michels got the shoulder up!!  Unbelievable!!

NC: DBG just belly-flopped on that man and he still survives!!

AG: I’m sure he’s been through worse, Neil.  He doesn’t call himself “Extreme” for nothing

 

(Beast takes the chair from CLJ and folds it up, walking over to Michels, who is being held by DBG.)

 

JW: Beast now swings that chair at Michels…

 

<THWACK!!>

 

JW: He nailed Da Big Guy!! Eddie Michels got out of the way in time!!

AG: That was just payback for what happened on Fever three weeks ago.

JW: Michels with the chair now…and a vicious shot by the King of Extreme!!  And Michels hits DBG with it too, but he won’t go down!  Michels nails him again, and he still won’t go down!!  Michels winding back again…

 

(Chris Lee Johnson hits Michels from behind with his cane.)

 

JW: C.L. Johnson from behind with his cane!!

AG: This is supposed to be 2 on 1, not 3 on 1!!

NC: Extreme Rules, Alyssa!

JW: And Michels hits Johnson with the chair!!

AG: Guess he just showed Chris Lee Johnson his seat!

JW: Johnson is laid out on the floor…and DBG from behind with a running clothesline!!  The Beast back up now…and he lifts up Michels and slams him on the concrete!

 

(Da Big Guy climbs on top of a large green metal trashcan.)

 

NC: Now what is that big man doing?!

JW: The Beast now setting up a table…placing Michels on it…and he kicks Beast into the trashcan!!

AG: INCOMING!!!

 

(The crash into the trashcan causes DBG to lose his balance and fall off, crashing into the table.  Michels moved out of the way just in time.)

 

JW: OH MY GOD!! DA BIG GUY JUST CRASHED INTO THAT TABLE!!

AG: He’s now out of it!  The match has just evened up for the time being!

NC: That fat ass had no business trying to do something like that!!

JW: And now…the Beast and Michels are now fighting their way around backstage…looks like they may be headed towards the ring area…

 

(The Beast whips Michels into a door for the men’s bathroom.  PCW Security is trying to keep nearby fans back.)

 

NC: This is no time for a bathroom break!

JW: Beast now going into the men’s bathroom…and he gets nailed by one of the doors to the stalls!

AG: Right in the face too!

JW: And a spinebuster slam by Michels on that cold tile floor!!  There’s a cover…2…and Beast kicks out!

NC: Why couldn’t they go into the women’s bathroom?  Maybe we would get to see something!

AG: You would love to have that happen, would you, Neil?!

NC: You know it!

JW:  Michels now walking out of the bathroom…

NC: Coming out feeling 10 pounds lighter!

JW: Neil!!  And Michels gets clobbered from behind by the Beast with a fire extinguisher!

 

(The Beast then walks over to the concession stand and steals a drink from some random fan.  He takes a sip and waits for Michels to get back up.)

 

AG: Why is he taking a water break?

JW: I don’t think Pepsi would want someone like the Beast promoting their product…Kerry Rush, maybe, but—

NC: Shut up, Justin!  Beast would be a good spokesperson for Pepsi!

JW: And Eddie Michels gets the soda splashed into his face!  Beast now setting up that fire extinguisher…

 

<FWOOSH!!>

 

JW: …And Michels gets the fire extinguisher to the face!!

NC: That may have put his fire out for good!

JW: Oh no…piledriver on the concrete floor!  That has to hurt!!

NC: Oh great, Beast! Scramble his brains more!!

JW: Beast may have this won…with a cover…1…2…and Michels kicks out again!!  One has to wonder where in the world Da Big Guy is now…

AG: And what about Chris Lee Johnson?  I bet he’s still out like a light from that chair shot!

NC: Da Big Guy probably went off to get a pizza or something!

JW: And the Beast just went crashing into that booth selling PCW merchandise!!  Michels with a trashcan now…and hits Beast with the head on it!

 

(Eddie Michels walks away a little, but then is nailed from behind by a ladder!)

 

NC: Da Big Guy’s back!

JW: And he just bashed Mr. Extreme from behind with that ladder!!

 

(DBG places the ladder against a wall as The Beast picks up Michels.)

JW: Oh no…

AG: He’s gonna gore Michels into that ladder!!

NC: Yeah!!

JW: Here goes the Beast…and a DDT by Michels!!!

NC: Gah!!

JW: Eddie Michels wiggled his way into a perfect position to DDT the Beast, saving himself from being rammed into that steel ladder!  Michels covering…and DBG makes the save!!

AG: That’s the advantage in this match…it’s hard to get the pinfall when you’re outnumbered!

 

(Michels kicks the ladder, causing it to fall and hit DBG on the head with it. Some of the ladder hits The Beast as well.)

 

JW: What an ingenious move by Eddie Michels!!  He has the ladder again…and he nails DBG again with that ladder!

 

(Michels swings the ladder at DBG once more, sending him crashing into a concession stand.)

 

AG: And I think DBG’s going out for a snack now!

NC: Ha ha…

JW:  Michels now climbing up that ladder…The Beast still out of it after that DDT…

NC: What is that Extreme Idiot gonna do?!

JW: EXTREME ELBOW OFF THE LADDER BY MICHELS!!!! THAT MAY DO IT!!!  1…… 2…… 3!!!!

 

DING, DING, DING!!!

 

(Metallica’s “One” starts up in the arena as the fans cheer, watching the action on the PCW-Tron.)

 

JW: What a match that was!!

NC: THAT WAS INSANE!!!!!

JW: …

AG: …

JW: Neil, never say that again.

NC: Why not?

JW: If you have to ask, you’ll never know.  Anyway, Eddie Michels triumphs over Chris Lee Johnson’s two men in an impressive match!

*-*-*

(Backstage, The New Breed is making their way to the ring.)

 

The Kid: What time is it, X-Cube?

Triple X: Time to make bitches out of the OnnaTarashi! 

The Kid: Yeah! You know what time it is also?

Triple X: What’s that?

The Kid: Highlight reel time!

 

(The team high-fives and keeps walking.)

*-*-*

(Somewhere else backstage, Monty Washington is standing in front of what’s left of the PCW backdrop.  Next to him are the self-proclaimed “Most Beautiful Men Alive”, the OnnaTarashi.)

 

MW: OnnaTarashi, tonight you face the New Breed for the PCW World Tag Team Titles. But also, you, Tamahori, get to see what your little sister, Kisara, has in store for you. Any comments on that?

 

(Tamahori takes the mic.)

 

Tama: First of all, Monty, how does my hair look?

 

MW: Uhh…beautiful?

 

Tama: WELL, OF COURSE IT’S BEAUTIFUL, YOU UGLY LITTLE MOLE!! My hair is always beautiful!  My hair alone is prettier than everyone else in this arena combined!

 

Tonight is the night I’ve been waiting for a long time to get to!  I have held belts of every class, of every type, except for a tag team belt! Tonight is the night that I get that chance.  And we, the OnnaTarashi, will win those belts!  Why? Because we are the best tag team in Premiere Championship Wrestling!

 

Kamui: Not to mention the most beautiful!

 

Tama: Exactly!  Besides, those belts would look so lovely on us. So New Breed, bring everything you got! And bring a prayer along with that because that’s the only thing that’ll give you a chance of beating us!  And to my dear little sister… no matter what you do, Kisara, you will not, repeat, NOT ruin this night for Kamui and I, because this is OUR night and the PCW tag titles are OURS for the taking!!

PCW TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT FINAL—THE NEW BREED VS. THE ONNATARASHI FOR THE VACANT PCW WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES

 

NC: I have to disagree.  The best tag team in PCW has got to be Mindy’s—

AG: Don’t go there, Neil.

 

(“Come Out and Play” by the Offspring starts up, getting cheers from the crowd.)

 

Ring Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE FINAL MATCH IN THE PCW TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT AND IS FOR THE PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!!  IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!

 

(As the heavy guitars start up in the song, the New Breed run down the aisle and slide into the ring. Both are wearing baggy blue jeans and t-shirts.  Triple X’s shirt is orange while The Kid’s shirt is dark blue. [Note: Broncos colors ^_^])

 

Ring Announcer: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA… AT A TOTAL COMBINED WEIGHT OF 385 POUNDS… THE KID AND TRIPLE X… THE NEW BREED!!!

 

(The New Breed each stands on a turnbuckle and look out at the crowd.)

 

JW: It’s now time for our tag team title match…and here are the New Breed, who seem to be the fan favorites in this matchup.

NC: Look at them try to get on the fans’ good side by wearing Denver Broncos colors! Don’t they know that the team sucks now?!

AG: Well, the New Breed are the surprise team in this division.  They’re the smallest team in the division in terms of combined weight, yet they took out both Los Tiburones and The AoD with little difficulty.

NC: Their win over the Angels was nothing but a fluke, Alyssa!

 

(X-Japan’s “Weekend” starts up to a mixed reaction from the crowd.)

 

Ring Announcer: AND THEIR OPPONENTS…FROM KYOTO, JAPAN…AT A TOTAL COMBINED WEIGHT OF 435 POUNDS… TAMAHORI AND KAMUI… HERE ARE THE ONNATARASHI!!

 

(Tamahori and Kamui come from behind the curtains and pose as pyrotechnics go off behind them.  They then make their way down the aisle to the ring.  Tamahori wears silver pants along with a robe of the same color.  He carries his mask in his hand.  Kamui’s pants are blue.  In addition he wears a puffy shirt.)

 

NC: Alyssa, I bet you’re at the edge of your seat, wondering if Tamahori’s gonna kiss your hand again!

AG: Shut up, Neil.

JW: This is going to be probably one of the craziest matches to call…even crazier than our last match!

AG: That’s so true.  Both of these teams have high-risk styles.  And I have this feeling that we’re gonna see a lot of those type of moves in this match with the PCW Tag Team Titles up for grabs!

 

DING, DING, DING!!

 

(Tamahori [with mask on] locks up with Triple X.)

 

NC: This should have been a ladder match. That would have made this whole situation insane!

JW: For goodness sake, Neil! Stop saying that!  This match for the PCW World Tag Team belts is now underway as Tamahori and Triple X go at it…fireman’s carry takedown by Triple X…into the ropes…and a shoulderblock by Tamahori…Tama into the ropes now…Triple X leap frogs…and a nice armdrag takedown by X-Cube!

NC: Who has no relation to X-Pac!

JW: Neil! Tama taken down by another armdrag…and then a dropkick by Triple X!  The Kid is tagged in now…kick to the midsection by Triple X…Kid going for a Rocker Dropper…

 

(Tama lifts up his torso, sending the Kid into the air. He flips and lands back on his feet.)

 

JW: ...and a clothesline by Tamahori! Tama now working on The Kid with those stomps…springboard leg drop off the second rope by Tamahori!  There’s a quick cover and The Kid kicks out!

AG: The OnnaTarashi seem to have an advantage early in this match.

JW: It seems that they want those belts bad, as it shows by their pre-match interview and the fact that Tamahori did not do his little pre-match hand kiss.

NC: He couldn’t find a woman pretty enough for his standards to kiss! Like he said, his hair alone is prettier than everyone in the arena combined!

 

(Tama hits The Kid with a few snap kicks and then a legsweep, taking him down again.  Tama then poses for the crowd, receiving a mixed pop.)

 

JW: Believe what you want, Neil…Tama into the ropes now…and a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker by The Kid!!

AG: The Kid said on last Fever that he used to look up to Tamahori when he was Akira Velaquez. I understand that he even modeled his wrestling style after him.

JW: Triple X tagged in again for the New Breed…there’s a kick to the midsection by the Kid…and Triple X takes Tama down with a bulldog! Asai moonsault by the Kid!!  Great teamwork by the young duo!  Triple X making the cover…1…2...and Tama gets a shoulder up!  He really needs to make a tag here.

NC: He sure does…those two little brats are killing them out there!

 

(The Kid is tagged in again.)

 

JW: The New Breed are making quick tags here in this match…The Kid with a knife-edge chop on Tamahori!

 

Crowd: WHOO!!

 

NC: I said it before, Justin…Charlotte, North Carolina… conspiracy, I tell ya!

JW: Oh stop it, Neil!  Tama whipped into the corner now…here comes The Kid…and he misses with the handspring elbow!!  Tama making the tag now to Kamui, finally…The Kid going for the ride…and a powerslam by Kamui!  He’s back up and into the ropes…and a quick leg drop by Kamui on the sternum of the Kid!!  There’s a cover…2…and Triple X makes the save!!

AG: We’re not seeing much teamwork on the part of the OnnaTarashi…that may cost them.

JW:  Kamui with a vertical suplex on The Kid…and he tags Tamahori back in…Tama going up top now…shooting star press by Tamahori! What a move!!  Cover…hooks the leg…and X-Cube makes the save again!

NC: X-Cube? Man, I wish I didn’t fail Algebra!

AG: Not to mention everything else for that matter…

NC: Bite me, Alyssa.

AG: Not for all the money in the world!

JW: Will you two please cut it out!  The Kid whipping Tama into the ropes…reversal…reversal again…and again…

 

(Kamui nails The Kid in the back with a knee.)

 

JW: Kamui interfering now…and he got knocked off the apron by a springboard dropkick by the Kid!

AG: That’s what you get!

JW: Tama from behind with a full nelson!! This may be the Kao—OOH!!

AG: No it won’t.

JW: Well, a low blow is one way to break that hold…sunset flip by The Kid…1…2…Tama reverses…1…2…Kid reverses…1…2…Tama reverses again…1…2…and the Kid kicks out! What an exchange that was!  And a dropkick sends Tama stumbling out of the ring!

AG: I think we’re about see some daredevil moves now!

JW: You might be right, Alyssa…and the Kid flies over the top rope onto Tamahori!! What do we call that?!

AG: Looks sorta like a somersault Thesz press to me.

NC: El Taco Quebrada Tope Suicida Chihuahua??

JW: You’re just making up stuff now, Neil…  both men are back to their feet on the outside…the ref’s gonna allow this to go on without counting, it seems—

NC: Incoming!!

JW: Kamui with a missile dropkick from the apron on The Kid!!  Meanwhile Triple X clotheslines Tamahori into the crowd!

 

(The Kid climbs back into the ring after throwing Kamui into the ringsteps.)

 

JW: Now what’s the Kid doing?

 

(The Kid signals to the crowd.)

 

AG: Highlight reel time!!

NC: Is he crazy?!

 

(The Kid gets a running start and leaps onto the top rope, then spring off of it, doing a somersault senton splash onto Tamahori in the crowd!!  The fans go wild.)

 

JW: OH MY GOD!!! WHAT A MOVE BY THE KID!!

AG: That boy flew through the air with the greatest of ease!!

NC: If he does a Van Terminator next, I’m leaving!

JW: Oh ha ha…both of those men are struggling to make it back to the ring now after that suicidal move by The Kid, who calls himself “The Human Highlight Reel”, and we just saw why!

 

(The Kid pushes Tama into the ring, then does a slingshot splash into the ring onto him.)

 

JW: Slingshot splash by The Kid…we could have new champs…2…and no!!  Kamui with the save just in time!!

AG: Amazing. After all of that, Tama still survives…with help from his partner, of course.

JW:  Tama whipped into a turnbuckle…and a handspring back elbow by The Kid!

AG: He hit it that time!

JW: And now the Kid with a bronco buster!!

NC: Gah!! That is a sick move!!

AG: And I thought someone like you would appreciate that move, Neil.  I mean with that pelvis thrusting and driving down near your face and—

NC: Gah!! Alyssa!!

AG: Hee hee…

JW: Triple X on top now after the tag…and he nails Tama with a corkscrew leg drop!! The New Breed is clearly in control now! X-Cube with a cover…1…2…THR—NO!!! TAMA KICKED OUT JUST IN TIME!!

NC: Nice to see that the pretty boy hasn’t lost his endurance and charisma from his past.

JW: X-Cube now putting Tamahori on the top rope…he may be setting him up for the XXX-Rated!!

AG: If he hits that move, then it may be all over!

JW: Triple X now climbing up to the second rope…back elbows by Tama…and Triple X falls back to the mat…Tama up now…springboard somersault leg drop by Tamahori!! What a move!! That may do it!! 1…2…thr—NOO!!!

NC: That was a three!!

JW: No it wasn’t! X-Cube got ahold of the ropes!!  Either way it was very close to being a pinfall!  The OnnaTarashi were almost the tag team champions there!  Kamui’s tagged in now…2-on-1 in favor of the OnnaTarashi…Tama whips Triple X into the ropes… spinning leg lariat to the back by Kamui…BISHOUNEN KICK [superkick] BY TAMAHORI!! 

 

(Tamahori signals for the end…The Beautiful End, that is.)

 

JW: And they’re ready to end it!

NC: Beautiful End time!!

 

(Fans cheer as Kisara walks down the aisle, wearing blue jeans and a royal blue t-shirt.)

 

JW: And here comes Kisara!!

AG: Maybe we’re about to find out what the surprise is!

JW: Franken-Bishounen by Kamui on X-Cube!!

 

(Kisara grabs a chair from ringside as Tamahori runs into the ropes…only to be tripped up by The Kid.  The referee slides out of the ring to scold The Kid for his antics.)

 

NC: And The Kid just put the brakes on The Beautiful End!! 

JW: Kisara’s in the ring now with that chair…

 

<THWACK!!>

 

AG: SHE HIT HER OWN BROTHER WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!

NC: SURPRISE!!!

JW: KISARA VELAQUEZ JUST TOOK OUT HER OWN FLESH AND BLOOD!!

 

(Kisara hits Kamui with the same chair and pulls Triple X on top of Tamahori. The referee comes back into the ring and sees the pin.)

 

JW: The ref makes the three-count…The New Breed are now PCW’s Tag Team Champions!!

 

DING, DING, DING!!!

 

(“Come Out and Play” starts up again.)

 

Ring Announcer: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS…AND NEW PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD….

THE NEW BREED!!!!

 

JW: Unbelievable!! The New Breed are the tag champions, thanks to that woman right there, Kisara Velaquez!

AG: I thought I would never see the day that Kisara would hit her brother with a chair.  But to be honest, I think he deserved it!

NC: She gonna have hell to pay soon!!

 

(Kisara and the New Breed celebrate their victory. The Kid and X-Cube hold their newly won belts high in the air, receiving a huge face pop.  Kisara grabs a mic and looks at Tamahori and Kamui, who are slowly recovering outside.)

 

Kisara: (pointing to the tag belts) Oh, Tama-chan… Tama-chaaaannnn… lookie at what we have!

 

(Tamahori takes off his mask and mouths some words at Kisara, although it is not heard due to the loudness of the crowd.)

 

Kisara: Looks like you’ve just been denied of the one belt you have never won in your illustrious career!  And it was the one person you least expected that screwed you out of it! Your own little sister! The perfect payback after being dropped like a bad habit like you did to me!

 

Oh, and if you haven’t figured it out by now, Akira—I mean Tamahori… you are now looking at the manager of Premiere Championship Wrestling’s Tag Team Champions of the world!!

 

(Huge face pop.)

 

JW: Whoa!!

AG: She’s managing the New Breed now?!

 

Kisara: I sure hope there’s no hard feelings, dear brother… after all, it is, as you say…  **just business,** am I correct?

 

(Kisara smiles cutely at her brother as “Come Out and Play” starts up again. The OnnaTarashi, more than peeved, head backstage.)

 

JW: What an amazing turn of events! Kisara Velaquez, after being by her brother’s side for years as he wrestled as Akira Velaquez, costs him the only belt he has never won and aligns herself with the very team that beat them for it!

AG: After that little argument on our first show last month, I expected Kisara to do something big here tonight, and there it was! You fans saw it with your own eyes!

NC: I used to like Kisara a lot…now she’s with those flyboys…I’m so disappointed.

JW: Well, fans, we’ve finally come to our main event of the night, which is the final match in the PCW World Title Tournament!  Kerry Rush, injuries and all, will take on Prince Master! Let’s look at how each

Man won their semifinal matches.

 

[Clips of Master’s win over Freight Train are shown, along with the heel turn, so to speak, of Timberwolf.]

 

AG: Master won his semifinal match over Freight Train in his usual manner…by outside interference. It was punctuated by Timberwolf turning on Freight Train after being by his side on several encounters with the Sinister Monarchy over the past month. Master may have the advantage going into this match with his new powerhouse, along with his alliance with The Silent Assassin, Kenshiro Tanaka.

 

[Clips of Kerry Rush’s win over Seitou Yousai from earlier are shown.]

 

JW: Kerry won his match in an impressive fashion.  He survived various hits taken on his injuries and beat the rookie with his Kerry Krusher. However after his match, he was attacked by Tanaka, but luckily was saved by his longtime friend, Chris Lei.

 

But before tonight, these two wrestlers have clashed only a few times, and that was on Fever a few weeks ago…

PCW FEVER #3

 

(Kerry just finished his remarks about the attacks on him by Kenshiro Tanaka and Master has come out.)

 

P.Master:  Well, well, well… Premiere Championship Wrestling’s goldenboy is calling out the man who assaulted him and his oh so sexy wife.  What an honourable deed.  I would applaud you, but I have a few little problems with that, Kerry…

 

[Fast-forward a few seconds…]

 

P.Master: …you, Kerry-kins, are one of the best heavyweights Premiere Championship Wrestling has to offer, aside from me.  You want to injure yourself even more after being assaulted not once, but TWICE, by Kenshiro Tanaka, just to defend the honour of the lovely Melissa?  Are you willing to take that risk, Rushmore?

 

(Kerry stares at Prince Master and raises the mic towards his mouth.)

 

Kerry: Master, although I do want the PCW World Title, I am willing to put my chances of winning the tournament at risk.  The title is important to me, but Melissa is worth more to me than my own life.  And I would do anything for her, and cause great harm to anyone who dares hurt her, be it physically or emotionally!

 

[Fast-forward to the Monarchy’s attack, and then Tanaka’s assault on Kerry again.]

 

JW: TANAKA FROM BEHIND!!

AG: He came out of nowhere!!

 

 

P.Master: You heard me right, lowlifes of Los Angeles!  I hired Kenshiro Tanaka to destroy the Rushes!  And as you all can see, he has done more than my money’s worth!  I have eliminated one of my possible final opponents before I even know I have to face him or not!  Now that is pure genius!  This is a plan that only someone of my breeding, of my mental acumen, can think up!

*-*-*

[End of the show and the Tanaka-Rush and Master-Journeyman matches…]

 

(Kerry makes his way into the ring.)

 

NC: Get that man out of the ring!!

JW: Master into the ropes…misses a clothesline…AND RUSH NAILS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE OF HIS OWN!!

 

[Fast-forward to the infamous scene on the PCW logo.]

 

(Tanaka and Rush are on top of the P in the PCW logo and are exchanging blows.)

 

JW: Never mind that now!  They’re on top of the P now… this is extremely dangerous!

NC: Looks like Rush has just dug himself in a deeper hole that he can’t get out of!

JW:  Rush going for a clothesline, Tanaka ducks out of the way…

 

(As Kerry turns around, Tanaka superkicks him, which sends Rush over the edge, falling off the P and crashing into a set of tables 20-25 feet below!!!!   The crowd goes insane! Melissa is shouting like crazy after seeing that.)

 

JW: OH MY GOD!!!!!!! THAT’S A 20-FOOT FALL KERRY JUST MADE!!!!

NC: He’s really silenced now, guys!!!

AG: He really needs medical attention now!!

 

(Melissa breaks out of Squire’s grip and runs over to Kerry, who is completely out of it.  She is sobbing.)

 

JW: My God… in my years of wrestling, I have never seen such a thing like this happen.  This guy could be seriously injured… 

PCW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT FINAL—PRINCE MASTER VS.  KERRY RUSH

 

(Backstage in the Pepsi Center, We see the trio of Kerry Rush, Melissa, and Chris Lei making their way towards the ring area.)

 

JW: And here we see Kerry Rush and his gang making their way to the ring area now.  Looks like they’re ready for action!

NC: Ready to see Kerry’s ass become grass, that is!

 

(Queen’s “I Want it All” starts up, receiving a large amount of boos.)

 

AG: Looks like our first opponent is making his way out now…

 

Ring Announcer:  THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE FINAL MATCH IN THE PCW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!  INTRODUCING FIRST—

 

(Prince Master, who is already on the stage and flanked on his sides by Squire and Timberwolf interrupts the ring announcer.  “I Want it All” stops.)

 

P.Master: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!! Hold it right there, knave!  The Prince will handle his own introduction!  Hit my music again!!

 

(“I Want it All” starts up again as Prince Master and company makes their way to the ring.)

 

P.Master: Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by my loyal servant, Squire, and the biggest bad ass in Premiere Championship Wrestling, Timberwolf… from my royal palace in London, England, a place that smells and looks a lot better than this hellhole!!

 

(Fans boo loudly.)

 

AG: You can just hear the cheap heat alarm going off…

 

P.Master: Weighing in at 255 pounds… the best wrestler this damn promotion has ever had, the man that will win the PCW World Title, whether you like it not…the man who, in just a few seconds, will beat the living crap out of that poor excuse for a goldenboy, Kerry Rushmore… the man who rules over EACH and EVERY man, woman, and child in this arena and around the world… your future king, PRINCE MASTER!!!

 

(Master poses in the middle of the ring as pyrotechnics go off.  The boos are insanely loud.)

 

JW: Prince Master, ladies and gentlemen…

NC: All hail the future champion!!

AG: The only thing he’s the master of is cheap heat!

 

P.Master: Now that I have graced your collective presence and brightened up your dull, dark, and drab days, hit the music of my unworthy opponent so he can make his way down to this very ring so I can go through with his execution!!

 

(“Narayan” by Prodigy starts up, receiving a huge face pop.)

 

JW: Let’s hope Master doesn’t do his introduction as well…

 

Ring Announcer: …AND HIS OPPONENT…BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY CHRIS LEI AND MELISSA… FROM NEW YORK CITY… WEIGHING IN AT 245 POUNDS… HERE IS KERRY RUSH!!!

 

(Kerry, Chris, and Melissa make their way to the ring.  Chris high-fives a few fans on his way, while Kerry and Melissa walk arm-in-arm.)

 

AG: Aww…don’t they look cute?

NC: I think I’m gonna hurl now.

 

(The trio climbs into the ring and poses as pyrotechnics go off behind them.  Then suddenly, Master attacks Kerry from behind!)

 

JW: Master just clobbered Kerry Rush from behind!!

 

DING, DING, DING!!

 

(Chris takes Melissa and carries her out of the ring. Master is kicking away at Kerry’s injured ribs.)

 

JW: Master is wasting no time, going right at Kerry’s injuries!!

AG: That same gameplan almost worked for Seitou Yousai earlier tonight. Maybe it will work for Prince Master.

JW: Master now setting Rush up in a corner and kicks away at his injured midsection!  And Rush gets Irish whipped right into the opposite turnbuckle!!

 

(Master bows in his regal manner, causing the crowd to boo.)

 

NC: How can these people not like this guy?! He’s probably the most polite person in this company!

JW:  Rush now going for the ride…stopped by a kick to the midsection from Master…now setting him up for—and a backdrop by Kerry Rush!!

AG: Kerry just saved himself from being “Crowned” right in the ring!

JW: Kerry’s favoring those ribs now…ducks under a clothesline from Master...and he nails him with a right hand! Rush now whaling away on his opponent with those rights…and Master stops him with a knee to the midsection!

NC: Went for those injuries again!

JW: There’s a bulldog by Prince Master…floats into a cover…and Rush kicks out!  Master is dominating this match early on.

NC: He wants that belt really bad, Justin!  He wants to show us commonfolk how great he is!

JW: Neil, you really believe that drivel?

NC: Of course I do!

AG: The fool is easily amused.

NC: Hey!

JW: Master with a slam on Kerry Rush…and he follows up with a kneedrop on the chest!!

 

(Master stands back up and grabs Kerry’s left arm, which is taped up at the elbow.)

 

JW: And Master just drove that elbow right into the mat!!

AG: That man is trying to inflict as much pain as possible on Kerry.  He really hates him that much!

JW: Cross armbreaker by Prince Master!!  Master has Kerry Rush locked in that submission hold!  He’s trying to hyperextend that elbow!

AG: This is amazing! We’re a good ways into this match and Master hasn’t cheated once yet!

NC: It’s because for once he’s the hunter and not the hunted!  And Kerry’s his prey!

 

(At ringside, Melissa is watching the match with a worried look on her face.)

 

JW: Rush holding on to dear life here as Master still has that hold on him…slowly trying to reach for the ropes with his foot.  But that pain must be excruciating on him!

NC: The man took a 20-foot fall off the PCW logo. How in the world did he mess up his elbow?

AG: I think he landed on it on the fall.

NC: Oh…GOOD JOB, KENSHIRO!!

JW: Neil!!

NC: What?

JW: And Master breaks the hold after Rush got a foot on the ropes, but the damage may have already been done…Master with a front chancre on Rush… Northern Lights suplex by Kerry Rush!!  1…2…and Master kicks out before the 3!! 

 

(Master gets back up and drops Kerry back down with a clothesline.)

 

JW: What a surprising move my Kerry Rush!!

AG: And Master wasted no time paying him back for the surprise.

JW: That one surprise almost won the match and the World Title for Kerry as he rolls onto the outside to slow Master’s assault.

NC: Dangerous territory out there with Timberwolf at ringside.

JW: Master out of the ring as well and he goes back to work on Kerry with shots to his back…and there’s an elbow to the midsection by Kerry! And he winces in pain!

AG: He hit him with that bad elbow, Justin.  Big mistake considering his situation…

JW: And Rush crashes into those steel ringsteps!

 

(Chris Lei runs around to the other side of the ring to help his friend, but is stopped by a big boot from Timberwolf.)

 

NC: BOOT TO THE HEAD!! BOOT TO THE HEAD!!

JW: Timberwolf just got Chris with that big boot…and now what?!

 

(T-Wolf grabs Chris’ neck and looks over at the PCW broadcast location.)

 

AG: Oh, no he is not!

NC: MOVE!!

 

(Timberwolf chokeslams Chris Lei into the PCW table!! The crowd goes crazy.  Justin, Neil and Alyssa stand up, shocked at what happened.)

 

JW: MY GOD!!! TIMBERWOLF JUST SLAMMED CHRIS LEI RIGHT INTO THIS TABLE!!

NC: You da man, T-Wolf!! YOU DA MAN!!!

AG: Someone get help for Chris right now!!

JW: And Rush just got dropped on his ribs on those steps!

 

(Justin, Alyssa, and Neil sit down in their chairs as EMT’s work on Chris.  Meanwhile, Master rolls Rush back into the ring.)

 

NC: Someone should get some EMT’s for Kerry too!! Ha!

JW: Neil!

NC: You like saying my name, don’t you?

JW: No comment. 

NC: I know Alyssa does.

AG: THAT’S A LIE!!

NC: Oh it’s true!  It’s true!

JW: (shakes his head) Anyway, Master sets up Kerry on the top rope…cinches him up…and a belly to back superplex by the Prince!!  That may be the end of Kerry Rush!!  Here’s the cover…1….2…

NC: YES!!

JW: NO!!!  Rush kicked out just in time!

NC: Damn!  What’s it gonna take to keep that man down for three seconds?

AG: Outside interference.  How else do you think Master wins his matches?

JW: Master whips Rush into the ropes…reversal…ducks a clothesline…Rush lifts him up…SAN FRANCISCO RUSH!!! Kerry hit the San Francisco Rush!!  Rush with a cover now…2, and Master gets a shoulder up!

NC: Damn that Kerry!

AG: Kerry might still be able to turn the tables around in this match.

NC: Not likely.

JW: Rush with those right hands on Prince Master…Kerry into the ropes…and he takes him down with a flying clothesline!!

 

(Kerry shakes his left arm around as he hurt it again on that clothesline.)

 

NC: Idiot!  You don’t hit him with the injured arm! Gah, Kerry is a dumbass!

JW: Rush going up top now…missile dropkick by Kerry Rush!!

 

(Huge face pop as Kerry signals for his finisher.  Squire jumps onto the apron and gets the ref’s attention.)

 

NC: No no no!!!

JW: Kerry’s going for the Kerry Krusher!!  That may do it!!

 

(Kerry puts Master in a standing headscissors and hooks his arms. Timberwolf gets into the ring and grabs Kerry around his neck, making him drop Prince Master.)

 

JW: Oh no!!

NC: Yeah!! Do it, T-Wolf!!

JW: CHOKESLAM BY TIMBERWOLF ON KERRY RUSH!!   My god!!

AG: See?!  I knew it would be outside interference!!

 

(Timberwolf steps back out of the ring. Squire drops back down to the floor.  The ref turns back to the match.)

 

JW: Master makes a cover…what a way to the win the belt…2…

NC: NEW CHAMPION!!

 

(Amazingly, Kerry kicks out.  The crowd cheers wildly.)

 

JW: NO!!! NO!!! KERRY KICKED OUT!!

NC: HELL NO!!

AG: How in the world did he kick out after being chokeslammed?!

JW: Unbelievable!!

 

(Mixed reaction [mostly boos] as Kenshiro Tanaka walks down to the ring, the infamous kendo stick in his hands.)

 

AG: Here comes more trouble!

JW: Tanaka’s coming to the ring!

NC: Oh yeah!!

 

(Melissa moves away from Tanaka when he glares at her. He then steps into the ring.)

 

JW: If Tanaka gets Kerry, then you can pretty much kiss this match goodbye!

 

(Squire distracts the ref again. Master puts Kerry in a full nelson.)

 

AG: Gah, that ref’s an idiot!

JW: Prince Master has Kerry Rush in a full nelson headlock!  Tanaka getting that stick ready…

 

(Kenshiro Tanaka swings his kendo stick at Kerry Rush with a good amount of force…………….)

 

<CRACK!!!>

 

NC:  GAH!!!

JW: TANAKA HIT MASTER!!!! KENSHIRO TANAKA HIT PRINCE MASTER WITH THE KENDO STICK!!!

NC: TANAKA, YOU IDIOT!!

JW: Kerry Rush got out of the way just in time!!  And Tanaka hits T-Wolf in the knees with the stick!!

NC: What the hell is going on here?!

 

(Tanaka cracks the stick over T-Wolf’s head, knocking the big man to the mat, unconscious. Meanwhile, Kerry hooks Master up for the Kerry Krusher again as Tanaka rolls out of the ring.)

 

JW: And he just took out Timberwolf with those vicious shots with that kendo stick!!

NC: Damn that Tanaka!!!

JW: KERRY KRUSHER!!! KERRY KRUSHER!!! RUSH COVERS!!! 1…..

 

(Squire tries to climb into the ring, but is stopped by Tanaka.)

 

JW: …2….

NC: This is not happening!!

 

(Melissa is on the other side of the ring, watching hopefully.)

 

JW: ….THREE!!!!!!!

 

DING, DING, DING!!!

 

(“Narayan” starts up again as the crowd goes wild.)

 

Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AND NEW PREMIERE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING CHAMPION….

 

KERRY RUSH!!!!

 

JW: Kerry Rush is our first World Champion in PCW history!!! Can you believe it?!

NC: I can’t! Stupid Tanaka screwed his own employer out of the belt!!

 

(Melissa gets into the ring and celebrates with her husband, who is on his knees, holding the World Title belt in his hands.)

 

AG: What a sight this is!!

NC: They’re gonna have so much hell to pay on next Fever!

 

(Confetti falls from the rafters.)

 

JW: And we’ve got confetti falling from the rafters.  It’s definitely a time for celebration here in PCW!!

NC: Beats having a truckload of steel chairs falling from the rafters.

 

(Melissa hugs her husband and kisses him briefly on the lips. She then helps Kerry up and walks with out towards the ropes. Kerry holds up his belt once more, receiving a large pop.  The duo then climb out of the ring and head for backstage.  Meanwhile on the other side of the ring, Kenshiro Tanaka stands there, watching the events, the expression on his face still unchanged.)

 

JW: Well, fans, that brings us to the conclusion of an unbelievable night here in Denver, Colorado. We hope you enjoyed this show!  For Alyssa Graham and Neil Coles, this is Justin Walker saying—

 

P.Master: THIS SHOW IS NOT OVER YET, JUSTINE!!!!

 

JW: The hell?!!

NC: “Justine??!”  Ha ha ha!!

 

(Prince Master is on his knees in the ring with a mic in his hand.  He is extremely pissed.  Meanwhile, Tanaka is heading backstage.)

 

P.Master: Hold it right there, Ninja-Boy!! Get your ass back in this ring and tell me what the bloody fuck happened just now!!!

 

(Tanaka stops and turns around.  He then walks back towards the ring, glaring at Master the whole time.)

 

JW: Fans, we apologize for the vulgar language Master is using.

AG: So much for him being polite.

 

(Tanaka gets into the ring and walks up to Master, who is back on his feet now.)

 

Tanaka: …

 

P.Master: Kenshiro Tanaka, I paid you to do a job!  I paid you to take out Kerry Rush so he could not win the World Title!!  I paid you to do anything and everything you could to make sure that he would not make it here tonight!  But no! You fucked up, Tanaka!!!

 

AG: My, my, he’s pissed!

JW: He sure is.

 

Tanaka: ……

 

P.Master: That fool still made it here tonight!  He even made it to the finals!  I gave him the beating of his lifetime!  I was just a tenth of a second away from winning that World Title belt, but you, Kenny-boy, had to screw it all up!!  You fucked up and hit your Prince, the man who is fucking paying you to do a job!! I brought you to this promotion, Ken-doll!!!  You have no right to screw me out of the belt that rightfully belongs to Prince Master!!!

 

(Tanaka continues to glare coldly at Master.)

 

Tanaka: ……………

 

P.Master: Now tell me, Tanaka… what the hell do you have to say for yourself?!  You owe me so damn much now, you know!! I want you to—

 

(Tanaka spins around, swinging the kendo stick with an enormous amount of force, and clocks Prince Master on the side of his head with it, knocking him clean out.  The crowd cheers wildly again.)

 

JW: MY GOD!! He just clocked Master again!!

NC: What has gotten into him?!

AG: I’m starting to like that guy!!

 

(Kenshiro turns around and climbs out of the ring again, heading for backstage. Master is still out in the ring.)

 

JW: We’re now officially out of time here in Denver.  For Alyssa Graham and Neil Coles, I’m Justin Walker saying goodnight and we’ll see you on Fever!!

 

(Master is shown still unconscious in the ring as the scene fades out.)

THE END!!!!!

 

Well, that’s it for PCW’s first story arc!  Kerry Rush is the World Champ. The New Breed with their new manager, the lovely Kisara Velaquez, are the tag team champs.  Jennifer Vanderfeller [ohohohohohohoho!!] is the Women’s champ. And Kenshiro Tanaka is the Cruiserweight Champion.

 

Where do I go from here with PCW?  Well, I’m already planning a short Tanaka vs. Sinister Monarchy feud.  The sibling rivalry between Tamahori and Kisara will continue. As for Kerry and the rest of Premiere Championship Wrestling… we’ll find out what happens to them come the first Fever of the next arc, which leads us to the next pay-per-view, Fall Festival 2K.

 

Until next time, see ya!!

Seitou Yousai

“I’ll win that belt sooner or later…’cuz it’s only natural!!”

 

DISCLAIMER:  ALL WRESTLERS ARE CREATIONS OF MINE. ANY SIMILARITIES TO OTHER CHARACTERS OR HUMAN BEINGS, BE THEY LIVING, DEAD, OR CREATED BY SOMEONE ELSE, IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.

 

NO HARM OR INSULT IS MEANT BY ANY JOKES MADE ON ANY SUBJECT IN THIS SHOW. IF SO, THEN IT’S ALL NEIL COLES’ FAULT.