Premiere Championship Wrestling
Presents:
PCW FEVER!
Venue:
Reunion Arena, Dallas, Texas
Commentators:
Justin Walker, Alyssa Graham, and Neil Coles
[Kerry’s
opening remarks at the beginning of the show…]
Kerry:
… you know there are very few times that a man such as me gets pissed.
(Cut
to the first attack by Kenshiro Tanaka on the Rushes on the first Fever.)
Kerry: …Yes, I know everyone has to get a little
mad once in a while…
(Cut
to some never-seen footage of Kerry tossing some stuff around in his dressing
room after the first show.)
Kerry: …But for one to get so pissed that he wants
to beat the living s<bleep> out of someone…
(Cut
to last Fever, with Kerry doing the San Francisco Rush on Tanaka.)
Kerry:
…it takes that someone to cross the line.
In my case, for me to get REALLY pissed, that someone has to not only
cross the line, but to stomp all on it, and take a crap on it!!
(Cut
to the beginning of last Fever, where Tanaka attacks the Rushes from behind.)
Kerry: …I’m talking about Kenshiro Tanaka. This guy has never wrestled on American soil
before PCW… and in two weeks, he has managed to choke out my friend, Chris
Lei.
(Cut
to the first Fever where Tanaka has Lei in a dragon sleeper.)
Kerry: He has assaulted me after my match. He broke my lovely Melissa’s ankle with a
kendo stick.
(Cut
to where Tanaka hits Melissa’s foot with the kendo stick.)
Kerry: He destroyed my locker room and attacked
Melissa again. He beat me senseless with a reverse blade.
(Cut
to the backstage fight with Tanaka and Kerry on the second Fever.)
Kerry: What the hell else can he do to me? Throw me
off the top of the PCW logo over there (points towards the side of the ring
entrance, where the PCW logo stands)?
(Cut
to the end of last Fever with Tanaka superkicking Rush off the PCW logo.)
JW:
OH MY GOD!!!!!!! THAT’S A 20-FOOT FALL KERRY JUST MADE!!!!
NC:
He’s really silenced now, guys!!!
(The scene fades out with Tanaka standing on top of
the PCW logo.)
(Shift
to Reunion Arena, where the sold-out crowd is cheering wildly as the
pyrotechnics go off, signaling the start of the show. The usual trio of commentators is sitting at the broadcast table
at ringside.)
JW:
Evening fans, and welcome to this week’s installment of PCW Fever! We have a
sold out crowd here in Dallas, Texas, and they’re ready for some great
wrestling action! We’re 8 days away
from our first pay-per-view, which will be in the Pepsi Center in Denver,
Colorado. That will be the location
where every opposing force in PCW will collide!
AG:
Yeah, all of vacant titles will have holders at the end of the night and all
other questions will be answered.
NC:
I know one question that has been answered already. Will Kerry Rush win the PCW
World Title? No!
JW:
Oh cut it out, Neil.
NC: I can’t get over it! Tanaka booted him off the PCW logo! He’s off in a hospital somewhere! He won’t make the pay-per-view!
AG:
Well, actually, doctors say he’ll be ready, but not at 100%, which puts him at
a disadvantage since he’ll have to wrestle twice if Rush wants to win the belt!
JW: And with the likes of Seitou Yousai, Freight
Train, and Prince Master also in the semifinals, winning that belt will not be
easy. We’ll have more on what’s
scheduled for the pay-per-view throughout the show since this is the last Fever
before it. We also have several matches
on tap tonight, including a number 1 contenders match for the tag titles and
the semifinals of the Women’s Tourna—
Girl’s
voice: OHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOO!!!
(“Just
a Girl” by No Doubt starts up to a round of boos.)
JW:
Speaking of women, here’s our first match…
Ring
Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SEMIFINAL MATCH IN THE PCW WOMEN’S
TOURNAMENT AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!
(Jennifer
Vanderfeller makes her way down to the ring, Mr. Butler walking behind him.)
Ring
Announcer: INTRODUCING FIRST, BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY MR. BUTLER, FROM
ASHEVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA… JENNIFER VANDERFELLER!!!
(Jenny
stands in the middle of the ring and poses in her outfit as the lights above the
ring flash green and gold.)
JW:
Vanderfeller made it here in an impressive manner, defeating the high-flying
Sailor X.
(Cut
to clips from the second Fever where Vanderfeller finished off Sailor X with
her finisher, the Check Bouncer.)
NC:
Jenny didn’t beat the moonie, she destroyed her!! She showed her dominance in that match by doing that move of hers
not once, not twice, but three times!
AG:
Well, I doubt we’ll see a repeat performance of that in this match…
(Janet
Jackson’s “Control” starts up.)
Ring
Announcer: AND HER OPPONENT, FROM CHARLESTON, SOUTH---
(Julie
Hunter runs right into the ring and takes Jennifer down before she could even
take off her outfit.)
NC:
CATFIGHT!!!!
DING,
DING, DING!!
JW:
And Julie’s not wasting any time here going straight at Vanderfeller!
AG:
There is a lot of bad blood between these two, as we saw in the first two shows
with them coming to blows after their matches!
(Vanderfeller
throws Julie off of her and takes off her outfit in one motion, revealing her
wrestling attire, a green and gold bodysuit.)
JW:
Looks like Jennifer’s ready now as she takes off her dress suit and goes after
Hunter, who takes her down with a leg scissors. Going for an anklelock and Vanderfeller grabs the ropes.
AG:
She may be inexperienced, but at least she knows what to do in the ring in such
situations. You have to admire the
talent she and the rest of PCW’s women’s division has.
NC:
Oh, I’ll admire them alright…
AG:
Don’t go there.
JW:
There’s a bodyslam by Julie Hunter…going for an elbow and Vanderfeller rolls
out of the way. Vanderfeller with a
cradle!! 1…2...and a near-fall by Vanderfeller!
NC:
What a surprise that was!
JW:
Yeah, I don’t think Julie saw that one coming.
And that may have turned the match in Jenny’s favor as she sets Hunter
up for a suplex…
AG:
She can’t pick her up.
JW:
And Vanderfeller drops Hunter’s midsection onto her knee! Impressive move!
NC:
Guess she wasn’t going for a suplex.
JW:
Vanderfeller with a cover…2…and Julie gets a shoulder up.
NC:
I wonder how Julie is taking this whole ordeal between her husband and her
sister-in-law…
AG:
I doubt she has had time to think about it since she’s in this tournament here…
JW:
Well, her and Kisara are really close.
They have spent lots of time together in their careers… And Vanderfeller laying right hands on
Hunter…whip into the turnbuckles…here comes Jenny and she gets a boot right in
her face!! Julie grabbing the hair now
and she slams Vanderfeller face-first on the mat!!
NC:
Is she crazy?! Jennifer’s hair is worth
more than Julie’s whole body!!
JW:
Julie with the hair again and she drags Vanderfeller down!
AG:
I don’t think Julie’s wrestling to win now.
She really wants to humiliate Vanderfeller!
JW:
Julie picks Jenny up now…and a piledriver by Julie Hunter!! That could do it! Here’s the cover…1…2…and Vanderfeller kicks out! That was almost the match right there! Hunter almost won herself a spot in the
finals!
NC:
Bleh, she won’t win the belt anyway. That’s reserved for Leah Storm
JW:
Well, she has to win her match later on tonight against Dominique Natrix to get
that chance to go for the belt…and there’s a clothesline by Vanderfeller! She’s going up to the top now...missile
dropkick by Vanderfeller!
NC:
Air Vanderfeller!!
AG:
What?
NC:
She does have her own private jet and that’s what it’s called!
JW:
Jennifer covering after that move…2, and Hunter kicks out!
AG:
That’s another thing that’s bugging me…why does Julie still go by her maiden
name?
NC:
Because Julie Velaquez sounds stupid for a wrestling name. Hell, Akira Velaquez sounds stupid. I’m glad he changed his name!
AG:
What about Kisara Velaquez?
NC:
Well, I can change that. How does
Kisara Coles sound?
AG:
Oh god…
JW: I really wouldn’t think Kisara would go for
that…Hunter into the ropes…and Jenny hooks in a sleeperhold!!
NC:
The Resthold of DOOM!!!
JW:
Neil!
NC:
What?!
JW:
Forget it…Hunter trying to fight out of it with elbows…she pushes Vanderfeller
off now into the ropes…and Julie hooks her in a sleeper of her own!!
Vanderfeller pushes her off into the ropes…reversal…SPARKLE SHOCK!! Hunter hit
the superkick!! That may be the
match!! She covers! 1…2…
(Mr.
Butler pulls the ref out of the ring.)
JW:
And Mr. Butler pulls the referee out of the ring!
AG:
That sneaky little…
(Fans
cheer as Kisara Velaquez runs down to the ring with her trusty steel
chair. She has got rid of the sexy
business suit from the past two weeks and gone back to normal clothes.)
NC:
Oh yeah! It’s Kisara Velaquez!!
AG:
And the ref doesn’t see it at all.
JW:
And Kisara is in the ring now, waiting for Vanderfeller to turn around…
NC:
Look out!!
<THWACK!!!>
JW:
SHE HIT JULIE!!! KISARA HIT JULIE WITH THE CHAIR!!
AG: Vanderfeller got out of the way just in
time!!
JW:
Check Bouncer on Kisara!! The ref’s
back in as Vanderfeller covers Hunter…1…2…3!!!
Jennifer Vanderfeller’s in the finals!!
DING,
DING, DING!!!
(Fans
boo as “Just a Girl” starts up again.)
Ring
Announcer: HERE IS YOUR
WINNER….JENNIFER VANDERFELLER!!!
(Jenny
poses in the middle of the ring and does her evil bitch laugh.)
NC:
Damn, I love that laugh!!
JW:
And Jennifer Vanderfeller will go onto the pay-per-view to try to become PCW’s
first women’s champion.
AG:
And Julie has to be really disappointed. She was one of the favorites to win
that belt.
NC:
I bet she’s really mad at Kisara for interfering in the match that she had won!
(Jenny
is still in the ring, doing that annoying bitch laugh, when Kisara hits her in
the back with the steel chair. The
crowd cheers.)
JW:
Whoa!!
AG:
She didn’t miss this time!!
JW:
What a chair shot!!
(Kisara
helps up Julie and helps her out of the ring.
The sisters-in-law go backstage.)
AG: I don’t think this thing between Julie and
Jenny is over yet.
NC: Far from it.
JW: Well, next up, we have—hey!!
(Chris
Lei, wearing street clothes, grabs Justin by his sportscoat.)
AG:
Chris, come on now…
NC:
Don’t knock over my drink!
Chris:
(rather ticked) I… WANT… TANAKA!!!
JW:
What?
Chris: You heard me…that bastard hurt
my friend!
JW:
Well, it’s not my call. You’d have to
talk to the Greater Power about that.
Chris:
Doesn’t matter. I want Tanaka
TONIGHT!!!
(Chris
pushes Justin back into his seat and walks off.)
AG:
Damn he’s pissed.
JW: I’ve known that man for years. I’ve never seen him that angry. I know he has really close ties with Kerry
Rush, so I understand his anger. Tanaka
put his best friend in the hospital.
NC:
Is he even here tonight?
JW:
I’m about to go check. I’ll be right
back. Alyssa, call the next match for
me.
AG:
Me? Why me?
JW:
Because Neil sucks at play-by-play.
NC:
Hey!!
(Justin
takes off his headset and heads backstage.)
AG:
Well fans, looks like I’ll be doing play-by-play now since Justin has left the
broadcast location. Next up is singles
action. “DDT”, Diego David Tarquez will
be taking on Trickster of the Sinister Monarchy.
(Sounds
of maniacal laughter echo through the arena as Korn’s “Freak on a Leash” starts
up.)
Ring
Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!! INTRODUCING
FIRST…FROM PORTLAND, MAINE… WEIGHING IN AT 255 POUNDS… TRICKSTER!!
(Trickster
makes his way down to the ring, wearing his multi-colored singlet.)
AG:
Here comes Trickster. And when one
member of the Sinister Monarchy is here, the rest are sure to follow.
NC:
They’re a family, Alyssa. They always
stick together.
(“Living
La Vida Loca” starts up to a mild face pop.)
NC:
Gah! Not this song again!
AG:
Aw, Neil, you know you like it!
NC:
Oh shut up, Alyssa!
Ring
Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT, FROM HAVANA, CUBA… WEIGHING IN AT 275 POUNDS… HERE
IS DIEGO DAVID TARQUEZ!!!
(Diego
makes his way down to the ring in a silk shirt and pants. He stands in the middle of the ring and does
a little dance, getting cheers from the crowd.)
NC:
That man disgusts me.
AG:
You’re just jealous because he can get women and you can’t!
NC:
Not my fault chicks want a Latin Lover of their own!
AG:
It’s not your fault either you’re a pervert too, right?
NC:
My perversion has nothing to do with this!
(Diego
takes off the shirt and tosses it to ringside.)
DING,
DING, DING!!
AG:
That’s the reason you can’t get women to like you! You always have sex on your mind!
NC:
That’s not true!! Shut up and call the
match!!
AG:
Fine, fine…(clears her throat) Side headlock by Trickster…DDT pushes off…and
nails Tricky with a shoulderblock as he comes back!
NC:
Tricky? You called him Tricky?
AG:
Yeah, so?
NC:
It makes him sound all cute!
AG:
…Whatever, Neil. There’s a bodyslam by
DDT, back up now…
NC:
Not that move!
AG:
And he misses the Bon Bon Legdrop!
NC:
Ha!
AG:
Like I always said, showboating gets you nowhere…and Trickster now has the
advantage…and a nice vertical suplex by Tricky…
NC:
Stop calling him that!
AG:
No. Trickster picks him up again…and a
German release suplex by the suplex master himself!!
(Trickster
kneels in the ring and spreads his arms out, laughing maniacally.)
NC:
Laugh it up, boy! Laugh at him! Laugh at everyone!!
AG:
Trickster whips DDT into the ropes…going for a belly-to-belly…DDT by Tarquez!!
NC:
Oh no! He’s in “DDT mode” now!
AG: Tarquez only gets a two-count after that maneuver…there’s a knee to the
midsection by DDT…into the ropes…going for a swinging DDT…Trickster
blocks…Northern Lights by Trickster…1…2…and DDT gets a shoulder up! What a counter that was!
NC:
I can’t stand these two guys. They have
no variety in their moves. Diego David
Tarquez only does DDT’s, while Trickster only does suplexes.
AG:
Well, true, but they’re all different suplexes…like the butterfly suplex by
Trickster…he holds on and does another one!
And he finishes with a double-arm DDT!!
NC:
Wow! I have never seen him wrestle this
well! He could have done a lot better
against Freight Train if he was wrestling then like he is now.
AG:
And just a few seconds ago, you were saying that Trickster sucks.
NC:
What? Me say that Trickster sucks? You
must be hearing things, Alyssa.
AG:
Oh quiet.
NC:
But really, he could have won that tournament matchup against Freight Train…
(Trickster
gets some stomps in on DDT.)
AG:
Well, you have to consider that he may have had a different plan for that match
since the Train is such a large man.
NC:
But Trickster is a very talented individual!
He could have beaten that no-talent Train!
AG:
And there’s a leg drop from the top rope by Trickster! What a move!
(Trickster
stands back up and laughs again.)
AG:
Showboating again…
NC: You da man, Trickster!!
AG:
And DDT clobbers him from behind! DDT
nailing him with rights now…Trickster against the ropes…you’re up, Neil.
NC:
BOOT TO THE HEAD!!
AG:
Thank you, Neil. And Trickster falls onto the outside. DDT now on the apron…and Trickster pulls him
off! Tricky now with a few knees on
Tarquez…hooks him up…there’s the lift…and a front suplex right on the ring
steps!
NC:
Looks like DDT won’t be living the crazy life tonight!
AG:
Gah, that was lame. Trickster still dominating
this match…he’s going up top again...DDT caught him as he went for the plancha!
And he drops him face first on the safety rail!!
(DDT
does his little dance and hits a leg drop on Trickster.)
AG:
And there’s the Bon Bon Legdrop! Second
time’s a charm, I guess.
NC:
That is a stupid name for a move!
AG:
Would you rather have him call it the People’s Legdrop?
NC:
No comment.
AG:
Thought so. Both men are back in the
ring now…DDT sends Trickster for the ride…kicks to the midsection by
Tarquez…and a jumping DDT!! He
covers…2…and Tricky kicks out again!
Trickster ducks under a clothesline…
(Trickster
hooks an arm around DDT’s head and raises his other arm in the air, laughing
maniacally and signaling for his finisher, the Trick Shot.)
NC:
Oh yeah, here it comes!!
AG:
This may be the Trick Shot…DDT wriggles his way out of it…flapjack—
NC:
Gah!!
AG:
Cuban Stinger by DDT!!! This may end it!! 1…2…3!!!
NC:
At least you don’t scream the finisher like Justin does.
DING,
DING, DING!!!
(Huge
face pop as Livin’ La Vida Loca” starts up again.)
AG:
Well, I’m not a screamer, Neil. (grins)
NC:
Darn. I always like screamers…
Ring
Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…DIEGO DAVID TARQUEZ!!!
(Steel
Eagle and Taurus rush into the ring.)
AG:
You would like the—It’s the Monarchy!!
Taurus Stunner on DDT!!
NC:
Got what he deserved!
AG: Tarquez has some issues with the Monarchy,
which started on our first show. Although Master won the match, DDT got some
shots in on the minions! And now the
trio is beating on DDT…
(The
boos turn into cheers as Los Tiburones rush into the ring and clean house.)
AG:
Here comes Los Tiburones!!
NC:
Why the hell are they helping DDT?!
(The
Sinister Monarchy gets out of the ring and heads for backstage, exchanging
words with the stable in the ring.
Hammerhead and Thresher stand on turnbuckles. DDT gets up slowly.)
AG:
Looks like Tarquez has some allies now!
NC:
Yeah, and I bet they’re worse dancers than he is…
AG:
Oh shut up.
*-*-*
(Backstage,
Chris Lei is walking around. He has
changed into a martial arts outfit [sorta like the white one Wufei wears on
Gundam Wing, if you’re an anime fan] and is carrying a kendo stick.)
Chris:
Kenshiiiirooo… come out, come out, wherever you are…
NC:
I guess kung fu boy hasn’t found Tanaka yet.
AG:
And we still don’t know if Tanaka’s here in Dallas tonight.
NC:
Didn’t Justin go to find that out?
AG:
Yeah. Guess he’s taking his time.
(Chris
opens a few doors, still looking for the Silent Assassin.)
*-*-*
(Shift
to the dressing room of Julie Hunter.
She’s sitting in a chair, holding a cold compress on her forehead. Kisara is sitting in a chair across from
her.)
Julie:
Thanks a lot, Kisara. Your chair shot
costed me my chance at the women’s title!
Kisara:
Look, I said I was sorry, sis! I told
you I was aiming for that bitch, Vanderfeller!
Julie:
Well, you missed!
Kisara:
I’m sorry, dammit—
(Suddenly,
the door to the room opens and Chris Lei peeks in.)
Kisara:
Do you mind, Chris?
(The
door closes again.)
NC:
Peeping Tom!
AG:
Shut up, Neil.
Kisara:
Anyway, I was doing it for your own good, Julie.
Julie:
Why? I had the match won!!
Kisara:
I heard something about her that you might be interested to hear…
Julie:
What are you talking about?
Kisara:
Well…
(Kisara
glares at the camera, then moves over to Julie and whispers something in her
ear that is inaudible. Julie’s eyes
widen as Kisara continues to whisper.)
Julie:
She WHAT?! I’m gonna kill that witch!!!
(Julie
quickly stands up and picks up her chair, tossing it against the wall.)
Kisara:
And turn that camera off!!
*-*-*
(Back
at the broadcast location.)
AG:
Whoa!
NC: What got her panties in a wad?
AG:
I don’t know, but it must be something serious to cause that kind of reaction!
NC:
Well, Julie called her a witch, so maybe she hates Wiccans?
AG:
Neil…I’m not even gonna bother…
*-*-*
(Shift
back to backstage where Chris Lee Johnson is leading The Beast and Da Big Guy
to the ring.)
AG:
And here comes one of the tag teams participating in our next match. They will also be in a handicapped match at
the pay-per-view versus Eddie “Extreme” Michels.
NC:
That’s “Extreme” Eddie Michels, Alyssa.
AG: Whatever.
Let’s show how that match came to be…
PCW
FEVER #1
(From
the Michels-DBG match…)
JW: And it looks like he’s putting it against
the guardrail. What’s he doing?
NC:
Looks like DBG is gonna be in some extreme pain in a moment!
JW:
Michels has DBG back up…looks like he’s going for a ride…DBG reverses it…
(Michels
is whipped towards the table after the reversal by DBG. As soon as he turns away from the table,
Chris Lee Johnson’s other wrestler, The Beast spears him into the table!!)
JW: OH MY GOD!!!!
NC:
When did the Beast get out here?!
AG:
I don’t know but he just destroyed Eddie Michels’ plans!
JW:
The Beast just speared The King of Extreme through that table! And he looks like he’s out of it!!
*-*-*
PCW
FEVER #2—[Beast-Cedric Fuller match]
(Fans stand up and cheer as “Extreme” Eddie Michels
walks down the aisle, carrying his steel chair.)
AG: Looks like business is about to pick up!
JW: Michels is here at ringside and Johnson just
noticed it!
NC: And Da Big Guy is still trapped in that room!
[Seconds
later…]
(Da Big Guy runs down the elevated aisle. Michels stands up, chair in hand, to
confront him, but a running lariat lays him out!)
AG: And he just took out Michels!
[A
few more seconds later…]
JW: …The Beast is back up now…and Michels is
struggling to get up on the outside after almost being blindsided! Fuller whips him into the ropes…there’s a
reversal…and another…
<THWACK!!!>
(Da Big Guy winds up to nail Eddie Michels with the
chair, but accidentally hits The Beast as he comes towards the ropes!)
JW: HE ACCIDENTALLY NAILED THE BEAST WITH THE CHAIR!!
MY GOD!!
NC: What a screw-up by Da Big Guy!!
JW: SPIN DRIVER!! FULLER WITH THE SYCHOTIC SPIN
DRIVER!!! [Spinning tombstone piledriver, aka That’s Incredible] He covers…the
ref’s back in…1… 2…3!!! It’s over!!!
*-*-*
PCW FEVER #3
(Chris Lee Johnson’s interview.)
CL Johnson:
…You have caused so much crap for my boys and me over the past two
weeks! You put both of my men out of a
tournament that they BOTH had a chance of winning!! And how do you do it? You
interfere in their matches. Your fault,
Eddie… All your f<bleep>in’ fault!
And at the pay-per-view, you’re gonna get yours!
(Shift
back to the arena as Prodigy’s “Fuel My Fire” starts up.)
AG:
Well, we’re ready for tag team action here now. And Justin’s still gone so I’ll continue doing play-by-play!
NC:
Yippee…
Ring
Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS
SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! INTRODUCING
FIRST… BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY CHRIS LEE JOHNSON… AT A TOTAL COMBINED
WEIGHT OF 865 POUNDS… HERE IS THE TEAM OF THE BEAST AND DA BIG GUY!!!
(Chris
Lee Johnson walks out first, still carrying his cane. He stops near the entrance and points to it with his cane as his
two charges, The Beast and Da Big Guy walk out. The trio makes their way to the ring.)
AG: Here comes probably the biggest tag team in
PCW, this duo of The Beast and Da Big
Guy.
NC:
865 pounds combined?! That means that
Da Big Guy alone weights more than their opponents!!
AG:
Neil, most of the tag teams in PCW combined weigh less than DBG.
NC:
That’s true…
(Chris
Lee Johnson and his two wrestlers stand in the ring. Johnson grabs a mic.)
CL Johnson: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages!!
NC:
Oh god, not this. That got old in that
promotion up north…
AG:
Neil!
CL
Johnson: Chris Lee Johnson Enterprises proudly presents to you tonight the two
most dangerous men in Premiere Championship Wrestling…and the two men, who in
eight days’ time, will go to Denver, Colorado, and beat the living
sh<bleep> out of one so-called “King of Extreme”…
(Face
pop at the mention of Eddie Michels’ nickname.)
CL
Johnson: You people may look at these two and say that they’re fat or that
they’re ugly…or that they’re freaks of nature. Well, that they are, but they
sure as hell are a lot bigger and badder than any of you cowboys here in
Dallas, Texas!
(The
crowd begins to boo.)
NC:
Yeah and their football team sucks too. You know you want to say it!
CL
Johnson: You people know it’s true! You
just don’t want to admit it! Now tonight, you will get to see a demonstration
of what’s gonna happen to Michels next Saturday as these two Freaks of Nature
take out the Forces of Nature—
(X-Japan’s
“Dahlia” starts up, cutting Chris Lee Johnson off. He is obviously pissed.)
CL
Johnson: No, no, no!! You NEVER cut me off like that! I was not finished yet!!
(The
Forces of Nature run into the ring and attack the Freaks of Nature. Johnson scampers out of the ring.)
DING,
DING, DING!!
AG:
And here we go!!
NC:
Freaks of Nature vs. Forces of Nature. Gah, their acronyms are even the
same. Someone’s been slacking off in
the Creativity Department!
AG:
Well Neil, what would you call Johnson’s team?
NC:
I dunno. The Genetic Freaks?
AG:
We can’t. We’d be sued.
NC:
CLJ’s Circus? Nah, that sounds dumb…
AG:
While Johnson thinks of a name, let’s focus on the action in the ring. All four men are still brawling away at each
other and the ref’s trying his hardest to get some order in this match!
NC:
Which is hard to do since the ref only weighs 160 tops…
AG:
And a huge bodyslam by DBG on Typhoon!!
NC:
Earthquake!!! And I don’t mean John Tenta!!
AG:
Oh, shut up, Neil. The Beast and
Hurricane go on to the outside now and are still brawling away, leaving Da Big
Guy and Typhoon in the ring…Typhoon going after DBG with several left hands,
but they are having little effect!
NC:
Hit him in the stomach hard enough and he can cause seasickness to anyone that
looks.
AG:
Gah! Neil!
NC:
What?
AG:
Nevermind. DBG whipped into the
ropes…Typhoon going for a power—and he can’t pick him up!
NC:
That idiot! He should know that he
can’t pick up Boulder like that!
AG:
His name is Da Big Guy, Neil.
NC: No, he’s the Fatass Formerly Known as
Boulder!
AG:
Neil, please chill with the jokes on DBG. Speaking of him, he just powerbombed
Typhoon! DBG into the ropes now…
NC:
Gah! Look out!
AG: And a huge splash on Typhoon!! DBG covering…1…2…and Typhoon kicks out!!
Wow!
NC:
How in the world did he kick out of all of that?!
(On
the outside, Hurricane whips The Beast into a safety rail.)
AG:
And The Beast just got thrown into that safety railing! He comes back and takes
down Hurricane with a clothesline!!
(CL
Johnson pulls up some of the padding that is around the ring, exposing the
concrete. He begins to yell at The
Beast.)
CL
Johnson: Drop him, Beast! Drop him like a bad habit!!
NC:
Uh oh…things are about to get Extreme, and Michels isn’t even here!
AG:
Beast lifting up Hurricane for a piledriver…and he gets dropped on that
concrete!! Ouch!!
NC:
That may make Hurricane a tropical depression now.
AG:
Ha ha, Neil.
NC:
See? I did learn something from The Weather Channel!
AG:
Back in the ring, Typhoon is trying his hardest to beat on DBG, trying to take
him down…he nails a dropkick, but DBG stays up, but is staggering! Typhoon into the ropes now…DBG moves out of
the way…
(DBG
sidesteps and pushes Typhoon forward, adding more momentum as The Beast spears
into Typhoon with authority.)
AG:
My goodness!! What a spear by the Beast!!
That may have put Typhoon out for good!!
NC:
That may have killed him!
AG:
And DBG’s sitdown on Typhoon really isn’t necessary as the ref makes the
three-count.
DING,
DING, DING!!
(“Fuel
My Fire” starts up again as the fans boo loudly.)
Ring
Announcer: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS, DA BIG GUY AND THE BEAST!!!
(The
Beast drags Hurricane into the ring and places him over his shoulder. Johnson
pushes a table into the ring.)
AG:
Looks like they’re not done yet!
NC:
They really want to send a message to Eddie Michels!!
AG:
And Da Big Guy’s setting that table against one of the turnbuckles…he’s not
gonna…
NC:
He is!!
(The
Beast runs full-speed into the table, ramming Hurricane through it!)
AG:
Good God!!
NC:
Hurricane just got Rhinoed!!
(CL
Johnson, more than happy about the previous event, climbs into the ring with a
mic. “Fuel My Fire” stops playing.)
CL
Johnson: Eddie Michels, I’m sure you
watching this. You see that pile of
wood with that battered, broken, poor excuse for a wrestler buried under
it? That’s just an example of what my
two boys are going to do to you at the pay-per-view!!
(Johnson
drops the mic and leaves the ring, followed by The Beast and DBG.)
AG:
I guess it’s safe to say that Johnson has his men ready for the
pay-per-view. The question is if
Michels is ready or not.
NC:
He better be ready…him and his steel chair!
(Justin
returns to the broadcast table.)
AG:
Welcome back, Justin.
JW:
Thanks.
AG:
How it went?
JW:
No go. The greater power hasn’t seen
Tanaka since last Fever. I don’t think
anyone else has either.
*-*-*
(Shift
backstage to Chris Lei, who is still walking around, looking for Kenshiro
Tanaka.)
AG:
And he’s still looking for Tanaka!
JW:
I wonder if he knows he’s not here.
(Suddenly,
Chris is hit from behind by a familiar foreign object.)
JW:
What the—
AG:
That wasn’t what I thought it was…
(Kenshiro
Tanaka appears on the screen and drags Chris into a room. Various sounds of fighting are heard.)
JW:
Dammit! He is here!! He wasn’t supposed
to be here either!!
NC:
Neither was Chris, Justin.
JW:
Oh yeah. Fans, we’ll keep track of this development…
*-*-*
(“As
Heaven is Wide” by Garbage starts up, receiving a mild heel pop. The lights
above the entrance and the ring flash to the music.)
JW:
Looks like it’s time for our next match which is the second semifinal match in
the Women’s Tournament, which features, Dominique Natrix, who is about to come
out now, and Leah Storm. These two
women are also not on good terms with one another either.
[Cut
to footage from last Fever when Leah Storm attacks Natrix after she won her
match, and puts her in the Storm Sleeper.]
AG:
To be honest, there are no strong alliances in the women’s division. Even Julie
and Kisara are not seeing eye to eye now after what happened earlier.
(Dominique
Natrix saunters down to the ring wearing the tight black leather bodysuit.)
NC:
Oooh…
AG:
No drooling please, Neil.
Ring
Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SEMIFINAL MATCH IN THE PCW WOMEN’S
TOURNAMENT AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!
INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA… HERE IS DOMINIQUE
NATRIX!!!
(Natrix
swings her whip around as she stands in the ring.)
NC:
Can I call her queen?
JW:
Do whatever you want, Neil…
(AC/DC’s
“Back in Black” starts up. The lights in the arena and around the entrance turn
gold.)
Ring
Announcer: AND HER OPPONENT… FROM TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA… LEAH STORM!!
(Leah
makes her way to the ring, wearing a black top and black pants with her last
name written in gold letters on the sides.)
NC:
The announcer got it all wrong! Leah’s from Toronto… (LONG pause) Ontario,
Canada.
JW:
(laughs a little)
(Natrix
grabs the mic from the ring announcer.)
Natrix:
Whoa! Hold it right there, Lady Canuck!!
I have a little proposition for you!
AG:
That sounds so wrong on so many levels…
NC:
She’s gonna proposition Leah! Whoo hoo!!
Natrix:
From that little assault on last Fever, I take it that you like using
submission moves, which is something that I specialize in. I love to cause so much pain to people that
they scream in agony until they are forced to call me queen!! But, I digress. What I want is to make this match… a submission match!
JW:
Whoa! A submission match here tonight?!
AG:
That’s like something you’d do on a pay-per-view.
NC:
Yeah, and not on some crappy weekly show like this one!
JW:
Neil!!
Natrix: No pinfalls, no countouts, no DQ’s! The only way to win the match is to make you
opponent submit! What do you think
about that, Leah-dearie? Are you woman
enough to try me?
(Leah
stands in the aisle and thinks for a moment, then nods her head.)
Natrix: You just threw away your chances at winning,
hun, because I’m gonna make you CALL ME—
(Storm
runs into the ring and takes down Natrix and delivers several right hands.)
NC:
Whoa!! Here we go!!
DING,
DING, DING!!
JW:
Well, I guess we have a submission match here now on Fever between these two
lovely women! And Storm is still
whaling away at Natrix!
NC:
Second women’s match in a row that we started with a catfight…not that that’s a
bad thing.
AG:
Natrix finally gets Storm off of her.
And Storm seems to be deviating from her organized wrestling technique
that she normally uses. And the amateur
background that she has.
JW:
Storm with a rolling cradle…but the ref doesn’t make the count!
NC:
Stupid girl! This is a submission match!
AG:
Pinning combinations are a good part of her style, and this match just took
that out of play. So Leah has to go to
her list of submission techniques.
JW:
Natrix grabs hold of Storm’s hair and
tosses her back down to the mat! And
the ref warns her about the hair pulling.
NC:
She can’t be disqualified since this is a submission match!
JW: Well, that’s right, but he’s still warning
her…Natrix whips Storm into the ropes now…ducks under a clothesline…and Natrix
is hit by a flying forearm from Storm!
And she then drops the elbow on her!
Storm now working on Natrix’s leg with a series of kicks on that left leg
of hers.
AG:
Looks like she wants to soften her up for one of her submission holds.
JW:
I guess Leah Storm is now in her submission game plan, as you can see. Storm going for a figure-four…and Natrix
pushes her off! Storm bounces off the
ropes…stopped by a knee from Natrix…and a Russian legsweep by the S & M
queen!!
(Natrix
saunters around the ring.)
NC:
Oh yeah!
JW:
Storm slowly getting back up…Natrix whips her into the ropes…going for a
bodyslam, but Storm breaks free…ducks under a lariat…
<SMACK!!>
JW:
Yii…
NC:
Leah just got bitch-slapped!!
JW:
I think everyone in the whole arena heard that one!!
AG:
Everyone in Dallas probably heard that one!
JW:
And a swinging neckbreaker by Natrix takes Leah down! Natrix grabbing an arm
and stomps on it!
AG:
Her “Call Me Queen” submission hold works on the upper body, so this is a sound
strategy.
JW:
And now Dominique Natrix hooks on a Fujiwara armbar on Storm! Leah’s trying to move her way to a ring
rope…and Natrix breaks the hold.
AG:
Natrix seems to be dominating this match now…
NC:
And she’s looking good doing it!
JW: Ipponzei takedown by Natrix…and she hooks on
a cross armbreaker! Can Storm hold on?
A shot at the PCW women’s title is at stake here tonight.
NC:
It would probably be a different story if Leah Storm didn’t agree to the
submission match like an idiot!
AG:
But Storm is a submission woman as well.
NC:
Did you just say that she’s submissive?
AG:
I did not say that!
JW:
And Leah Storm got a hold of the ropes!! And Natrix doesn’t believe it!
AG:
At least she was in the hold long enough to do damage to those arms. That may put Leah at a disadvantage.
JW: And Storm just took down Natrix with a
clothesline! What impact! Natrix is back up…and is superkicked back
down!!
AG:
Looks like she wasn’t fazed much buy those hold Natrix used!
JW: And Storm hooks her in a sharpshooter!
NC:
It’s a scorpion deathlock!
AG:
She calls it Stormy Waters, actually…
JW:
And Natrix is trying everything to reach the ropes to break the hold. Leah has perfect ring placement for this
move!!
NC:
Looks like Domi Natrix will be calling someone queen!
JW:
Natrix is slowly inching her way to the ropes to break the hold…and she does!!
But Leah’s not letting go!! She’s pulling Natrix away from the ropes
again!! And now she’s forced to let go! And Leah’s having some words with the
referee. Natrix from behind…DOMINATION!!!
AG:
That may be it for Storm!
JW:
And the shot at the Women’s belt may be just one submission hold away!! And Natrix hooks on Call Me Queen!! And
Storm’s struggling!!
AG:
Leah’s refusing to tap out! Too much is at stake here to give up so easily!
JW:
Storm may be out of it! I think she’s
passed out!
NC:
But if she’s unconscious, Domi can’t hear Leah call her queen!
JW:
And the ref’s calling for the bell!!
Storm has passed out!! Natrix is
going to the finals!!
DING,
DING, DING!!
(“As
Heaven is Wide” starts up again.)
Ring
Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…DOMINIQUE NATRIX!!
(Natrix
lets go of the hold and drops Leah onto the mat.)
JW:
What an amazing match that was!
AG:
Yes it was. That was better than most
men’s matches!
JW:
But what a way for Leah to lose the match…she never gave up and—
(Jennifer
Vanderfeller runs into the ring and grabs Natrix in a rear chancre.)
JW:
It’s Vanderfeller again!! Check Bouncer
on Natrix!!!
AG:
That sneaky bitch!!
JW:
Those two will be facing off at the pay-per-view next Saturday!! What a match that will be!
*-*-*
(Backstage,
Kenshiro Tanaka is walking around, that kendo stick still in his hand.)
JW:
I’ve had enough of this guy. Hasn’t he done enough?
NC:
Nope.
AG:
But really, can he top what he has done to Kerry Rush these past few weeks?
JW: Let’s take a look at some clip of what this
man…this Silent Assassin… has done over the past three weeks in PCW.
PCW
FEVER #1
[Pre-match
interview…]
MW:
Kenshiro, do you have any comments about your match with Chris Lei coming up,
which is part of the PCW Cruiserweight title tournament?
Kenshiro:
…
MW:
Mr. Tanaka?
Kenshiro:
…
(Kenshiro
swings his kendo stick at Monty, stopping it just inches from his face. Monty cowers, covering his face. Kenshiro then grins slightly and walks
away.)
[Tanaka-Chris
Lei match…the end]
AG:
He missed the Silencer! (Kenshiro’s superkick finisher)
JW:
Chris Lei from behind with a reverse facelock!
This may be a reverse DDT…
(Kenshiro
bend his legs and springs up into the air, landing on his feet behind Lei with
reverse facelock on him.)
NC:
What was that?!
AG:
He countered the move with one of his own!
NC:
How in the hell did he do that?!
JW:
Tanaka locks in a dragon sleeper!! He sits down with it! This may be all for Chris Lei!
NC:
He ain’t getting out of that! Perfect
placement in the middle of the ring by Tanaka makes it impossible for Chris to
reach the ropes!
JW:
Lei trying to hold out for as long as he can… the ref’s checking on him…he’s
tapping out!! Chris Lei has tapped out!
*-*-*
[After
the Kerry Rush-MHC match…]
(Kenshiro
Tanaka walks into the ring, kendo stick in hand.)
AG:
What’s Tanaka doing here?!
NC:
Maybe he wants Melissa too. I mean she
is a hottie.
AG:
Shut up, Neil.
JW: Tanaka sneaking behind the Rushes…
(Kenshiro
grabs Kerry’s shoulder, prompting Kerry to turn around. As he does, Tanaka nails him over the head
with the kendo stick. Melissa tries to
get away, but Tanaka nails Melissa as well!
The crowd begins to boo.)
JW:
HE HIT BOTH KERRY AND MELISSA WITH THAT KENDO STICK!!! THAT FIEND!!!
NC:
Damn, I like this kid!!
AG:
But he hit Melissa too!
NC:
So what?! He hit that pretty boy Kerry!!
JW:
And he’s still attacking them!!
(Tanaka
continues his assault by hitting Melissa once more on her leg…HARD, then repeatedly
hitting Kerry with the kendo stick.)
JW: Why the hell is Kenshiro Tanaka assaulting that
couple?!
PCW
FEVER #2
[Kerry
Rush Interview…]
Kerry:
…She was just an innocent bystander, Tanaka!
You had no reason to hurt her!
Look at her! She’s gonna be in a
cast for the next month because of what you did! I know you may not care about her safety, but I do. And I know you’re in this building tonight,
Kenshiro Tanaka, so look out, because you’re gonna get rushed!
[Some
time later…]
(Scene shifts to an open dressing room. All that is seen is what can be seen from
the doorway. The room seems to have
been trashed.)
JW: Oh my god…what happened?
(Suddenly, Kenshiro Tanaka walks out of the room and
slams the door behind him.)
AG: Not him again…
NC: Da man!!
JW: This does not look good…
(He glares coldly at the camera and then walks
away. The camera pans back over to the
door showing the placard of the door to read “Dressing Room of Kerry and
Melissa Rush.”)
JW: Oh no! That was the Rushes’ dressing room!! …That
cold, deviant assassin, Kenshiro Tanaka, has struck again, it seems!
*-*-*
[Even later on…]
(Kerry kneels down as he has found something...)
AG: That looks like Tanaka’s kendo stick!!
NC: Keep it Kerry!
Use it as a weapon!
JW: It might be a clue or something…
NC: Dammit, Justin, this is pro wrestling, not a
mystery!
(Suddenly, Kenshiro Tanaka runs in and hits Kerry in
the back with some kind of sword. He is knocked down.)
JW: It’s Tanaka!! He has struck again!
NC: That’s a sword he hit him with! He could have
killed him!!
AG: It’s a sakabatou!
NC: A what?!
(Tanaka hits Kerry again on the back, HARD, with the
sakabatou.)
*-*-*
[End of the show…]
(Backstage in the Rush dressing room, Kerry is laying
on top a pile of something, still out of it.)
NC: Oh look! Kerry made it back to his room and is
resting! Everything’s okay!
JW: Oh stop it, Neil! We all saw what happened!
(Something begins to move under Kerry. After a few seconds of moving around, we see
Melissa Rush come to under her husband.)
Melissa: Guh…(looks up to see her husband)…Kerry?
Kerry?!
(She crawls out from under Kerry [which is kinda
difficult considering he’s twice her weight.] and tries to wake him.)
Melissa: Kerry?! Wake up!
(Suddenly,
someone off-screen begins to laugh maniacally.
Melissa turns from Kerry and looks at the door with a glare.)
PCW
FEVER #3
[Kerry’s
time…]
Kerry:
…This guy has never wrestled on American soil before PCW… and in two weeks, he
has managed to choke out my friend, Chris Lei.
He has assaulted me after my match.
He broke my lovely Melissa’s ankle with a kendo stick. He destroyed my locker room and attacked
Melissa again. He beat me senseless with a reverse blade. What the hell else can he do to me? Throw me
off the top of the PCW logo over there (points towards the side of the ring
entrance, where the PCW logo stands)?
…Here’s
the deal, Tanaka. You and me, in this
very arena, Extreme Rules match! No
holds barred! Anything goes!
[Moments
later…]
Prince
Master: …you dare to risk further injury at the hands of the Silent Assassin,
thus putting you at even more a disadvantage in the World Title
Tournament? Because, as we all know,
you, Kerry-kins, are one of the best heavyweights Premiere Championship
Wrestling has to offer, aside from me.
You want to injure yourself even more after being assaulted not once,
but TWICE, by Kenshiro Tanaka, just to defend the honour of the lovely
Melissa? Are you willing to take that
risk, Rushmore?
[A
few more moments…]
(…Kenshiro
Tanaka nails Kerry from behind with his kendo stick!!)
JW:
TANAKA FROM BEHIND!!
AG:
He came out of nowhere!!
*-*-*
[Various
clips of the Tanaka-Rush Extreme Rules Match are shown, then the end of the
show…]
NC:
Looks like Rush has just dug himself in a deeper hole that he can’t get out of!
JW: Rush going for a clothesline, Tanaka ducks
out of the way…
--
Voiceover
of Kerry from earlier in the show: What
the hell else can he do to me? Throw me off the top of the PCW logo over there?
--
(As
Kerry turns around, Tanaka superkicks him, which sends Rush over the edge,
falling off the P and crashing into a set of tables 20-25 feet below!!!! The crowd goes insane! Melissa is shouting
like crazy after seeing that.)
JW:
OH MY GOD!!!!!!! THAT’S A 20-FOOT FALL KERRY JUST MADE!!!!
NC:
He’s really silenced now, guys!!!
AG: He really needs medical attention now!!
(Cut
back to the arena and the broadcast table.)
JW:
And after that seemingly tragic moment, we haven’t heard a word from either
Kerry or Melissa Rush.
AG:
And we still haven’t heard a peep from Tanaka!
Why is he working for Prince Master?
JW:
We’ll see Tanaka in action at the pay-per-view as he tries to become PCW’s
cruiserweight champion, facing Pyrotechnico in the finals of the
tournament. We seem to be ready for our
final match of the night now, which involves to the two semifinalists that did
not win their matches on last Fever vying for the chance to get first crack at
the tag champions on next Fever after the pay-per-view. The Angels of Destruction faces off against
the Mad Boyz! Let’s go to the ring.
Over
the PA: WHERE MAH DAWGZ AT???!!!!
(DMX’s
“Get at me Dog” starts up, receiving a mild face pop.)
Ring
Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL…INTRODUCING FIRST… AT A
TOTAL COMBINED WEIGHT OF 520 POUNDS, THE TEAM OF “MAD DOG” RICKY MCGWIRE AND
“BAD BOY” JERIMIAH EDWARDS… THE MAD BOYZ!!
(McGwire
and Edwards make their way to the ring.
Both are wearing army pants and tank tops with their team name on
it. McGwire has his hair braided, while
Edwards wears a baseball cap and sunglasses.)
AG:
I guess the name is kinda accurate.
Those two are mad. Especially
after the way they were eliminated from the tournament on last Fever.
JW:
Yeah, it was pretty much due to the errant interference of Kisara Velaquez that
made the Mad Boyz lose the match.
[Cut
to clips of the Mad Boyz loss to the OnnaTarashi on last Fever.]
NC: She may be a lovely, wonderful woman, but
she did the wrong thing in causing those icky girly boys, the OnnaTarashi to
advance to the finals of the tag tournament!
AG:
And we still don’t know what she has planned for Akira Vela—I mean Tamahori.
JW: I guess we’ll have to wait until next
Saturday night to find that out.
(The
Angel Attack music from “Neon Genesis Evangelion” starts up; eliciting boos
from the fans.)
Ring
Announcer: AND THEIR OPPONENTS, BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY TABRIS… FROM
PARTS UNKNOWN, AT A TOTAL COMBINED WEIGHT OF 530 POUNDS… HERE ARE SACHIEL AND
BARDIEL… THE ANGELS OF DESTRUCTION!!
(The AoD make their way down
the aisle. Sachiel, the smaller of the
two, wears a mask and tight pants.
Bardiel, the larger member, wears black full-legged singlet. Tabris leads the way.)
JW:
And here’s another team that met the same fate as the Mad Boyz, losing their
semifinal match due to interference from Kisara Velaquez.
[Clips
from last Fever are shown of the Angels’ loss to the New Breed.]
NC:
She conveniently distracted both Tabris and the referee long enough to allow
the Breed to get an advantage and win.
She’s bad luck to this tag division, you know…
DING,
DING, DING!!
JW:
And we’re ready to start this #1 contenders match and our final match of the
night here on Fever! Looks like it will
be Sachiel and the Mad Dog starting off for their teams. Lockup in the middle of the ring and McGwire
pushes Sachiel down immediately!
AG:
At 250 pounds, Ricky McGwire has the advantage here in this matchup in terms of
size.
NC:
Damn shame he has no talent whatsoever.
AG:
Neil!
NC:
Seriously! He was in the Blue Brigade, for Pete’s sake!
JW:
Let’s not bring that back up again.
NC:
Look, all I’m saying is that all the only thing the Mad Boyz are going to be
remembered as is former Blue Brigade members! Nothing else! At least Julie can brag that she is
Tamahori’s husband! Then again, that’s
not much to brag about, considering what he has become.
JW:
Thank you for enlightening us, Neil.
NC:
You’re welcome! (grins)
JW:
Anyway, McGwire drops Sachiel with a bodyslam and makes a tag to bring in his
partner, the “Bad Boy”, Jeremiah Edwards.
And Edwards hits Sachiel with a strong right hand! McGwire sends the Angel for the ride…knee to
the midsection by McGwire, followed by an axe kick by Edwards! Great
double-team tactics by the Mad Boyz early on.
AG:
The Mad Boyz are probably best in this division when it comes to teamwork. They’ve been friends for so long that they
know each other like the back of their hands.
JW:
There’s Sachiel with a forearm smash on Edwards…whip into the ropes…reversal…
(Bardiel
tags himself in by hitting Sachiel’s back as he comes into the ropes.)
JW:
Edwards with a leap frog…and Bardiel turns him around and drops him in the
Heaven’s Message!! This could be over
already!! Bardiel makes the cover…2…and the Mad Dog makes the save!
AG:
That was a close one!
JW:
And the referee is trying to get McGwire back to his corner…and the Angels are
taking advantage of the situation by double-teaming on Edwards! And Tabris is loving it.
AG:
What a vicious kick by Sachiel!
JW:
And Bardiel takes him down with a backbreaker…there’s another cover…1…2…and
Edwards kicks out! Edwards seems to
still be out of the match after being surprised by Bardiel and the Heaven’s
Message.
NC:
Oh, he got the message, alright. The
message was that the Angels are gonna beat the living crap out of him!
JW:
Bardiel working Edwards into a corner…and he hits him with strong shoulder
thrust! And now a knee to the
midsection by Bardiel…Bardiel lifting up Edwards now and drops him behind his
back! What power by Bardiel!
AG:
Bardiel’s completely dominating this match now!
JW:
Sachiel is tagged in now as Bardiel lifts up the Bad Boy again and drops him a
side suplex…Sachiel from up top and nails him with a legdrop! He covers…1…2…and McGwire makes the save
again! There’s a waistlock by
Sachiel...and Edwards elbows his way out of the hold…Sachiel on the ropes and
he is clotheslined to the outside! And
Edwards follows him to the outside…
NC:
What would happen if there is a double countout?
JW:
Well, I guess then there would be no #1 contender, unfortunately. But I doubt the referee would be that strict
on the count tonight. And Sachiel gets
thrown right into ringsteps! He has him
again…pumphandle slam right on the ringsteps!! My goodness!!
AG:
That had to hurt! Look out!!
JW:
Bardiel clobbers Edwards from behind!!
The big Angel gets Edwards from behind!
(Meanwhile,
McGwire pulls Sachiel into the ring.)
JW:
Sachiel being pulled back into the ring…and a low blow by Edwards on Bardiel!
NC:
Angels actually have those?
JW:
Oh shut up, Neil. McGwire has
Sachiel…springs off the turnbuckle…MAD BULLDOG!! [spinning bulldog, usually off
the top rope or using the turnbuckle for leverage; like Spike Dudley’s Acid
Drop] He hit the bulldog!! That may be
all!!
NC:
Who the hell is the legal man?
JW:
I don’t know, but McGwire’s making a cover…the Boyz are about to become number
1 conten—NO!! Sachiel kicked out just in time!!
AG:
Wow! That was almost over!
NC:
How in the world did he kick out of that! He had just been slammed on some ring
steps and bulldogged! And he still kicked out!!
(McGwire
signals to the crowd for his finisher, receiving a face pop.)
JW:
And it looks like they’re gonna try to end it again. Edwards is into the ring now…McGwire whipping Sachiel into the
ropes…here comes Edwards…right into the arms of Bardiel!! And a DDT by Sachiel
on McGwire!!
AG:
The Ruff Ride got stopped right in its tracks.
JW:
HEAVEN’S MESSAGE!!! Bardiel got Edwards for the second time tonight with that
move!! And he has to be out now!!
(Sachiel
makes a slashing motion across his neck with his thumb, signaling for the end.)
NC:
Looks like they’re not through yet!
JW:
This may be the Third Impact…it is!! Sachiel with a cover…and this one is
over!!!
DING,
DING, DING!!
(The
Angel Attack music from “Evangelion” starts up again, receiving a heel pop.)
Ring
Announcer: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS…THE ANGELS OF DESTRUCTION!!!
JW:
And the Angels are now the #1 contenders and will face the winner of the New
Breed-OnnaTarshi title match at the pay-per-view!!
NC:
Looks like whoever wins the belt first may not hold them for long!
JW: Well fans, that’s all we have here for you from
the Reunion Arena and that’s all for this installment of Fever! For Alyssa Graham and Neil Coles, I’m Justin
Walker and we’ll see you in Denver for our pay-per-view. We’re gonna leave you tonight with some
comments made by some of the wrestlers regarding the pay-per-view!
JENNIFER
VANDERFELLER
(Scene
is a locker room. Jennifer
Vanderfeller, PCW’s official spoiled brat, is sitting in a rather
lavish-looking chair, wearing her dress.
Mr. Butler walks over to Jenny and hands her a mug.)
Jenny:
So, it looks like Dominique Natrix will be my opponent at the pay-per-view,
huh? Guh, what a freaky woman she
is. No class at all whatsoever. Too bad that S & M freak will have done
all of this work during the women’s tournament for nothing though, because she
will not beat me.
Why? Because no one is better than Jennifer
Vanderfeller! Not Sakura Kazeno, not that whore, Julie Hunter, not her sister,
Kisara…NO ONE!! They all tried to get
me…and they all got bounced like a bad check!
(Jenny
sips at the mug once and then hands it back to Mr. Butler.)
And
with the PCW Women’s Title on the line, Miss Natrix won’t stand a chance
against me. I always get what I want,
and what I want is that belt! And you,
Dominique, or anyone else will stop me! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOO!!!!
(Jenny’s annoying as hell laugh continues as the
scene fades out.)
DOMINIQUE
NATRIX
(Scene
is backstage, just after her match with Leah Storm. Natrix is standing in front of the PCW backdrop. She twirls one
end of her whip around in her hand.
Natrix: Tsk, tsk, Jenny. You made a big mistake in attacking me from behind after I beat
Leah Storm earlier. Now you will pay
for it come the pay-per-view. Unfortunately, I didn’t get Leah to say it during
my match, but Jenny, you can be sure that I will make you CALL ME QUEEN!! And
then everoyne will call me the PCW women’s champion!!
SEITOU
YOUSAI
(Scene
is Seitou’s dressing room. “The
Natural” Seitou Yousai is sitting on a couch.
Laura and Mindy are sitting on opposite sides of him. Setsuna stands
behind the couch.)
Seitou:
Well, Kerry, I’m sorry to hear about what happened to you on last Fever. I hope you get well soon so we can have our
match at the pay-per-view. As much as I
want to win the belt, it wouldn’t be right unless I defeated one of the best in
the business first.
Laura:
Seitou may have all of the respect in the world for you, but that still doesn’t
mean it will be an easy match for you, Kerry Rush. Seitou’s ready for you. Seitou’s ready for everybody!
Mindy:
And like, Seitou’s gonna kick your butt at the pay-per-view, and he’s gonna win
the PCW World Title, ‘cuz to Seitou and the Magnificent Trio…
Seitou:
…Winning is only natural!
(Laura pushes up her glasses. Setsuna cracks her
knuckles. Mindy does a peace sign at the camera and smiles. V^_^)
FREIGHT
TRAIN
(Freight
Train is standing around in the locker room.)
Train:
The Train is a long ways away from being stopped in PCW. There is no way that some egotistical
bastard like Prince Master is gonna stop me.
We all saw what happened when he tried the first time…
[Cut
to clips from the second Fever when he took out all of the Monarchy members and
power bombed Master through a table.]
Train: I already put you through one table,
Princey-boy, and I’d do it again if I get the chance. So bring everything you got to the pay-per-view. Bring yourself.
Bring your lackeys. Bring your pansy-ass Squire. Even bring that mute hired
goon of yours! I will run them all over! Master, consider yourself derailed at the
pay-per-view!
KENSHIRO
TANAKA
(Tanaka
is standing on top of the PCW logo. His black hair blows through the breeze. He
holds his kendo stick in his hands.)
Tanaka: ………………
“EXTREME”
EDDIE MICHELS
(Scene
is outside Michels’ house in Miami, Florida.
Eddie is sitting on his porch on his steel chair of Extreme.)
Eddie:
Chris Lee Johnson, you think sending both of your freaks after me is gonna
intimidate me? Psh, nice try. But I’m
still coming to Denver next Saturday.
And I’m gonna beat down all three of you!
You
see, you made a big, big, HUGE mistake in challenging me, the Extreme one, to
an Extreme Rules match. That alone,
Chris, gives me the right to destroy you and your freak show!!
(Michels
stands up and folds up the chair he was sitting on, showing what is painted on
it. The chair reads “Reserved for CLJ”
on the seat.)
Eddie: So come on to the pay-per-view. I’ll be
ready. And Chris Lee Johnson…(points to
the steel chair) I’ll have a chair waiting for you!
THE
NEW BREED
(The
Kid and Triple X are walking around backstage.
The camera is in front of them.)
The
Kid: Tama, Tama, Tamahori…what has become of you? You used to be one of the greats. You used to be one of the greatest cruiserweights to ever wrestle
in the independent ranks. You used to be someone I wanted to model myself
after! Now look at what you have
become!
Triple
X: You’re now just some stuck-up, self-centered, narcissistic bitch!
The
Kid: Yeah!
Triple
X: And at the pay-per-view, that’s what
you and Kamui are going to be to us. Just a pair of bitches! You see,
OnnaTarashi, the New Breed is gonna show to you and to every one of our fans
that we’re the best high-flyers in PCW today when we beat you for the Tag Team
titles at the pay-per-view!
The Kid: We’ll be the champs… and you’ll just be
part of our highlight reel!!
THE
ONNATARASHI
(The
OnnaTarashi are in their dressing room.
Tamahori’s admiring his hair in the mirror while Kamui is filing his
nails.)
Tamahori:
(running a hand through his hair) I’m so beautiful, it’s scary…
Kamui:
(looking at the camera) You think we’re worried about the New Breed? Why should we be? They’re just a pair of dirty little kids! They’re not as pretty
as Tamahori and I are!
Tama:
(looking away from the mirror at the camera) They’re nowhere near as talented
as us either! And I’m not worried about
what my dear, estranged little sister, Kisara, is gonna do at the
pay-per-view. Nothing she can do will
stop the OnnaTarashi from winning the PCW tag belts that are rightfully ours!
Kamui:
I can see us now with those belts around our waists. Wouldn’t we look so lovely?
Tama:
Yes, and I’m sure all our fans would agree with us. And New Breed, you can kiss
your chances at winning those tag belts goodbye, because we’re OnnaTarashi…
Both: …AND YOU’RE NOT!!
SINISTER
MONARCHY
(Scene
is the SM locker room. Prince Master’s three lackeys, Steel Eagle, Taurus, and
Trickster are standing.)
Taurus:
Diego David Tarquez, you are now looking at the three men assigned by our
fearless leader to take you out! You
and the Sharks—
Steel
Eagle: That’s Los Tiburones, Taurus…
Taurus:
That’s what I said! Don’t interrupt me! DDT, you and Los Tiburones don’t stand
a chance against us! You already saw
what we can do to you. You, DDT, have
already felt my Taurus Stunner not once, but twice! And at the pay-per-view, it’ll be a third time!
Everyone
may call this trio a bunch of lackeys, but at the pay-per-view, we’re gonna be
the hit squad! And we have our sights
set on DDT and Los Tiburones!!
(Trickster laughs like a psycho as the scene fades
out.)
PRINCE
MASTER
(Scene
is Master’s castle. He sits in a
fancy-looking chair. A throne, if you
will.)
Master:
Well, well, well…so the pieces of the puzzle are coming together. And my plan
has finally come to the climatic third phase.
My Silent Assassin has put Kerry Rush out of commission.
(Master
laughs as images of Kerry’s fall off the PCW logo are shown.)
That
was a beautiful sight, indeed. I kept watching that scene over and over again,
just to see the look on Kerry’s face as he fell. Thank goodness for slow motion replays.
I
finally got what I wanted. I got Freight Train in the semifinals. You, Mr. Train, are gonna feel the penalty
of turning down a spot in the Sinister Monarchy. A spot that most of these no-talent hacks in PCW would kill
for!! You, Mr. Freight, are gonna feel
my Royal Pain!!
You
might as well get that World Title belt ready for me, engraved with my name and
everything, because that title is as sure as mine! Your Prince will become the King of PCW after I win the
tournament!
(Master laughs as the scene fades out.)
CARD
FOR THE PAY-PER-VIEW: “UNTITLED”
1)
PCW Women’s Tournament Final—Winner becomes PCW Women’s champion
Jennifer
Vanderfeller vs. Dominique Natrix
2)
Six-Man Tag Grudge Match
Sinister
Monarchy [Taurus, Steel Eagle, and Trickster] vs. Diego David Tarquez and Los
Tiburones
3)
First Semifinal of World Title Tournament
Seitou
Yousai (w/The Magnificent Trio) vs. Kerry Rush (w/Melissa)
4)
Second Semifinal of World Title Tournament
Freight
Train vs. Prince Master (w/Squire)
5)
Cruiserweight Tournament Final—Winner becomes PCW Cruiserweight Champion
Kenshiro
Tanaka vs. Pyrotechnico
6)
Handicapped Extreme Rules Grudge Match
“Extreme”
Eddie Michels vs. The Beast and Da Big Guy (w/Chris Lee Johnson)
7)
Tag Team Title Tournament Final—Winner becomes PCW Tag Team Champions
The
New Breed vs. The OnnaTarashi
8)World Title Tournament Final—Winner becomes PCW
World Champion
Finally,
it’s pay-per-view time!! All the
storylines in PCW will come to some sort of climax; no matter how little heat
they have behind them or how little airtime they have had (sorry!!).
I
would do the usual questions here, but I’m too tired to, so see ya at the
pay-per-view!!
Until
next time,
Seitou
“I’m not the ad wizard that came up with the PPV title” Yousai
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