Premiere Championship Wrestling

Presents:

PCW FEVER!

 

Venue: Reunion Arena, Dallas, Texas

Commentators: Justin Walker, Alyssa Graham, and Neil Coles

 

LAST TIME ON FEVER…

 

[Kerry’s opening remarks at the beginning of the show…]

 

Kerry: … you know there are very few times that a man such as me gets pissed. 

 

(Cut to the first attack by Kenshiro Tanaka on the Rushes on the first Fever.)

 

Kerry:  …Yes, I know everyone has to get a little mad once in a while…

 

(Cut to some never-seen footage of Kerry tossing some stuff around in his dressing room after the first show.)

 

Kerry:  …But for one to get so pissed that he wants to beat the living s<bleep> out of someone…

 

(Cut to last Fever, with Kerry doing the San Francisco Rush on Tanaka.)

 

Kerry: …it takes that someone to cross the line.  In my case, for me to get REALLY pissed, that someone has to not only cross the line, but to stomp all on it, and take a crap on it!!

 

(Cut to the beginning of last Fever, where Tanaka attacks the Rushes from behind.)

 

Kerry:  …I’m talking about Kenshiro Tanaka.  This guy has never wrestled on American soil before PCW… and in two weeks, he has managed to choke out my friend, Chris Lei. 

 

(Cut to the first Fever where Tanaka has Lei in a dragon sleeper.)

 

Kerry:  He has assaulted me after my match.  He broke my lovely Melissa’s ankle with a kendo stick. 

 

(Cut to where Tanaka hits Melissa’s foot with the kendo stick.)

 

Kerry:  He destroyed my locker room and attacked Melissa again. He beat me senseless with a reverse blade. 

 

(Cut to the backstage fight with Tanaka and Kerry on the second Fever.)

 

Kerry:  What the hell else can he do to me? Throw me off the top of the PCW logo over there (points towards the side of the ring entrance, where the PCW logo stands)?

 

(Cut to the end of last Fever with Tanaka superkicking Rush off the PCW logo.)

 

JW: OH MY GOD!!!!!!! THAT’S A 20-FOOT FALL KERRY JUST MADE!!!!

NC: He’s really silenced now, guys!!!

 

(The scene fades out with Tanaka standing on top of the PCW logo.)

(Shift to Reunion Arena, where the sold-out crowd is cheering wildly as the pyrotechnics go off, signaling the start of the show.  The usual trio of commentators is sitting at the broadcast table at ringside.)

 

JW: Evening fans, and welcome to this week’s installment of PCW Fever! We have a sold out crowd here in Dallas, Texas, and they’re ready for some great wrestling action!  We’re 8 days away from our first pay-per-view, which will be in the Pepsi Center in Denver, Colorado.  That will be the location where every opposing force in PCW will collide!

AG: Yeah, all of vacant titles will have holders at the end of the night and all other questions will be answered.

NC: I know one question that has been answered already. Will Kerry Rush win the PCW World Title?  No!

JW: Oh cut it out, Neil.

NC:  I can’t get over it!  Tanaka booted him off the PCW logo!  He’s off in a hospital somewhere!  He won’t make the pay-per-view!

AG: Well, actually, doctors say he’ll be ready, but not at 100%, which puts him at a disadvantage since he’ll have to wrestle twice if Rush wants to win the belt!

JW:  And with the likes of Seitou Yousai, Freight Train, and Prince Master also in the semifinals, winning that belt will not be easy.  We’ll have more on what’s scheduled for the pay-per-view throughout the show since this is the last Fever before it.  We also have several matches on tap tonight, including a number 1 contenders match for the tag titles and the semifinals of the Women’s Tourna—

 

Girl’s voice: OHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOO!!!

 

(“Just a Girl” by No Doubt starts up to a round of boos.)

 

JW: Speaking of women, here’s our first match…

 

Ring Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SEMIFINAL MATCH IN THE PCW WOMEN’S TOURNAMENT AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!! 

 

(Jennifer Vanderfeller makes her way down to the ring, Mr. Butler walking behind him.)

 

Ring Announcer: INTRODUCING FIRST, BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY MR. BUTLER, FROM ASHEVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA… JENNIFER VANDERFELLER!!!

 

(Jenny stands in the middle of the ring and poses in her outfit as the lights above the ring flash green and gold.)

 

JW: Vanderfeller made it here in an impressive manner, defeating the high-flying Sailor X.

 

(Cut to clips from the second Fever where Vanderfeller finished off Sailor X with her finisher, the Check Bouncer.)

 

NC: Jenny didn’t beat the moonie, she destroyed her!!  She showed her dominance in that match by doing that move of hers not once, not twice, but three times!

AG: Well, I doubt we’ll see a repeat performance of that in this match…

 

(Janet Jackson’s “Control” starts up.)

 

Ring Announcer: AND HER OPPONENT, FROM CHARLESTON, SOUTH---

 

(Julie Hunter runs right into the ring and takes Jennifer down before she could even take off her outfit.)

 

NC: CATFIGHT!!!!

 

DING, DING, DING!!

 

JW: And Julie’s not wasting any time here going straight at Vanderfeller!

AG: There is a lot of bad blood between these two, as we saw in the first two shows with them coming to blows after their matches!

 

(Vanderfeller throws Julie off of her and takes off her outfit in one motion, revealing her wrestling attire, a green and gold bodysuit.)

 

JW: Looks like Jennifer’s ready now as she takes off her dress suit and goes after Hunter, who takes her down with a leg scissors.  Going for an anklelock and Vanderfeller grabs the ropes.

AG: She may be inexperienced, but at least she knows what to do in the ring in such situations.  You have to admire the talent she and the rest of PCW’s women’s division has.

NC: Oh, I’ll admire them alright…

AG: Don’t go there.

JW: There’s a bodyslam by Julie Hunter…going for an elbow and Vanderfeller rolls out of the way.  Vanderfeller with a cradle!! 1…2...and a near-fall by Vanderfeller!

NC: What a surprise that was!

JW: Yeah, I don’t think Julie saw that one coming.  And that may have turned the match in Jenny’s favor as she sets Hunter up for a suplex…

AG: She can’t pick her up.

JW: And Vanderfeller drops Hunter’s midsection onto her knee! Impressive move!

NC: Guess she wasn’t going for a suplex.

JW: Vanderfeller with a cover…2…and Julie gets a shoulder up.

NC: I wonder how Julie is taking this whole ordeal between her husband and her sister-in-law…

AG: I doubt she has had time to think about it since she’s in this tournament here…

JW: Well, her and Kisara are really close.  They have spent lots of time together in their careers…  And Vanderfeller laying right hands on Hunter…whip into the turnbuckles…here comes Jenny and she gets a boot right in her face!!  Julie grabbing the hair now and she slams Vanderfeller face-first on the mat!!

NC: Is she crazy?!  Jennifer’s hair is worth more than Julie’s whole body!!

JW: Julie with the hair again and she drags Vanderfeller down! 

AG: I don’t think Julie’s wrestling to win now.  She really wants to humiliate Vanderfeller!

JW: Julie picks Jenny up now…and a piledriver by Julie Hunter!!  That could do it!  Here’s the cover…1…2…and Vanderfeller kicks out!  That was almost the match right there!  Hunter almost won herself a spot in the finals!

NC: Bleh, she won’t win the belt anyway. That’s reserved for Leah Storm

JW: Well, she has to win her match later on tonight against Dominique Natrix to get that chance to go for the belt…and there’s a clothesline by Vanderfeller!  She’s going up to the top now...missile dropkick by Vanderfeller!

NC: Air Vanderfeller!!

AG: What?

NC: She does have her own private jet and that’s what it’s called!

JW: Jennifer covering after that move…2, and Hunter kicks out!

AG: That’s another thing that’s bugging me…why does Julie still go by her maiden name?

NC: Because Julie Velaquez sounds stupid for a wrestling name.  Hell, Akira Velaquez sounds stupid.  I’m glad he changed his name!

AG: What about Kisara Velaquez?

NC: Well, I can change that.  How does Kisara Coles sound?

AG: Oh god…

JW:  I really wouldn’t think Kisara would go for that…Hunter into the ropes…and Jenny hooks in a sleeperhold!!

NC: The Resthold of DOOM!!!

JW: Neil!

NC: What?!

JW: Forget it…Hunter trying to fight out of it with elbows…she pushes Vanderfeller off now into the ropes…and Julie hooks her in a sleeper of her own!! Vanderfeller pushes her off into the ropes…reversal…SPARKLE SHOCK!! Hunter hit the superkick!!  That may be the match!!   She covers!  1…2…

 

(Mr. Butler pulls the ref out of the ring.)

 

JW: And Mr. Butler pulls the referee out of the ring!

AG: That sneaky little…

 

(Fans cheer as Kisara Velaquez runs down to the ring with her trusty steel chair.  She has got rid of the sexy business suit from the past two weeks and gone back to normal clothes.)

 

NC: Oh yeah!  It’s Kisara Velaquez!!

AG: And the ref doesn’t see it at all.

JW: And Kisara is in the ring now, waiting for Vanderfeller to turn around…

NC: Look out!!

 

<THWACK!!!>

 

JW: SHE HIT JULIE!!! KISARA HIT JULIE WITH THE CHAIR!!

AG:  Vanderfeller got out of the way just in time!!

JW: Check Bouncer on Kisara!!  The ref’s back in as Vanderfeller covers Hunter…1…2…3!!!  Jennifer Vanderfeller’s in the finals!!

 

DING, DING, DING!!!

 

(Fans boo as “Just a Girl” starts up again.)

 

Ring Announcer:  HERE IS YOUR WINNER….JENNIFER VANDERFELLER!!!

 

(Jenny poses in the middle of the ring and does her evil bitch laugh.)

 

NC: Damn, I love that laugh!!

JW: And Jennifer Vanderfeller will go onto the pay-per-view to try to become PCW’s first women’s champion.

AG: And Julie has to be really disappointed. She was one of the favorites to win that belt.

NC: I bet she’s really mad at Kisara for interfering in the match that she had won!

 

(Jenny is still in the ring, doing that annoying bitch laugh, when Kisara hits her in the back with the steel chair.  The crowd cheers.)

 

JW: Whoa!!

AG: She didn’t miss this time!!

JW: What a chair shot!!

 

(Kisara helps up Julie and helps her out of the ring.  The sisters-in-law go backstage.)

 

AG:  I don’t think this thing between Julie and Jenny is over yet.

NC:  Far from it.

JW:  Well, next up, we have—hey!!

 

(Chris Lei, wearing street clothes, grabs Justin by his sportscoat.)

 

AG: Chris, come on now…

NC: Don’t knock over my drink!

 

Chris: (rather ticked) I… WANT… TANAKA!!!

JW: What?
Chris:  You heard me…that bastard hurt my friend!

JW: Well, it’s not my call.  You’d have to talk to the Greater Power about that.

Chris: Doesn’t matter.  I want Tanaka TONIGHT!!!

 

(Chris pushes Justin back into his seat and walks off.)

 

AG: Damn he’s pissed.

JW:  I’ve known that man for years.  I’ve never seen him that angry.  I know he has really close ties with Kerry Rush, so I understand his anger.  Tanaka put his best friend in the hospital.

NC: Is he even here tonight?

JW: I’m about to go check.  I’ll be right back.  Alyssa, call the next match for me.

AG: Me? Why me?

JW: Because Neil sucks at play-by-play.

NC: Hey!!

 

(Justin takes off his headset and heads backstage.)

 

AG: Well fans, looks like I’ll be doing play-by-play now since Justin has left the broadcast location.  Next up is singles action.  “DDT”, Diego David Tarquez will be taking on Trickster of the Sinister Monarchy.

 

(Sounds of maniacal laughter echo through the arena as Korn’s “Freak on a Leash” starts up.)

 

Ring Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!! INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM PORTLAND, MAINE… WEIGHING IN AT 255 POUNDS… TRICKSTER!!

 

(Trickster makes his way down to the ring, wearing his multi-colored singlet.)

 

AG: Here comes Trickster.  And when one member of the Sinister Monarchy is here, the rest are sure to follow.

NC: They’re a family, Alyssa.  They always stick together.

 

(“Living La Vida Loca” starts up to a mild face pop.)

 

NC: Gah! Not this song again!

AG: Aw, Neil, you know you like it!

NC: Oh shut up, Alyssa!

 

Ring Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT, FROM HAVANA, CUBA… WEIGHING IN AT 275 POUNDS… HERE IS DIEGO DAVID TARQUEZ!!!

 

(Diego makes his way down to the ring in a silk shirt and pants.  He stands in the middle of the ring and does a little dance, getting cheers from the crowd.)

 

NC: That man disgusts me.

AG: You’re just jealous because he can get women and you can’t!

NC: Not my fault chicks want a Latin Lover of their own!

AG: It’s not your fault either you’re a pervert too, right?

NC: My perversion has nothing to do with this!

 

(Diego takes off the shirt and tosses it to ringside.)

 

DING, DING, DING!!

 

AG: That’s the reason you can’t get women to like you!  You always have sex on your mind!

NC: That’s not true!!  Shut up and call the match!!

AG: Fine, fine…(clears her throat) Side headlock by Trickster…DDT pushes off…and nails Tricky with a shoulderblock as he comes back!

NC: Tricky?  You called him Tricky?

AG: Yeah, so?

NC: It makes him sound all cute!

AG: …Whatever, Neil.  There’s a bodyslam by DDT, back up now…

NC: Not that move!

AG: And he misses the Bon Bon Legdrop!

NC: Ha!

AG: Like I always said, showboating gets you nowhere…and Trickster now has the advantage…and a nice vertical suplex by Tricky…

NC: Stop calling him that!

AG: No.  Trickster picks him up again…and a German release suplex by the suplex master himself!!

 

(Trickster kneels in the ring and spreads his arms out, laughing maniacally.)

 

NC: Laugh it up, boy!  Laugh at him!  Laugh at everyone!!

AG: Trickster whips DDT into the ropes…going for a belly-to-belly…DDT by Tarquez!!

NC: Oh no! He’s in “DDT mode” now!

AG:  Tarquez only gets a two-count  after that maneuver…there’s a knee to the midsection by DDT…into the ropes…going for a swinging DDT…Trickster blocks…Northern Lights by Trickster…1…2…and DDT gets a shoulder up!  What a counter that was!

NC: I can’t stand these two guys.  They have no variety in their moves.  Diego David Tarquez only does DDT’s, while Trickster only does suplexes.

AG: Well, true, but they’re all different suplexes…like the butterfly suplex by Trickster…he holds on and does another one!  And he finishes with a double-arm DDT!!

NC: Wow!  I have never seen him wrestle this well!  He could have done a lot better against Freight Train if he was wrestling then like he is now.

AG: And just a few seconds ago, you were saying that Trickster sucks.

NC: What? Me say that Trickster sucks?  You must be hearing things, Alyssa.

AG: Oh quiet.

NC: But really, he could have won that tournament matchup against Freight Train…

 

(Trickster gets some stomps in on DDT.)

 

AG: Well, you have to consider that he may have had a different plan for that match since the Train is such a large man.

NC: But Trickster is a very talented individual!  He could have beaten that no-talent Train!

AG: And there’s a leg drop from the top rope by Trickster!  What a move!

 

(Trickster stands back up and laughs again.)

 

AG: Showboating again…

NC:  You da man, Trickster!!

AG: And DDT clobbers him from behind!  DDT nailing him with rights now…Trickster against the ropes…you’re up, Neil.

NC: BOOT TO THE HEAD!!

AG: Thank you, Neil. And Trickster falls onto the outside.  DDT now on the apron…and Trickster pulls him off!  Tricky now with a few knees on Tarquez…hooks him up…there’s the lift…and a front suplex right on the ring steps!

NC: Looks like DDT won’t be living the crazy life tonight!

AG: Gah, that was lame.  Trickster still dominating this match…he’s going up top again...DDT caught him as he went for the plancha! And he drops him face first on the safety rail!!

 

(DDT does his little dance and hits a leg drop on Trickster.)

 

AG: And there’s the Bon Bon Legdrop!  Second time’s a charm, I guess.

NC: That is a stupid name for a move!

AG: Would you rather have him call it the People’s Legdrop?

NC: No comment.

AG: Thought so.  Both men are back in the ring now…DDT sends Trickster for the ride…kicks to the midsection by Tarquez…and a jumping DDT!!  He covers…2…and Tricky kicks out again!  Trickster ducks under a clothesline…

 

(Trickster hooks an arm around DDT’s head and raises his other arm in the air, laughing maniacally and signaling for his finisher, the Trick Shot.)

 

NC: Oh yeah, here it comes!!

AG: This may be the Trick Shot…DDT wriggles his way out of it…flapjack—

NC: Gah!!

AG: Cuban Stinger by DDT!!! This may end it!! 1…2…3!!!

NC: At least you don’t scream the finisher like Justin does.

 

DING, DING, DING!!!

 

(Huge face pop as Livin’ La Vida Loca” starts up again.)

 

AG: Well, I’m not a screamer, Neil. (grins)

NC: Darn. I always like screamers…

 

Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…DIEGO DAVID TARQUEZ!!!

 

(Steel Eagle and Taurus rush into the ring.)

 

AG: You would like the—It’s the Monarchy!!  Taurus Stunner on DDT!!

NC: Got what he deserved!

AG:  Tarquez has some issues with the Monarchy, which started on our first show. Although Master won the match, DDT got some shots in on the minions!  And now the trio is beating on DDT…

 

(The boos turn into cheers as Los Tiburones rush into the ring and clean house.)

 

AG: Here comes Los Tiburones!!

NC: Why the hell are they helping DDT?!

 

(The Sinister Monarchy gets out of the ring and heads for backstage, exchanging words with the stable in the ring.  Hammerhead and Thresher stand on turnbuckles.  DDT gets up slowly.)

 

AG: Looks like Tarquez has some allies now!

NC: Yeah, and I bet they’re worse dancers than he is…

AG: Oh shut up.

*-*-*

(Backstage, Chris Lei is walking around.  He has changed into a martial arts outfit [sorta like the white one Wufei wears on Gundam Wing, if you’re an anime fan] and is carrying a kendo stick.)

 

Chris: Kenshiiiirooo… come out, come out, wherever you are…

 

NC: I guess kung fu boy hasn’t found Tanaka yet.

AG: And we still don’t know if Tanaka’s here in Dallas tonight.

NC: Didn’t Justin go to find that out?

AG: Yeah.  Guess he’s taking his time.

 

(Chris opens a few doors, still looking for the Silent Assassin.)

 

*-*-*

(Shift to the dressing room of Julie Hunter.  She’s sitting in a chair, holding a cold compress on her forehead.  Kisara is sitting in a chair across from her.)

 

Julie: Thanks a lot, Kisara.  Your chair shot costed me my chance at the women’s title!

Kisara: Look, I said I was sorry, sis!  I told you I was aiming for that bitch, Vanderfeller!

Julie: Well, you missed!

Kisara: I’m sorry, dammit—

 

(Suddenly, the door to the room opens and Chris Lei peeks in.)

 

Kisara: Do you mind, Chris?

 

(The door closes again.)

 

NC: Peeping Tom!

AG: Shut up, Neil.

 

Kisara: Anyway, I was doing it for your own good, Julie.

Julie: Why?  I had the match won!!

Kisara: I heard something about her that you might be interested to hear…

Julie: What are you talking about?

Kisara: Well…

 

(Kisara glares at the camera, then moves over to Julie and whispers something in her ear that is inaudible.  Julie’s eyes widen as Kisara continues to whisper.)

 

Julie: She WHAT?!  I’m gonna kill that witch!!!

 

(Julie quickly stands up and picks up her chair, tossing it against the wall.)

 

Kisara: And turn that camera off!!

 

*-*-*

(Back at the broadcast location.)

 

AG: Whoa!

NC:  What got her panties in a wad?

AG: I don’t know, but it must be something serious to cause that kind of reaction!

NC: Well, Julie called her a witch, so maybe she hates Wiccans?

AG: Neil…I’m not even gonna bother…

*-*-*

(Shift back to backstage where Chris Lee Johnson is leading The Beast and Da Big Guy to the ring.)

 

AG: And here comes one of the tag teams participating in our next match.  They will also be in a handicapped match at the pay-per-view versus Eddie “Extreme” Michels.

NC: That’s “Extreme” Eddie Michels, Alyssa.

AG: Whatever.  Let’s show how that match came to be…

PCW FEVER #1

 

(From the Michels-DBG match…)

JW:  And it looks like he’s putting it against the guardrail.  What’s he doing?

NC: Looks like DBG is gonna be in some extreme pain in a moment!

JW: Michels has DBG back up…looks like he’s going for a ride…DBG reverses it…

 

(Michels is whipped towards the table after the reversal by DBG.  As soon as he turns away from the table, Chris Lee Johnson’s other wrestler, The Beast spears him into the table!!)

 

JW:  OH MY GOD!!!!

NC: When did the Beast get out here?!

AG: I don’t know but he just destroyed Eddie Michels’ plans!

JW: The Beast just speared The King of Extreme through that table!  And he looks like he’s out of it!!

*-*-*

PCW FEVER #2—[Beast-Cedric Fuller match]

 

(Fans stand up and cheer as “Extreme” Eddie Michels walks down the aisle, carrying his steel chair.)

 

AG: Looks like business is about to pick up!

JW: Michels is here at ringside and Johnson just noticed it!

NC: And Da Big Guy is still trapped in that room!

 

[Seconds later…]

 

(Da Big Guy runs down the elevated aisle.  Michels stands up, chair in hand, to confront him, but a running lariat lays him out!)

 

AG: And he just took out Michels!

 

[A few more seconds later…]

 

JW: …The Beast is back up now…and Michels is struggling to get up on the outside after almost being blindsided!  Fuller whips him into the ropes…there’s a reversal…and another…

 

<THWACK!!!>

 

(Da Big Guy winds up to nail Eddie Michels with the chair, but accidentally hits The Beast as he comes towards the ropes!)

 

JW: HE ACCIDENTALLY NAILED THE BEAST WITH THE CHAIR!! MY GOD!!

NC: What a screw-up by Da Big Guy!!

JW: SPIN DRIVER!! FULLER WITH THE SYCHOTIC SPIN DRIVER!!! [Spinning tombstone piledriver, aka That’s Incredible] He covers…the ref’s back in…1… 2…3!!! It’s over!!!

*-*-*

PCW FEVER #3

 

(Chris Lee Johnson’s interview.)

 

CL Johnson:  …You have caused so much crap for my boys and me over the past two weeks!  You put both of my men out of a tournament that they BOTH had a chance of winning!!  And how do you do it?  You interfere in their matches.  Your fault, Eddie… All your f<bleep>in’ fault!  And at the pay-per-view, you’re gonna get yours!

(Shift back to the arena as Prodigy’s “Fuel My Fire” starts up.)

 

AG: Well, we’re ready for tag team action here now.  And Justin’s still gone so I’ll continue doing play-by-play!

NC: Yippee…

 

Ring Announcer:  THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!  INTRODUCING FIRST… BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY CHRIS LEE JOHNSON… AT A TOTAL COMBINED WEIGHT OF 865 POUNDS… HERE IS THE TEAM OF THE BEAST AND DA BIG GUY!!!

 

(Chris Lee Johnson walks out first, still carrying his cane.  He stops near the entrance and points to it with his cane as his two charges, The Beast and Da Big Guy walk out.  The trio makes their way to the ring.)

 

AG:  Here comes probably the biggest tag team in PCW, this duo of  The Beast and Da Big Guy.

NC: 865 pounds combined?!  That means that Da Big Guy alone weights more than their opponents!!

AG: Neil, most of the tag teams in PCW combined weigh less than DBG.

NC: That’s true…

 

(Chris Lee Johnson and his two wrestlers stand in the ring.  Johnson grabs a mic.)


CL Johnson: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages!!

 

NC: Oh god, not this.  That got old in that promotion up north…

AG: Neil!

 

CL Johnson: Chris Lee Johnson Enterprises proudly presents to you tonight the two most dangerous men in Premiere Championship Wrestling…and the two men, who in eight days’ time, will go to Denver, Colorado, and beat the living sh<bleep> out of one so-called “King of Extreme”…

 

(Face pop at the mention of Eddie Michels’ nickname.)

 

CL Johnson: You people may look at these two and say that they’re fat or that they’re ugly…or that they’re freaks of nature. Well, that they are, but they sure as hell are a lot bigger and badder than any of you cowboys here in Dallas, Texas!

 

(The crowd begins to boo.)

 

NC: Yeah and their football team sucks too. You know you want to say it!

 

CL Johnson:  You people know it’s true! You just don’t want to admit it! Now tonight, you will get to see a demonstration of what’s gonna happen to Michels next Saturday as these two Freaks of Nature take out the Forces of Nature—

 

(X-Japan’s “Dahlia” starts up, cutting Chris Lee Johnson off. He is obviously pissed.)

 

CL Johnson: No, no, no!! You NEVER cut me off like that! I was not finished yet!!

 

(The Forces of Nature run into the ring and attack the Freaks of Nature.  Johnson scampers out of the ring.)

 

DING, DING, DING!!

 

AG: And here we go!!

NC: Freaks of Nature vs. Forces of Nature. Gah, their acronyms are even the same.  Someone’s been slacking off in the Creativity Department!

AG: Well Neil, what would you call Johnson’s team?

NC: I dunno. The Genetic Freaks?

AG: We can’t. We’d be sued.

NC: CLJ’s Circus?  Nah, that sounds dumb…

AG: While Johnson thinks of a name, let’s focus on the action in the ring.  All four men are still brawling away at each other and the ref’s trying his hardest to get some order in this match!

NC: Which is hard to do since the ref only weighs 160 tops…

AG: And a huge bodyslam by DBG on Typhoon!!

NC: Earthquake!!! And I don’t mean John Tenta!!

AG: Oh, shut up, Neil.  The Beast and Hurricane go on to the outside now and are still brawling away, leaving Da Big Guy and Typhoon in the ring…Typhoon going after DBG with several left hands, but they are having little effect!

NC: Hit him in the stomach hard enough and he can cause seasickness to anyone that looks.

AG: Gah! Neil!

NC: What?

AG: Nevermind.  DBG whipped into the ropes…Typhoon going for a power—and he can’t pick him up!

NC: That idiot!  He should know that he can’t pick up Boulder like that!

AG: His name is Da Big Guy, Neil.

NC:  No, he’s the Fatass Formerly Known as Boulder!

AG: Neil, please chill with the jokes on DBG. Speaking of him, he just powerbombed Typhoon! DBG into the ropes now…

NC: Gah! Look out!

AG:  And a huge splash on Typhoon!!  DBG covering…1…2…and Typhoon kicks out!! Wow!

NC: How in the world did he kick out of all of that?!

 

(On the outside, Hurricane whips The Beast into a safety rail.)

 

AG: And The Beast just got thrown into that safety railing! He comes back and takes down Hurricane with a clothesline!!

 

(CL Johnson pulls up some of the padding that is around the ring, exposing the concrete.  He begins to yell at The Beast.)

 

CL Johnson: Drop him, Beast! Drop him like a bad habit!!

 

NC: Uh oh…things are about to get Extreme, and Michels isn’t even here!

AG: Beast lifting up Hurricane for a piledriver…and he gets dropped on that concrete!! Ouch!!

NC: That may make Hurricane a tropical depression now.

AG: Ha ha, Neil.

NC: See? I did learn something from The Weather Channel!

AG: Back in the ring, Typhoon is trying his hardest to beat on DBG, trying to take him down…he nails a dropkick, but DBG stays up, but is staggering!  Typhoon into the ropes now…DBG moves out of the way…

 

(DBG sidesteps and pushes Typhoon forward, adding more momentum as The Beast spears into Typhoon with authority.)

 

AG: My goodness!! What a spear by the Beast!!  That may have put Typhoon out for good!!

NC: That may have killed him!

AG: And DBG’s sitdown on Typhoon really isn’t necessary as the ref makes the three-count.

 

DING, DING, DING!!

 

(“Fuel My Fire” starts up again as the fans boo loudly.)

 

Ring Announcer: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS, DA BIG GUY AND THE BEAST!!!

 

(The Beast drags Hurricane into the ring and places him over his shoulder. Johnson pushes a table into the ring.)

 

AG: Looks like they’re not done yet!

NC: They really want to send a message to Eddie Michels!!

AG: And Da Big Guy’s setting that table against one of the turnbuckles…he’s not gonna…

NC: He is!!

 

(The Beast runs full-speed into the table, ramming Hurricane through it!)

 

AG: Good God!!

NC: Hurricane just got Rhinoed!!

 

(CL Johnson, more than happy about the previous event, climbs into the ring with a mic. “Fuel My Fire” stops playing.)

 

CL Johnson:  Eddie Michels, I’m sure you watching this.  You see that pile of wood with that battered, broken, poor excuse for a wrestler buried under it?  That’s just an example of what my two boys are going to do to you at the pay-per-view!!

 

(Johnson drops the mic and leaves the ring, followed by The Beast and DBG.)

 

AG: I guess it’s safe to say that Johnson has his men ready for the pay-per-view.  The question is if Michels is ready or not.

NC: He better be ready…him and his steel chair!

 

(Justin returns to the broadcast table.)

 

AG: Welcome back, Justin.

JW: Thanks.

AG: How it went?

JW: No go.  The greater power hasn’t seen Tanaka since last Fever.  I don’t think anyone else has either.

*-*-*

(Shift backstage to Chris Lei, who is still walking around, looking for Kenshiro Tanaka.)

 

AG: And he’s still looking for Tanaka!

JW: I wonder if he knows he’s not here.

 

(Suddenly, Chris is hit from behind by a familiar foreign object.)

 

JW: What the—

AG: That wasn’t what I thought it was…

 

(Kenshiro Tanaka appears on the screen and drags Chris into a room.  Various sounds of fighting are heard.)

 

JW: Dammit! He is here!!  He wasn’t supposed to be here either!!

NC: Neither was Chris, Justin.

JW: Oh yeah. Fans, we’ll keep track of this development…

*-*-*

(“As Heaven is Wide” by Garbage starts up, receiving a mild heel pop. The lights above the entrance and the ring flash to the music.)

 

JW: Looks like it’s time for our next match which is the second semifinal match in the Women’s Tournament, which features, Dominique Natrix, who is about to come out now, and Leah Storm.  These two women are also not on good terms with one another either.

 

[Cut to footage from last Fever when Leah Storm attacks Natrix after she won her match, and puts her in the Storm Sleeper.]

 

AG: To be honest, there are no strong alliances in the women’s division. Even Julie and Kisara are not seeing eye to eye now after what happened earlier.

 

(Dominique Natrix saunters down to the ring wearing the tight black leather bodysuit.)

 

NC: Oooh…

AG: No drooling please, Neil.

 

Ring Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SEMIFINAL MATCH IN THE PCW WOMEN’S TOURNAMENT AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!  INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA… HERE IS DOMINIQUE NATRIX!!!

 

(Natrix swings her whip around as she stands in the ring.)

 

NC: Can I call her queen?

JW: Do whatever you want, Neil…

 

(AC/DC’s “Back in Black” starts up. The lights in the arena and around the entrance turn gold.)

 

Ring Announcer: AND HER OPPONENT… FROM TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA… LEAH STORM!!

 

(Leah makes her way to the ring, wearing a black top and black pants with her last name written in gold letters on the sides.)

 

NC: The announcer got it all wrong! Leah’s from Toronto… (LONG pause) Ontario, Canada.

JW: (laughs a little)

 

(Natrix grabs the mic from the ring announcer.)

 

Natrix: Whoa! Hold it right there, Lady Canuck!!  I have a little proposition for you!

 

AG: That sounds so wrong on so many levels…

NC: She’s gonna proposition Leah! Whoo hoo!!

 

Natrix: From that little assault on last Fever, I take it that you like using submission moves, which is something that I specialize in.  I love to cause so much pain to people that they scream in agony until they are forced to call me queen!!  But, I digress.  What I want is to make this match… a submission match! 

 

JW: Whoa! A submission match here tonight?!

AG: That’s like something you’d do on a pay-per-view.

NC: Yeah, and not on some crappy weekly show like this one!

JW: Neil!!

 

Natrix:  No pinfalls, no countouts, no DQ’s!  The only way to win the match is to make you opponent submit!  What do you think about that, Leah-dearie?  Are you woman enough to try me?

 

(Leah stands in the aisle and thinks for a moment, then nods her head.)

 

Natrix:  You just threw away your chances at winning, hun, because I’m gonna make you CALL ME—

 

(Storm runs into the ring and takes down Natrix and delivers several right hands.)

 

NC: Whoa!! Here we go!!

 

DING, DING, DING!!

 

JW: Well, I guess we have a submission match here now on Fever between these two lovely women!  And Storm is still whaling away at Natrix!

NC: Second women’s match in a row that we started with a catfight…not that that’s a bad thing.

AG: Natrix finally gets Storm off of her.  And Storm seems to be deviating from her organized wrestling technique that she normally uses.  And the amateur background that she has.

JW: Storm with a rolling cradle…but the ref doesn’t make the count!

NC: Stupid girl! This is a submission match!

AG: Pinning combinations are a good part of her style, and this match just took that out of play.  So Leah has to go to her list of submission techniques.

JW: Natrix  grabs hold of Storm’s hair and tosses her back down to the mat!  And the ref warns her about the hair pulling.

NC: She can’t be disqualified since this is a submission match!

JW:  Well, that’s right, but he’s still warning her…Natrix whips Storm into the ropes now…ducks under a clothesline…and Natrix is hit by a flying forearm from Storm!  And she then drops the elbow on her!  Storm now working on Natrix’s leg with a series of kicks on that left leg of hers.

AG: Looks like she wants to soften her up for one of her submission holds.

JW: I guess Leah Storm is now in her submission game plan, as you can see.  Storm going for a figure-four…and Natrix pushes her off!  Storm bounces off the ropes…stopped by a knee from Natrix…and a Russian legsweep by the S & M queen!!

 

(Natrix saunters around the ring.)

 

NC: Oh yeah!

JW: Storm slowly getting back up…Natrix whips her into the ropes…going for a bodyslam, but Storm breaks free…ducks under a lariat…

 

<SMACK!!>

 

JW: Yii…

NC: Leah just got bitch-slapped!!

JW: I think everyone in the whole arena heard that one!!

AG: Everyone in Dallas probably heard that one!

JW: And a swinging neckbreaker by Natrix takes Leah down! Natrix grabbing an arm and stomps on it!

AG: Her “Call Me Queen” submission hold works on the upper body, so this is a sound strategy.

JW: And now Dominique Natrix hooks on a Fujiwara armbar on Storm!  Leah’s trying to move her way to a ring rope…and Natrix breaks the hold.

AG: Natrix seems to be dominating this match now…

NC: And she’s looking good doing it!

JW:  Ipponzei takedown by Natrix…and she hooks on a cross armbreaker!  Can Storm hold on? A shot at the PCW women’s title is at stake here tonight.

NC: It would probably be a different story if Leah Storm didn’t agree to the submission match like an idiot!

AG: But Storm is a submission woman as well.

NC: Did you just say that she’s submissive?

AG: I did not say that!

JW: And Leah Storm got a hold of the ropes!! And Natrix doesn’t believe it!

AG: At least she was in the hold long enough to do damage to those arms.  That may put Leah at a disadvantage.

JW:  And Storm just took down Natrix with a clothesline!  What impact!  Natrix is back up…and is superkicked back down!!

AG: Looks like she wasn’t fazed much buy those hold Natrix used!

JW:  And Storm hooks her in a sharpshooter!

NC: It’s a scorpion deathlock!

AG: She calls it Stormy Waters, actually…

JW: And Natrix is trying everything to reach the ropes to break the hold.  Leah has perfect ring placement for this move!!

NC: Looks like Domi Natrix will be calling someone queen!

JW: Natrix is slowly inching her way to the ropes to break the hold…and she does!! But Leah’s not letting go!! She’s pulling Natrix away from the ropes again!!  And now she’s forced to let go!  And Leah’s having some words with the referee.  Natrix from behind…DOMINATION!!!

AG: That may be it for Storm!

JW: And the shot at the Women’s belt may be just one submission hold away!!  And Natrix hooks on Call Me Queen!! And Storm’s struggling!!

AG: Leah’s refusing to tap out! Too much is at stake here to give up so easily!

JW: Storm may be out of it!  I think she’s passed out!

NC: But if she’s unconscious, Domi can’t hear Leah call her queen!

JW: And the ref’s calling for the bell!!  Storm has passed out!!  Natrix is going to the finals!!

 

DING, DING, DING!!

 

(“As Heaven is Wide” starts up again.)

 

Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…DOMINIQUE NATRIX!!

 

(Natrix lets go of the hold and drops Leah onto the mat.)

 

JW: What an amazing match that was!

AG: Yes it was.  That was better than most men’s matches!

JW: But what a way for Leah to lose the match…she never gave up and—

 

(Jennifer Vanderfeller runs into the ring and grabs Natrix in a rear chancre.)

 

JW: It’s Vanderfeller again!!  Check Bouncer on Natrix!!!

AG: That sneaky bitch!!

JW: Those two will be facing off at the pay-per-view next Saturday!!  What a match that will be!

*-*-*

(Backstage, Kenshiro Tanaka is walking around, that kendo stick still in his hand.)

 

JW: I’ve had enough of this guy. Hasn’t he done enough?

NC: Nope.

AG: But really, can he top what he has done to Kerry Rush these past few weeks?

JW: Let’s take a look at some clip of what this man…this Silent Assassin… has done over the past three weeks in PCW.

PCW FEVER #1

 

[Pre-match interview…]

MW: Kenshiro, do you have any comments about your match with Chris Lei coming up, which is part of the PCW Cruiserweight title tournament?

Kenshiro: …

MW: Mr. Tanaka?

Kenshiro: …

 

(Kenshiro swings his kendo stick at Monty, stopping it just inches from his face.  Monty cowers, covering his face.  Kenshiro then grins slightly and walks away.)

 

[Tanaka-Chris Lei match…the end]

 

AG: He missed the Silencer! (Kenshiro’s superkick finisher)

JW: Chris Lei from behind with a reverse facelock!  This may be a reverse DDT…

 

(Kenshiro bend his legs and springs up into the air, landing on his feet behind Lei with reverse facelock on him.)

 

NC: What was that?!

AG: He countered the move with one of his own!

NC: How in the hell did he do that?!

JW: Tanaka locks in a dragon sleeper!! He sits down with it!  This may be all for Chris Lei!

NC: He ain’t getting out of that!  Perfect placement in the middle of the ring by Tanaka makes it impossible for Chris to reach the ropes!

JW: Lei trying to hold out for as long as he can… the ref’s checking on him…he’s tapping out!! Chris Lei has tapped out!

*-*-*

[After the Kerry Rush-MHC match…]

 

(Kenshiro Tanaka walks into the ring, kendo stick in hand.)

 

AG: What’s Tanaka doing here?!

NC: Maybe he wants Melissa too.  I mean she is a hottie.

AG: Shut up, Neil.

JW:  Tanaka sneaking behind the Rushes…

 

(Kenshiro grabs Kerry’s shoulder, prompting Kerry to turn around.  As he does, Tanaka nails him over the head with the kendo stick.  Melissa tries to get away, but Tanaka nails Melissa as well!  The crowd begins to boo.)

 

JW: HE HIT BOTH KERRY AND MELISSA WITH THAT KENDO STICK!!! THAT FIEND!!!

NC: Damn, I like this kid!!

AG: But he hit Melissa too!

NC: So what?! He hit that pretty boy Kerry!!

JW: And he’s still attacking them!!

 

(Tanaka continues his assault by hitting Melissa once more on her leg…HARD, then repeatedly hitting Kerry with the kendo stick.)

 

JW: Why the hell is Kenshiro Tanaka assaulting that couple?!

PCW FEVER #2

 

[Kerry Rush Interview…]

 

Kerry: …She was just an innocent bystander, Tanaka!  You had no reason to hurt her!  Look at her!  She’s gonna be in a cast for the next month because of what you did!  I know you may not care about her safety, but I do.  And I know you’re in this building tonight, Kenshiro Tanaka, so look out, because you’re gonna get rushed!

 

[Some time later…]

 

(Scene shifts to an open dressing room.  All that is seen is what can be seen from the doorway.  The room seems to have been trashed.)

 

JW: Oh my god…what happened?

 

(Suddenly, Kenshiro Tanaka walks out of the room and slams the door behind him.)

 

AG: Not him again…

NC: Da man!!

JW: This does not look good…

 

(He glares coldly at the camera and then walks away.  The camera pans back over to the door showing the placard of the door to read “Dressing Room of Kerry and Melissa Rush.”)

 

JW: Oh no! That was the Rushes’ dressing room!! …That cold, deviant assassin, Kenshiro Tanaka, has struck again, it seems!

*-*-*

[Even later on…]

 

(Kerry kneels down as he has found something...)

 

AG: That looks like Tanaka’s kendo stick!!

NC: Keep it Kerry!  Use it as a weapon!

JW: It might be a clue or something…

NC: Dammit, Justin, this is pro wrestling, not a mystery!

 

(Suddenly, Kenshiro Tanaka runs in and hits Kerry in the back with some kind of sword. He is knocked down.)

 

JW: It’s Tanaka!! He has struck again!

NC: That’s a sword he hit him with! He could have killed him!!

AG: It’s a sakabatou!

NC: A what?!

 

(Tanaka hits Kerry again on the back, HARD, with the sakabatou.)

*-*-*

[End of the show…]

 

(Backstage in the Rush dressing room, Kerry is laying on top a pile of something, still out of it.)

 

NC: Oh look! Kerry made it back to his room and is resting! Everything’s okay!

JW: Oh stop it, Neil! We all saw what happened!

 

(Something begins to move under Kerry.  After a few seconds of moving around, we see Melissa Rush come to under her husband.)

 

Melissa: Guh…(looks up to see her husband)…Kerry? Kerry?!

 

(She crawls out from under Kerry [which is kinda difficult considering he’s twice her weight.] and tries to wake him.)

 

Melissa: Kerry?! Wake up!

 

(Suddenly, someone off-screen begins to laugh maniacally.  Melissa turns from Kerry and looks at the door with a glare.)

PCW FEVER #3

 

[Kerry’s time…]

Kerry: …This guy has never wrestled on American soil before PCW… and in two weeks, he has managed to choke out my friend, Chris Lei.  He has assaulted me after my match.  He broke my lovely Melissa’s ankle with a kendo stick.  He destroyed my locker room and attacked Melissa again. He beat me senseless with a reverse blade.  What the hell else can he do to me? Throw me off the top of the PCW logo over there (points towards the side of the ring entrance, where the PCW logo stands)?

 

…Here’s the deal, Tanaka.  You and me, in this very arena, Extreme Rules match!  No holds barred! Anything goes!

 

[Moments later…]

 

Prince Master: …you dare to risk further injury at the hands of the Silent Assassin, thus putting you at even more a disadvantage in the World Title Tournament?  Because, as we all know, you, Kerry-kins, are one of the best heavyweights Premiere Championship Wrestling has to offer, aside from me.  You want to injure yourself even more after being assaulted not once, but TWICE, by Kenshiro Tanaka, just to defend the honour of the lovely Melissa?  Are you willing to take that risk, Rushmore?

 

[A few more moments…]

(…Kenshiro Tanaka nails Kerry from behind with his kendo stick!!)

 

JW: TANAKA FROM BEHIND!!

AG: He came out of nowhere!!

*-*-*

[Various clips of the Tanaka-Rush Extreme Rules Match are shown, then the end of the show…]

 

NC: Looks like Rush has just dug himself in a deeper hole that he can’t get out of!

JW:  Rush going for a clothesline, Tanaka ducks out of the way…

 

--

Voiceover of Kerry from earlier in the show:  What the hell else can he do to me? Throw me off the top of the PCW logo over there?

--

 

(As Kerry turns around, Tanaka superkicks him, which sends Rush over the edge, falling off the P and crashing into a set of tables 20-25 feet below!!!!   The crowd goes insane! Melissa is shouting like crazy after seeing that.)

 

JW: OH MY GOD!!!!!!! THAT’S A 20-FOOT FALL KERRY JUST MADE!!!!

NC: He’s really silenced now, guys!!!

AG: He really needs medical attention now!!

(Cut back to the arena and the broadcast table.)

 

JW: And after that seemingly tragic moment, we haven’t heard a word from either Kerry or Melissa Rush.

AG: And we still haven’t heard a peep from Tanaka!  Why is he working for Prince Master?

JW: We’ll see Tanaka in action at the pay-per-view as he tries to become PCW’s cruiserweight champion, facing Pyrotechnico in the finals of the tournament.  We seem to be ready for our final match of the night now, which involves to the two semifinalists that did not win their matches on last Fever vying for the chance to get first crack at the tag champions on next Fever after the pay-per-view.  The Angels of Destruction faces off against the Mad Boyz! Let’s go to the ring.

 

Over the PA: WHERE MAH DAWGZ AT???!!!!

 

(DMX’s “Get at me Dog” starts up, receiving a mild face pop.)

 

Ring Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL…INTRODUCING FIRST… AT A TOTAL COMBINED WEIGHT OF 520 POUNDS, THE TEAM OF “MAD DOG” RICKY MCGWIRE AND “BAD BOY” JERIMIAH EDWARDS… THE MAD BOYZ!!

 

(McGwire and Edwards make their way to the ring.  Both are wearing army pants and tank tops with their team name on it.  McGwire has his hair braided, while Edwards wears a baseball cap and sunglasses.)

 

AG: I guess the name is kinda accurate.  Those two are mad.  Especially after the way they were eliminated from the tournament on last Fever.

JW: Yeah, it was pretty much due to the errant interference of Kisara Velaquez that made the Mad Boyz lose the match.

 

[Cut to clips of the Mad Boyz loss to the OnnaTarashi on last Fever.]

 

NC:  She may be a lovely, wonderful woman, but she did the wrong thing in causing those icky girly boys, the OnnaTarashi to advance to the finals of the tag tournament!

AG: And we still don’t know what she has planned for Akira Vela—I mean Tamahori.

JW:  I guess we’ll have to wait until next Saturday night to find that out.

 

(The Angel Attack music from “Neon Genesis Evangelion” starts up; eliciting boos from the fans.)

 

Ring Announcer: AND THEIR OPPONENTS, BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY TABRIS… FROM PARTS UNKNOWN, AT A TOTAL COMBINED WEIGHT OF 530 POUNDS… HERE ARE SACHIEL AND BARDIEL… THE ANGELS OF DESTRUCTION!!

 

(The AoD make their way down the aisle.  Sachiel, the smaller of the two, wears a mask and tight pants.  Bardiel, the larger member, wears black full-legged singlet.  Tabris leads the way.)

 

JW: And here’s another team that met the same fate as the Mad Boyz, losing their semifinal match due to interference from Kisara Velaquez.

 

[Clips from last Fever are shown of the Angels’ loss to the New Breed.]

 

NC: She conveniently distracted both Tabris and the referee long enough to allow the Breed to get an advantage and win.  She’s bad luck to this tag division, you know…

 

DING, DING, DING!!

 

JW: And we’re ready to start this #1 contenders match and our final match of the night here on Fever!  Looks like it will be Sachiel and the Mad Dog starting off for their teams.  Lockup in the middle of the ring and McGwire pushes Sachiel down immediately!

AG: At 250 pounds, Ricky McGwire has the advantage here in this matchup in terms of size.

NC: Damn shame he has no talent whatsoever.

AG: Neil!

NC: Seriously! He was in the Blue Brigade, for Pete’s sake! 

JW: Let’s not bring that back up again.

NC: Look, all I’m saying is that all the only thing the Mad Boyz are going to be remembered as is former Blue Brigade members! Nothing else!  At least Julie can brag that she is Tamahori’s husband!  Then again, that’s not much to brag about, considering what he has become.

JW: Thank you for enlightening us, Neil.

NC: You’re welcome! (grins)

JW: Anyway, McGwire drops Sachiel with a bodyslam and makes a tag to bring in his partner, the “Bad Boy”, Jeremiah Edwards.  And Edwards hits Sachiel with a strong right hand!  McGwire sends the Angel for the ride…knee to the midsection by McGwire, followed by an axe kick by Edwards! Great double-team tactics by the Mad Boyz early on.

AG: The Mad Boyz are probably best in this division when it comes to teamwork.  They’ve been friends for so long that they know each other like the back of their hands.

JW: There’s Sachiel with a forearm smash on Edwards…whip into the ropes…reversal…

 

(Bardiel tags himself in by hitting Sachiel’s back as he comes into the ropes.)

 

JW: Edwards with a leap frog…and Bardiel turns him around and drops him in the Heaven’s Message!!  This could be over already!! Bardiel makes the cover…2…and the Mad Dog makes the save!

AG: That was a close one!

JW: And the referee is trying to get McGwire back to his corner…and the Angels are taking advantage of the situation by double-teaming on Edwards!  And Tabris is loving it.

AG: What a vicious kick by Sachiel!

JW: And Bardiel takes him down with a backbreaker…there’s another cover…1…2…and Edwards kicks out!  Edwards seems to still be out of the match after being surprised by Bardiel and the Heaven’s Message.

NC: Oh, he got the message, alright.  The message was that the Angels are gonna beat the living crap out of him!

JW: Bardiel working Edwards into a corner…and he hits him with strong shoulder thrust!  And now a knee to the midsection by Bardiel…Bardiel lifting up Edwards now and drops him behind his back! What power by Bardiel!

AG: Bardiel’s completely dominating this match now!

JW: Sachiel is tagged in now as Bardiel lifts up the Bad Boy again and drops him a side suplex…Sachiel from up top and nails him with a legdrop!  He covers…1…2…and McGwire makes the save again!  There’s a waistlock by Sachiel...and Edwards elbows his way out of the hold…Sachiel on the ropes and he is clotheslined to the outside!  And Edwards follows him to the outside…

NC: What would happen if there is a double countout?

JW: Well, I guess then there would be no #1 contender, unfortunately.  But I doubt the referee would be that strict on the count tonight.  And Sachiel gets thrown right into ringsteps!  He has him again…pumphandle slam right on the ringsteps!! My goodness!!

AG: That had to hurt! Look out!!

JW: Bardiel clobbers Edwards from behind!!  The big Angel gets Edwards from behind!

 

(Meanwhile, McGwire pulls Sachiel into the ring.)

 

JW: Sachiel being pulled back into the ring…and a low blow by Edwards on Bardiel!

NC: Angels actually have those?

JW: Oh shut up, Neil.  McGwire has Sachiel…springs off the turnbuckle…MAD BULLDOG!! [spinning bulldog, usually off the top rope or using the turnbuckle for leverage; like Spike Dudley’s Acid Drop]  He hit the bulldog!! That may be all!!

NC: Who the hell is the legal man?

JW: I don’t know, but McGwire’s making a cover…the Boyz are about to become number 1 conten—NO!! Sachiel kicked out just in time!!

AG: Wow! That was almost over!

NC: How in the world did he kick out of that! He had just been slammed on some ring steps and bulldogged! And he still kicked out!!

 

(McGwire signals to the crowd for his finisher, receiving a face pop.)

 

JW: And it looks like they’re gonna try to end it again.  Edwards is into the ring now…McGwire whipping Sachiel into the ropes…here comes Edwards…right into the arms of Bardiel!! And a DDT by Sachiel on McGwire!!

AG: The Ruff Ride got stopped right in its tracks.

JW: HEAVEN’S MESSAGE!!! Bardiel got Edwards for the second time tonight with that move!!  And he has to be out now!!

 

(Sachiel makes a slashing motion across his neck with his thumb, signaling for the end.)

 

NC: Looks like they’re not through yet!

JW: This may be the Third Impact…it is!! Sachiel with a cover…and this one is over!!!

 

DING, DING, DING!!

 

(The Angel Attack music from “Evangelion” starts up again, receiving a heel pop.)

 

Ring Announcer: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS…THE ANGELS OF DESTRUCTION!!!

 

JW: And the Angels are now the #1 contenders and will face the winner of the New Breed-OnnaTarshi title match at the pay-per-view!!

NC: Looks like whoever wins the belt first may not hold them for long!

JW: Well fans, that’s all we have here for you from the Reunion Arena and that’s all for this installment of Fever!  For Alyssa Graham and Neil Coles, I’m Justin Walker and we’ll see you in Denver for our pay-per-view.  We’re gonna leave you tonight with some comments made by some of the wrestlers regarding the pay-per-view!

JENNIFER VANDERFELLER

 

(Scene is a locker room.  Jennifer Vanderfeller, PCW’s official spoiled brat, is sitting in a rather lavish-looking chair, wearing her dress.  Mr. Butler walks over to Jenny and hands her a mug.)

 

Jenny: So, it looks like Dominique Natrix will be my opponent at the pay-per-view, huh?  Guh, what a freaky woman she is.  No class at all whatsoever.  Too bad that S & M freak will have done all of this work during the women’s tournament for nothing though, because she will not beat me.

 

Why?  Because no one is better than Jennifer Vanderfeller! Not Sakura Kazeno, not that whore, Julie Hunter, not her sister, Kisara…NO ONE!!  They all tried to get me…and they all got bounced like a bad check!

 

(Jenny sips at the mug once and then hands it back to Mr. Butler.)

 

And with the PCW Women’s Title on the line, Miss Natrix won’t stand a chance against me.  I always get what I want, and what I want is that belt!  And you, Dominique, or anyone else will stop me! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOO!!!!

 

(Jenny’s annoying as hell laugh continues as the scene fades out.)

DOMINIQUE NATRIX

 

(Scene is backstage, just after her match with Leah Storm.  Natrix is standing in front of the PCW backdrop. She twirls one end of her whip around in her hand.

 

Natrix: Tsk, tsk, Jenny.    You made a big mistake in attacking me from behind after I beat Leah Storm earlier.  Now you will pay for it come the pay-per-view. Unfortunately, I didn’t get Leah to say it during my match, but Jenny, you can be sure that I will make you CALL ME QUEEN!! And then everoyne will call me the PCW women’s champion!!

SEITOU YOUSAI

 

(Scene is Seitou’s dressing room.  “The Natural” Seitou Yousai is sitting on a couch.  Laura and Mindy are sitting on opposite sides of him. Setsuna stands behind the couch.)

 

Seitou: Well, Kerry, I’m sorry to hear about what happened to you on last Fever.  I hope you get well soon so we can have our match at the pay-per-view.  As much as I want to win the belt, it wouldn’t be right unless I defeated one of the best in the business first.

 

Laura: Seitou may have all of the respect in the world for you, but that still doesn’t mean it will be an easy match for you, Kerry Rush.  Seitou’s ready for you. Seitou’s ready for everybody!

 

Mindy: And like, Seitou’s gonna kick your butt at the pay-per-view, and he’s gonna win the PCW World Title, ‘cuz to Seitou and the Magnificent Trio…

 

Seitou: …Winning is only natural!

 

(Laura pushes up her glasses. Setsuna cracks her knuckles. Mindy does a peace sign at the camera and smiles. V^_^)

FREIGHT TRAIN

 

(Freight Train is standing around in the locker room.)

 

Train: The Train is a long ways away from being stopped in PCW.  There is no way that some egotistical bastard like Prince Master is gonna stop me.  We all saw what happened when he tried the first time…

 

[Cut to clips from the second Fever when he took out all of the Monarchy members and power bombed Master through a table.]

 

Train: I already put you through one table, Princey-boy, and I’d do it again if I get the chance.  So bring everything you got to the pay-per-view. Bring yourself. Bring your lackeys. Bring your pansy-ass Squire. Even bring that mute hired goon of yours!  I will run them all over!  Master, consider yourself derailed at the pay-per-view!

KENSHIRO TANAKA

 

(Tanaka is standing on top of the PCW logo. His black hair blows through the breeze. He holds his kendo stick in his hands.)

 

Tanaka: ………………

“EXTREME” EDDIE MICHELS

 

(Scene is outside Michels’ house in Miami, Florida.  Eddie is sitting on his porch on his steel chair of Extreme.)

 

Eddie: Chris Lee Johnson, you think sending both of your freaks after me is gonna intimidate me? Psh, nice try.  But I’m still coming to Denver next Saturday.  And I’m gonna beat down all three of you!

 

You see, you made a big, big, HUGE mistake in challenging me, the Extreme one, to an Extreme Rules match.  That alone, Chris, gives me the right to destroy you and your freak show!!

 

(Michels stands up and folds up the chair he was sitting on, showing what is painted on it.  The chair reads “Reserved for CLJ” on the seat.)

 

Eddie: So come on to the pay-per-view. I’ll be ready.  And Chris Lee Johnson…(points to the steel chair) I’ll have a chair waiting for you!

THE NEW BREED

 

(The Kid and Triple X are walking around backstage.  The camera is in front of them.)

 

The Kid: Tama, Tama, Tamahori…what has become of you?  You used to be one of the greats.  You used to be one of the greatest cruiserweights to ever wrestle in the independent ranks. You used to be someone I wanted to model myself after!  Now look at what you have become!

 

Triple X: You’re now just some stuck-up, self-centered, narcissistic bitch!

 

The Kid: Yeah! 

 

Triple X:  And at the pay-per-view, that’s what you and Kamui are going to be to us. Just a pair of bitches! You see, OnnaTarashi, the New Breed is gonna show to you and to every one of our fans that we’re the best high-flyers in PCW today when we beat you for the Tag Team titles at the pay-per-view!

 

The Kid: We’ll be the champs… and you’ll just be part of our highlight reel!!

THE ONNATARASHI

 

(The OnnaTarashi are in their dressing room.  Tamahori’s admiring his hair in the mirror while Kamui is filing his nails.)

 

Tamahori: (running a hand through his hair) I’m so beautiful, it’s scary…

 

Kamui: (looking at the camera) You think we’re worried about the New Breed?  Why should we be?  They’re just a pair of dirty little kids! They’re not as pretty as Tamahori and I are!

 

Tama: (looking away from the mirror at the camera) They’re nowhere near as talented as us either!  And I’m not worried about what my dear, estranged little sister, Kisara, is gonna do at the pay-per-view.  Nothing she can do will stop the OnnaTarashi from winning the PCW tag belts that are rightfully ours!

 

Kamui: I can see us now with those belts around our waists.  Wouldn’t we look so lovely?

 

Tama: Yes, and I’m sure all our fans would agree with us. And New Breed, you can kiss your chances at winning those tag belts goodbye, because we’re OnnaTarashi…

 

Both: …AND YOU’RE NOT!!

SINISTER MONARCHY

 

(Scene is the SM locker room. Prince Master’s three lackeys, Steel Eagle, Taurus, and Trickster are standing.)

 

Taurus: Diego David Tarquez, you are now looking at the three men assigned by our fearless leader to take you out!  You and the Sharks—

 

Steel Eagle: That’s Los Tiburones, Taurus…

 

Taurus: That’s what I said! Don’t interrupt me! DDT, you and Los Tiburones don’t stand a chance against us!  You already saw what we can do to you.  You, DDT, have already felt my Taurus Stunner not once, but twice!  And at the pay-per-view, it’ll be a third time!

 

Everyone may call this trio a bunch of lackeys, but at the pay-per-view, we’re gonna be the hit squad!  And we have our sights set on DDT and Los Tiburones!!

 

(Trickster laughs like a psycho as the scene fades out.)

PRINCE MASTER

 

(Scene is Master’s castle.  He sits in a fancy-looking chair.  A throne, if you will.)

 

Master: Well, well, well…so the pieces of the puzzle are coming together. And my plan has finally come to the climatic third phase.  My Silent Assassin has put Kerry Rush out of commission.

 

(Master laughs as images of Kerry’s fall off the PCW logo are shown.)

 

That was a beautiful sight, indeed. I kept watching that scene over and over again, just to see the look on Kerry’s face as he fell.  Thank goodness for slow motion replays.

 

I finally got what I wanted. I got Freight Train in the semifinals.  You, Mr. Train, are gonna feel the penalty of turning down a spot in the Sinister Monarchy.  A spot that most of these no-talent hacks in PCW would kill for!!  You, Mr. Freight, are gonna feel my Royal Pain!!

 

You might as well get that World Title belt ready for me, engraved with my name and everything, because that title is as sure as mine!  Your Prince will become the King of PCW after I win the tournament!

 

(Master laughs as the scene fades out.)

CARD FOR THE PAY-PER-VIEW: “UNTITLED”

 

1) PCW Women’s Tournament Final—Winner becomes PCW Women’s champion

Jennifer Vanderfeller vs. Dominique Natrix

 

2) Six-Man Tag Grudge Match

Sinister Monarchy [Taurus, Steel Eagle, and Trickster] vs. Diego David Tarquez and Los Tiburones

 

3) First Semifinal of World Title Tournament

Seitou Yousai (w/The Magnificent Trio) vs. Kerry Rush (w/Melissa)

 

4) Second Semifinal of World Title Tournament

Freight Train vs. Prince Master (w/Squire)

 

5) Cruiserweight Tournament Final—Winner becomes PCW Cruiserweight Champion

Kenshiro Tanaka vs. Pyrotechnico

 

6) Handicapped Extreme Rules Grudge Match

“Extreme” Eddie Michels vs. The Beast and Da Big Guy (w/Chris Lee Johnson)

 

7) Tag Team Title Tournament Final—Winner becomes PCW Tag Team Champions

The New Breed vs. The OnnaTarashi

 

8)World Title Tournament Final—Winner becomes PCW World Champion

Finally, it’s pay-per-view time!!  All the storylines in PCW will come to some sort of climax; no matter how little heat they have behind them or how little airtime they have had (sorry!!).

 

I would do the usual questions here, but I’m too tired to, so see ya at the pay-per-view!!

 

Until next time,

Seitou “I’m not the ad wizard that came up with the PPV title” Yousai

 

DISCLAIMER:  ALL WRESTLERS ARE CREATIONS OF MINE. ANY SIMILARITIES TO OTHER CHARACTERS OR HUMAN BEINGS, BE THEY LIVING, DEAD, OR CREATED BY SOMEONE ELSE, IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.

 

NO HARM OR INSULT IS MEANT BY ANY JOKES MADE ON ANY SUBJECT IN THIS SHOW. IF SO, THEN IT’S ALL NEIL COLES’ FAULT.