Premiere Championship Wrestling
Presents:
PCW FEVER!
Venue:
Los Angeles Sports Arena, Los Angeles, California
Commentators:
Justin Walker, Alyssa Graham, Neil Coles
[New
Breed-Tiburones match…]
(Fans
cheer as Kisara Velaquez…ahem…saunters down the aisle. She is wearing business
attire with a short mini skirt. She carries a chair in one hand and a clipboard
in another.)
JW:
And it seems that Kisara Velaquez has come to ringside.
NC:
Damn…I never knew Tamahori’s little sister was that hot!
--
JW:
The Kid on the top now…Nightfall!! (skytwister press) What a move!! And this
match is over!!
**
[Angels-Forces
of Nature match]
JW: And it looks like they’ll do just that as Bardiel
sets up Hurricane for what looks to be a power bomb…he’s up…Sachiel with a hold
on Hurricane’s neck…and down he goes!!
AG: We have just experienced Third Impact! [power
bomb-neckbreaker combination]
JW: And Bardiel lifts Hurricane up for a second power
bomb! Incredible!! Sachiel makes the
cover now and I really don’t think Hurricane’s gonna kick out! The ref’s coming to and he makes the three
count!
Tabris: It’s true,
lilim! You see, we were sent here to
PCW to destroy it! Tonight was just a
demonstration of the power we have! And
in a few weeks, when we destroy the New Breed, only one step remains between
the tag team titles and us! Once we get
a hold of them, this place will never be the same again!
**
[Sailor
X-Vanderfeller match…]
JW: … Vanderfeller breaks out
of it! Kidney punch by her…CHECK
BOUNCER!!! [Reverse DDT] THAT COULD DO IT!!
--
(Jennifer lifts up Sailor X’s head and shoulder before
the ref counts three.)
--
AG: The hell?
Jenny: OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!
--
JW: Another Check Bouncer by Vandefeller!!
--
JW: And a THIRD Check Bouncer
by Jennifer Vanderfeller on Sailor X!!
**
[Kerry
Rush interview…]
Kerry: …I know you’re in this building tonight,
Kenshiro Tanaka, so look out, because you’re gonna get rushed!
--
[Later in the show…]
(Scene shifts to an open dressing room. All that is seen is what can be seen from
the doorway. The room seems to have
been trashed.)
JW: Oh my god…what happened?
(Suddenly, Kenshiro Tanaka walks out of the room and
slams the door behind him.)
AG: Not him again…
NC: Da man!!
JW: This does not look good…
(He glares coldly at the camera and then walks
away. The camera pans back over to the
door showing the placard of the door to read “Dressing Room of Kerry and
Melissa Rush.”)
JW: Oh no! That was the Rushes’ dressing room!!
--
[Even
later…]
(Kerry kneels down as he has found something...)
AG: That looks like Tanaka’s kendo stick!!
NC: Keep it Kerry!
Use it as a weapon!
JW: It might be a clue or something…
NC: Dammit, Justin, this is pro wrestling, not a
mystery!
(Suddenly, Kenshiro Tanaka runs in and hits Kerry in
the back with some kind of sword. He is knocked down.)
JW: It’s Tanaka!! He has struck again!
NC: That’s a sword he hit him with! He could have
killed him!!
AG: It’s a sakabatou!
NC: A what?!
(Tanaka hits Kerry again on the back, HARD, with the
sakabatou.)
AG: A reverse blade.
He’s hitting him on the dull side, which is why he’s not drawing blood,
but knocking him senseless!
JW: Well, whatever it is, Rush is on the end of
another brutal assault! But we still
don’t have a clue as to WHY he’s doing it!
NC: Because he’s evil, Justin!
--
[End
of the show in the Rushes’ dressing room…]
Melissa: Guh…(looks up to see her husband)…Kerry?
Kerry?!
(She crawls out from under Kerry [which is kinda
difficult considering he’s twice her weight.] and tries to wake him.)
Melissa: Kerry?! Wake up!
(Suddenly,
someone off-screen begins to laugh maniacally.
Melissa turns from Kerry and looks at the door with a glare.)
(Cut
to the LA Sports Arena, where pyrotechnics are go off, signaling the start of
the show. The crowd of 15,000 is
cheering wildly. Shift to ringside,
where the trio of commentators is sitting.)
JW:
Tonight, we come to you live from Los Angeles Sports Arena with this week’s
installment of PCW Fever, where we will find out who will be going to the Pepsi
Center in Denver for our first-ever pay-per-view!!
AG: Which, by the way, is still entitled “Title
Pending”.
NC:
Don’t you just love the creative mind of the people behind the scenes?
JW:
Neil! Anyway we—
(“Narayan”
by Prodigy starts up. Face pop from the crowd.)
JW:
Every damn time, y’all… every damn time…
(Kerry
Rush, dressed in black pants and a fancy-looking shirt, walks down the elevated
aisle toward the ring. Behind him is
Melissa Rush, still on crutches. Kerry
enters the ring, and then helps his wife into the ring.)
AG:
Well, this is not a surprise… after what happened last week and all.
NC: Yeah, poor little Kerry is coming out to
whine about being assaulted repeatedly.
(Kerry
grabs a mic and stands in the center of the ring. Melissa stands next to him, supported by her crutches.)
Kerry: You know, if you people have been following
me through my professional career, you know there are very few times that a man
such as me gets pissed. Yes, I know
everyone has to get a little mad once in a while…I mean it’s normal for
mankind. But for one to get so pissed
that he wants to beat the living s<bleep> out of someone, it takes that
someone to cross the line. In my case,
for me to get REALLY pissed, that someone has to not only cross the line, but
to stomp all on it, and take a crap on it!!
(The
crowd goes wild at these remarks.)
JW:
Whoa! I have never seen him this mad…
AG:
Me either.
Kerry: And we all know who that one person who has
pissed me off to absolutely no end is.
Yeah, I’m talking about Kenshiro Tanaka. This guy has never wrestled on American soil before PCW… and in
two weeks, he has managed to choke out my friend, Chris Lei. He has assaulted me after my match. He broke my lovely Melissa’s ankle with a
kendo stick. He destroyed my locker
room and attacked Melissa again. He beat me senseless with a reverse
blade. What the hell else can he do to
me? Throw me off the top of the PCW logo over there (points towards the side of
the ring entrance, where the PCW logo stands)?
NC:
Don’t give him any ideas, Kerry!
JW:
And that’s a 20-foot drop!
Kerry: Since we both have titles to go for at the
pay-per-view, I can’t challenge you for a match there. However, as of what I can see, tonight for
both of us is open! Here’s the deal,
Tanaka. You and me, in this very arena,
Extreme Rules match! No holds barred!
Anything goes! I bring what I want; you
bring what you want. Bring your kendo
sticks and sakabatous; it doesn’t matter!
What matters is that I’m gonna kick your ass for what you have done to
Melissa and me!
JW:
Whoa! What a challenge that is!
NC:
The boy’s committing suicide!
(Suddenly,
Queen’s “I Want it All” starts up, getting a loud boo from the fans. Prince Master and the rest of the Sinister
Monarchy appear at the entrance from backstage. Master has a mic.)
AG:
Here’s an unexpected guest…
JW: What does Prince Master want with this?!
P.Master: Well, well, well… Premiere Championship
Wrestling’s goldenboy is calling out the man who assaulted him and his oh so
sexy wife. What an honourable
deed. I would applaud you, but I have a
few little problems with that, Kerry…
JW:
What is he getting at?
P.Master: You see, Mr. Rushmore, if the Prince can
call you that, and I’m sure I can because I’m royalty… first of all, you dare
to risk further injury at the hands of the Silent Assassin, thus putting you at
even more a disadvantage in the World Title Tournament? Because, as we all know, you, Kerry-kins,
are one of the best heavyweights Premiere Championship Wrestling has to offer,
aside from me. You want to injure
yourself even more after being assaulted not once, but TWICE, by Kenshiro
Tanaka, just to defend the honour of the lovely Melissa? Are you willing to take that risk, Rushmore?
(Kerry
stares at Prince Master and raises the mic towards his mouth.)
Kerry:
Master, although I do want the PCW World Title, I am willing to put my chances
of winning the tournament at risk. The
title is important to me, but Melissa is worth more to me than my own life. And I would do anything for her, and cause
great harm to anyone who dares hurt her, be it physically or emotionally!
AG:
Aww… how sweet.
P.Master:
(laughs a little) Kerry, Kerry, Kerry… you, my dear friend, are such a complete
fool. Get him, boys!
(Taurus,
Trickster, and Steel Eagle begin to advance towards the ring. Kerry assumes a fighting stance in the ring,
ready to take on the trio, when suddenly…)
NC:
Looks like we’re ready to rumble here!
AG:
Look out!!
(…Kenshiro
Tanaka nails Kerry from behind with his kendo stick!!)
JW:
TANAKA FROM BEHIND!!
AG:
He came out of nowhere!!
NC:
Damn, I love that guy!!
JW:
And he nails Melissa too with the kendo stick!! And she’s out!
(Kenshiro
goes back to hitting the downed Kerry with the kendo stick. At the entrance, Master and the rest of the
S.M. watch in amusement.)
JW:
This is ridiculous! Someone stop this madness!
(Tanaka
then puts Kerry in a dragon sleeper in the middle of the ring, even though he
clearly is out of it. The crowd is
booing loudly.)
P.Master: Such a fool you are, Kerry Rushmore. We are a little over a week away from “Title
Pending” (scoffs at the title) and I have managed to take you out of the World
Title tournament both physically and psychologically! You are being beaten to a bloody pulp by the best damn cruiserweight
wrestler that I have ever seen…and your wife is in such a poor state physically
and mentally to do nothing about it!
And it’s tearing you apart inside that you can’t even fight back against
the assassin that I hired to attack you and your lovely Melissa.
(Tanaka
drops Kerry and kicks him a few times, the crowd still booing loudly.)
P.Master:
You heard me right, lowlifes of Los Angeles!
I hired Kenshiro Tanaka to destroy the Rushes! And as you all can see, he has done more than my money’s worth! I have eliminated one of my possible final
opponents before I even know I have to face him or not! Now that is pure genius! This is a plan that only someone of my
breeding, of my mental acumen, can think up!
NC:
Brilliant plan, Master!! You’re a genius!!
P.Master:
Now onto other business. This little
World Title tournament that’s going on that I’m in… why the hell are we holding
it? We all know that there’s only one
person worthy enough to hold that belt and that is yours truly, Prince Master.
(The
crowd begins to chant “Asshole! Asshole!”)
AG:
Someone get the hook!
P.Master: However, the greater power insists on having
this silly tournament, mainly to show how great and wonderful and superior I am
to the rest of the talent that PCW has to offer—no wait, there is no other
talent! As much as I don’t want to
show my superior talent to the unwashed masses here in this city, I have
to. So tonight, plebeians, you will get
to see excellence in action as your prince takes on The Journeyman. That uncouth, dirty, filthy, rancid pavement
dweller has no chance against me! He
even thinks he has a chance to beat me tonight, I bet. Well, Journeyman, tonight your dreams of
getting that World title are going to go up in smoke!
(Prince
Master laughs and drops the mic carelessly, the crowd still booing loudly as
“Princes of the Universe” starts up again.)
JW:
About time he shut up…
NC:
You have to admit, that was a brilliant plan he had, Justin! He had all of us fooled! We did not know Tanaka was just hired to
take him out! We all thought he was at
it alone!
JW:
Prince Master is a calculating individual, indeed. And tonight, we will see if he will be going to the semifinals of
the World Title Tournament. In
addition, we will also find who the other semifinalists will be in the
tournament. Kerry Rush already clinched
a spot due to a second-round bye.
AG:
In addition, we will find out who the finalists will be in the cruiserweight
tournament and the semifinalists in the woman’s tournament.
JW:
There will also be semifinal action in the tag team tournament here as well…
*-*-*
(Cut
to outside the arena, where a SUV (sport utility vehicle) pulls up into a
parking space. Out the doors come
Tamahori and Kamui, otherwise known as the tag team of the OnnaTarashi. Upon their arrival, they are immediately
surrounded by dozens of crazy fangirls.)
*-*-*
JW:
Speaking of which…the OnnaTarashi have just arrived here at the arena.
NC:
Damn pretty boys are stealing my women!
JW:
Neil, those are fans, not your women.
NC:
Justin, all women are mine!
AG:
(scoffs) Men.
PYROTECHNICO
VS. WADE PHILLIPS (Cruiserweight semifinal)
(Prodigy’s
“Firestarter” starts up.)
JW:
And it looks like we’re ready for our first match of the night, which is part
of the cruiserweight tournament…
(As
the heavy drums kick in, flames erupt on the platform near the entrance.)
NC:
Gyah!!
AG:
Wuss.
Ring
Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A PART OF THE PCW CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE
TOURNAMENT AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!
INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM TIAJUANA, MEXICO… WEIGHING IN AT 215 POUNDS,
HERE IS PYROTECHINICO!!
(As
the fires go down, Pyrotechnico walks down the elevated aisle. He wears a mask on his face, similar to the
one Psychosis used to wear, and is clad in red pants.)
AG:
Here’s another one of the favorites in the tournament…
NC:
Alyssa, there’s only four people in it!
AG:
I know, but Pyro’s had the most experience out of those four! 11 years in the
ring, both here and in Mexico.
(“Ha”
by Juvenile starts up.)
Ring
Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT, FROM NEW
ORLEANS, LOUISIANA…. WEIGHING IN AT 195 POUNDS, THE JUVENILE DELINQUENT… WADE
PHILLIPS!!!
(Wade
Phillips makes his way to the ring. He
wears baggy blue jeans and a baseball cap that is on his head backwards. On his chest and arms are various tattoos.)
JW:
And here comes Wade Phillips, member of the flock of young wrestlers we have
debuting in PCW.
AG:
We have a good number of wrestlers on PCW’s roster that are younger than 25
years old. Despite their young age and
inexperience, they are very talented wrestlers.
DING,
DING, DING!!
JW: And we’re about to see one of them in action
now as the bell rings to start this match…there’s a lockup…Phillips turns it
into a side headlock…Pyro into the ropes…shoulderblock, but no one goes down! Into the ropes again…and a dropkick by Wade
Phillips!
AG:
Nice way to counter the flying shoulderblock that Pyrotechnico was going for.
JW:
Let’s note that the winner of this match will go on to the pay-per-view to face
Kenshiro Tanaka, who defeated Chris Lei in an impressive manner to vie for the
Cruiserweight title!
NC:
Tanaka will destroy either of these guys no problem!
(Pyrotechnico
takes down Phillips with a flying headscissors.)
AG:
Well, we haven’t seen how these two wrestle yet.
NC:
I know. Tanaka’s the man! He’ll make short work of either of these
guys! Just wait!
JW: Kick to the midsection by Phillips…sets up
for a Rocker Dropper… Pyro lifts up…going for a lariat…crucifix takedown by the
Juvenile Delinquent!! 1…2…and Pyro kicks out just in time!
AG:
That was close!
JW:
And Pyro counters with a dropkick to Phillips’ legs! And a vicious spin kick to his face by Pyrotechnico!
NC:
I think that knocked one of his gold teeth out, Justin!
JW:
Slingshot somersault leg drop by the firestarter! 1…2… and Phillips kicks
out. Pyro picks him up…tilt-a-whirl
backbreaker…another cover…2 and Phillips gets a shoulder up! Pyrotechnico sends Phillips for the
ride…backdrop by Pyro…Phillips lands on his feet…kick to the midsection and DDT
by Wade Phillips!! Cover! 1…2…and he kicks out!
NC:
Where is Tanaka at now? I want him to
hurt these two!
JW:
Be nice, Neil…spin kick by Pyro…Phillips ducks under it…belly to back
suplex…Pyrotechnico trying to wiggle his way out of it and falls over the top
rope onto the elevated aisleway! Wade
turning around…kick to the midsection by Pyro and—
AG:
Yeech…
NC:
Yeah!!
JW:
Wade Phillips got dropped neck first onto that tope rope! That had to hurt!
NC:
It hurt, but it was a smart move, Justin!
JW: Springboard moonsault back into the ring by
Pyrotechnico!! There’s a cover!! 1…2…NO!!
Phillips kicks out again!
AG:
That moonsault had a heck of a lot of hangtime on it!
JW:
Both men are back up…there’s a kick by Pyro!
And a spin kick to Phillips’ face!
Another kick and the delinquent grabs the leg! A duck under the enzuigiri attempt and turns it into a half
Boston crab!! Wade Phillips is going
for a submission!
NC:
Tanaka would have broken his ankle by now!
AG:
Shut up, Neil! That was a smart
counter-attack by the newcomer!
JW:
Pyrotechnico struggling to reach the ropes…Wade Phillips has that hold on tight
and is trying to drag Pyro the other way…and Pyro reaches the ropes! The referee tells Phillips to break the
hold…
AG:
It was still a sound plan for Wade Phillips.
That hold may have taken Pyro off of his luchador-style!
JW:
And Wade Phillips with a few kicks on Pyro while he’s down!! Bodyslam by Phillips and it looks like he’s going up top…
Pyrotechnico up to his feet now…shaking the ropes! And Phillips is down on the top turnbuckle!
NC:
He just got crotched!
JW:
Pyrotechnico going up top now…hooks up Phillips…here they go…Firecracker [super
fishermanbuster] by Pyrotechnico!!
NC:
That ought to scramble a few brain cells… if Phillips has any..
JW:
Neil!! There’s the cover…1…2…3!
DING,
DING, DING!!!
(“Firestarter”
starts up again.)
Ring
Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… PYROTECHNICO!!!
NC:
And here is Tanaka’s next victim!!
(Pyrotechnico
poses in the middle of the ring as flames erupt from the ringposts.)
JW:
And Pyrotechnico will go on to the pay-per-view to face Kenshiro Tanaka for the
cruiserweight belt.
*-*-*
(Backstage,
Kisara Velaquez is walking around, in the same little outfit she was wearing on
last show.)
NC:
Ohhhh yeah!!
JW:
I guess we know that Kisara is here tonight!
NC:
Oh she’s here, alright! Whoo! Work it,
girl!!
AG:
Please, Justin?
JW:
No, Alyssa.
(Kisara
walks past Laura Grant. She stops her.)
Kisara:
Hey, have you seen my brother?
Laura:
Not yet. Sorry.
Kisara:
Okay.
*-*-*
AG: Looks like little sister is looking for big
brother.
JW:
We still have no idea what is going on with Kisara. Why is she going around like this?
NC:
She wants to play with the big boys, Justin!
Can’t you see that?
JW:
Let’s go to the ring.
TRACY
BURNS VS. LEAH STORM (Women’s Tournament Quarterfinal)
(“Push
It” by Garbage starts up. The colored
lights above the entrance flash to the beat.)
Ring
Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A QUARTERFINAL MATCH FOR THE PCW WOMEN’S
TITLE AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!
INTRODUCING FIRST… BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY STACY… FROM DETROIT,
MICHIGAN, HERE IS TRACY BURNS!!
(Stacy
makes her way to the ring, wearing a red and white pantsuit. Tracy follows behind her, in a gymnast
outfit with the same colors. She stops
and motions for Stacy to move out of her way on the aisleway. Tracy begins to run for the ring, does a
one-handed handspring, then a back flip into the ring, landing feet first. She
poses like an Olympic gymnast as Stacy holds up a sign that reads “10.”)
JW: And we’re almost set for the first of two
women’s matches we have tonight.
NC:
(applauding) Nice…very nice form! Whoo!!
AG:
Down, Neil.
NC: She really was a gymnast, right?
AG:
From what I heard, yes.
NC:
That means she’s all flexible, right?
AG:
Why do you—oh God, Neil!!
NC:
Heeheehee…
JW: Why me…
(AC/DC’s
“Back in Black” starts up. The lights
in the arena and around the entrance turn gold.)
Ring
Announcer: AND HER OPPONENT… FROM TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA…LEAH STORM!!!
(Leah
makes her way down the elevated aisle, wearing a black top and black pants with
her last name written in gold letters on the sides. As she enters the ring, she jumps onto a turnbuckle and raises
her hands.)
AG:
She’s probably one of the oldest women in PCW, but she doesn’t have as much
experience.
JW:
But she does know the game. She spent a
few years as a commentator before deciding to try it out herself.
NC:
Either as a commentator or a wrestler, she’s completely hot!
AG:
Are you gonna comment on all the women here, Neil?
NC:
That’s my job, Alyssa.
DING,
DING DING!
JW:
And we’re ready to start here…
AG:
Your job is to color commentate, not to try to get some action from the females
of Premiere Championship Wrestling!
(Leah
and Tracy lock up in the ring. Leah
then turns it into a side headlock and takes Tracy down, which quickly kicks
out before the ref begins counting.)
NC:
Yes it is! Look at my contract! It’ll say it there in black and white that I
have to flirt with the women of PCW!
AG:
Oh come on!
JW: Uh…guys, we have match to call here.
NC:
Sorry. I’m just trying to tell Alyssa
that I can do what I do.
AG:
It’s all a crock and you know it!
JW:
Matt, Scott*, come back! All is
forgiven! Anyway, Storm whips Tracy
Burns into the ropes…going for a back body…and Tracy handsprings off her back
into a somersault and lands on her feet! What a move!
(The
fans applaud the acrobatics. Stacy
holds up her “10” sign again.)
AG:
That was good!
JW:
Burns with a cross body! 1…and Storm
quickly gets a shoulder up! Tracy going
to the ropes…Asai moonsault…and Storm catches her and slams her down!
NC:
Oh no! Her fragile little gymnast body is ruined!
AG:
Well, wrestling is what caused Stacy Burns to leave the ring.
JW:
Storm with a Majistral cradle!! 1…2…and Burns kicks out!
AG: Stacy Burns severely injured her leg a few
years ago after she fell off the top turnbuckle and landed outside the ring at
an odd angle.
JW:
A tragic story indeed as Tracy takes down Leah Storm with a snap mare
takeover. She has her back up…whip into
the turnbuckle…Tracy going in…handspring into a Frankensteiner…and Storm blocks
the move… and she power bombs Tracy Burns into the mat!
(Leah
begins to strut across the ring.)
AG:
Showboat.
NC:
Strut it, baby!!
JW:
Storm turning around now…and Tracy nails her with a dropkick!! Storm falls onto
the outside!
AG:
See what happens when you showboat?
JW:
Storm getting back up…Tracy into the ropes…here she comes…
NC:
Here comes another perfect 10 performance!!
JW: Somersault senton with a twist onto the
outside by Tracy Burns!! What a maneuver!!
(Stacy
holds up the “10” sign again.)
AG: That girl is gonna end up like her sister if
she keeps doing moves like that.
NC:
Well, Alyssa, that’s why they call it a “high-risk” move. You see, she takes that risk of personal
injury just to either beat her opponent or impress her fans, or both. I thought
you knew that, since you’re Little Miss Analyst here in this broadcast trio.
AG:
Look here, Neil…
JW:
Can this wait until later?!
(Leah
tosses Tracy into the steel guardrail and makes her way back to the ring. Stacy comes over and helps her.)
AG:
Please, Justin, let me throttle him!
JW:
Didn’t I say last show that there will be no violence at the broadcast
table? Anyway, Tracy is back into the
ring now…Leah Storm is on her…she goes for a ride…
NC:
She can ride me anytime!
JW:
Neil! Tracy going for a clothesline,
but Leah ducks it…hooks her up…and drops her in a Russian legsweep!! This may be the beginning of the end for
Burns as Storm grabs her legs…
AG:
I think Tracy Burns is about to encounter Stormy Waters [scorpion deathlock]!!
JW:
And she has it on her!! Tracy’s trying
to fight it, but Leah has it in too tightly…and Burns taps out!!
DING,
DING, DING!!!
(“Back
in Black” starts up again as Leah breaks the hold on Tracy. Stacy runs in to check on her sister.)
Ring
Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… LEAH STORM!!
(Leah
struts across the ring, and then hops onto a turnbuckle.)
JW:
And Leah advances to the semifinals, to face the winner of the Dominique
Natrix/Big Bad Mama match later on tonight.
AG:
Tracy Burns put up a great fight. She
did some spectacular moves, but she just couldn’t match up to Leah Storm
tonight.
*-*-*
(Shift
to backstage. A door with a placard
that reads “Mad Boyz dressing room” opens.
Kisara Velaquez walks out and closes the door.)
NC:
Look who’s whoring around again.
JW:
Neil!! She is not!
(Kisara
looks left and right. Upon looking
right, she quickly opens the door again and enters it, slamming it shut.)
AG: What is she doing?
JW:
I have no idea—
(Tamahori
and Kamui [The OnnaTarashi] walk past the Mad Boyz door.)
JW:
Ohh… I see now!! Kisara doesn’t want her brother to know that she’s here!
AG: That looks like the case.
JW:
And that was the room of the Mad Boyz she was in. And they face off against the OnnaTarashi later on tonight!
NC:
Trying to make more deals, probably…if you know what I mean.
AG:
Neil…
*-*-*
(Cut
to another area in the back. Monty
Washington is standing outside of Kerry and Melissa Rush’s dressing room.)
Monty:
I’m just outside of Kerry Rush’s locker room. I’m gonna see if I can get a word
with him—
(Suddenly,
the trio of Da Big Guy, the Beast, and Chris Lee Johnson come into the view of
the camera. Johnson snatches the mic
from Monty.)
CL
Johnson: Get outta here, you poor excuse of a broadcast journalist!! (turns to the camera) Eddie Michels, I know
you’re hearing me now! You have caused
so much crap for me and my boys over the past two weeks! You put both of my men out of a tournament
that they BOTH had a chance of winning!!
And how do you do it? You
interfere in their matches. Your fault,
Eddie… All your f<bleep>in’ fault!
And at the pay-per-view, you’re gonna get yours!!
I’m
challenging you to a handicapped match!
You against DBG and the Beast here!
And to sweeten the deal, we’ll play it with your specialty… EXTREME
RULES!! No countout, no DQ, falls count
anywhere, no holds barred!!
So,
Mr. Extreme, are you game? Are you game
enough to play with my dangerous duo?
If you are, then prepare for the worst ass-kicking of your career. If you’re not… then prepare for the worst
ass kicking of your career!! Either
way, Michels, we’re getting your ass!!
(CL
Johnson drops the mic and leaves, followed by his two charges.)
*-*-*
JW: Strong words by Chris Lee Johnson there,
calling out “Extreme” Eddie Michels
NC:
Yeah, now that extreme idiot’s gonna get what’s coming to him in a about two
weeks!
FREIGHT
TRAIN VS. TIMBERWOLF (World Title Tournament Quarterfinal)
(Train
noises are heard.)
RING
ANNOUNCER: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A QUARTERFINAL MATCH IN THE WORLD TITLE
TOURNAMENT AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!
(Freight
Train makes his way to the ring in his Kevin Nash-like ring attire.)
Ring
Announcer: MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING, FROM CHICAGO, ILLINOIS… WEIGHING IN AT
310 POUNDS… HERE IS FREIGHT TRAIN!!!
JW:
We’re getting ready for the first of three quarterfinal matches here tonight as
Freight Train makes his way to the ring.
He advanced to this round by defeating Trickster.
(Clips
of Freight Train’s win are shown.)
AG: Yeah, and after the match, he had a little
run-in with the Sinister Monarchy as Prince Master was recruiting him. He refused Master’s offer.
NC: What an idiot! Don’t you know the benefits of joining a team such as the
Sinister Monarchy?
(The
wolf’s howls replace the train noises.)
AG: Being around a group of assholes constantly
does not count as a benefit, Neil.
NC:
Hey!
Ring
Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT, FROM THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST… WEIGHING IN AT 480
POUNDS…. TIMBERWOLF!!!
(The
massive being known as Timberwolf makes his way down the elevated aisle.)
NC:
Why do these two have silly sounds for entrances? Why can’t they be normal and have music?
JW:
You expect him to have “Hungry Like the Wolf” by Duran Duran?
NC:
Very funny.
AG:
We’re about to see if Timberwolf can continue his success after his impressive
win over Akeem X.
NC:
Impressive? Akeem got his ass kicked
just like that! (snaps his fingers to emphasize)
DING,
DING, DING!!!
AG:
Well, Akeem did put up a good fight.
NC:
Timberwolf is just like every other big wrestler in the industry! He’s a no talent-having, no-selling idiot
that everyone jobs to!!
JW:
Neil!! We can’t say that on TV!!
NC:
Whatever.
JW:
And Freight Train on T-Wolf early with a few kicks to the midsection…whip into
the ropes… shoulderblock by the Train, but the Wolf doesn’t even budge… Train
into the ropes again… another shoulderblock, and Timberwolf doesn’t budge
again!
NC:
See? See?
JW: Freight Train into the ropes again…runs
right into Timberwolf’s hand! This may
be a chokeslam… and Freight Train kicks his way out of it.
(Crowd
cheers as Freight Train sets T-Wolf up for his finisher.)
AG:
I don’t believe it!
JW:
He’s going for the Train Derail…T-Wolf’s blocking…and back drops the Train!
AG: Had he hit that move, then that would be
part of our highlight reel!
JW:
There’s a kick by Timberwolf…and a bodyslam… there’s the cover…and Freight
Train kicks out.
(Fans
boo as Trickster, Taurus, and Steel Eagle make their way down the aisle.)
NC:
It’s the lackeys!
AG:
Gee, Neil, I thought they weren’t lackeys!
(Taurus
goes to one side of the ring and pulls out a steel chair from under it. He walks back up to the elevated aisle. In the ring, Freight Train atomic drops
T-Wolf.)
JW:
Atomic drop by Freight Train… there’s a kick…T-Wolf going for the
ride…reversal…
(Taurus
throws the chair into the ring at Freight Train with a good amount of force,
nailing him in the head.)
AG:
Ouch!
JW:
And Taurus gets Freight Train with the chair!
DING,
DING, DING!!
(The
lackeys enter the ring and attack the downed Freight Train.)
JW:
The ref’s called for the bell and this is gonna be a DQ. And a Taurus Stunner on the Train!!
Ring
Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH, AS A RESULT OF DISQUALIFICATION… FREIGHT TRAIN!!!
JW:
The Train will advance due to a DQ…and Timberwolf’s pissed!!
AG:
He just chokeslammed the referee!!
NC:
That’s a fine right there!!
JW:
And a chokeslam on Steel Eagle too!!
(Trickster
picks up Freight Train for a Trick Shot [suplex into a power bomb], but T-Wolf
kicks Trickster in the midsection, making him drop the Train.)
JW:
And a chokeslam for Trickster too!!
(Timberwolf
howls and the exits the ring.)
AG:
Never piss off a big man.
JW:
And Freight Train will go on to the pay-per-view to face the winner of the
Prince Master-Journeyman match that happens later on tonight. Let’s go backstage, where Monty Washington
is with the OnnaTarashi!
*-*-*
(Backstage,
Monty is standing in front of a PCW backdrop.
Oddly enough, Kisara is there also, exchanging some words. She slips Monty a few dollars and runs off.)
AG: The hell was that about?
NC:
I think Monty just scored! (sniffs) They grow up so fast!
JW:
Oh stop it…here come the OnnaTarashi.
(Tamahori
and Kamui walk over to Monty Washington.
Tamahori has his mask in his hands.)
Monty: I’m here with the OnnaTarashi, who are one
win away from going to the pay-per-view to go for the Tag team belts. But first, you have to defeat a very
talented Mad Boyz team—
(Tamahori
snatches the mic from Monty.)
Tamahori:
The Mad Boyz?? Who gives a crap about them?
What I want to know is why we, the OnnaTarashi, the official ladykillers
of Premiere Championship Wrestling, have to go to the ring first? I mean come on! I barely got enough time to do my hair because of this! (holds some of his silver-colored hair out
as the camera zooms in on it) Look at it!
I could get split ends, or even worse, dandruff!
We
are the best tag team here, Monty, and not to mention the most beautiful! I think we deserve a little better treatment
from the people in the front office because of that. Now if you excuse us, we have two people that are pretty fly for
white guys to beat!
(Tama
hands the mic back to Monty and walks off, Kamui following.)
*-*-*
NC:
Okay, you can stop drooling, Alyssa.
AG:
Shut up.
ONNATARASHI
VS. MAD BOYZ (Tag
Team semifinal)
(“Weekend”
by X-Japan starts up, receiving a mixed pop.)
JW:
And we’re getting read to see some tag team action in the ring…
Ring
Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SEMIFINAL MATCH IN THE PCW TAG TITLE
TOURNAMENT AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!
(Tamahori
and Kamui come from behind the curtains and pose as pyrotechnics go off behind
them. They then make their way down the
elevated aisle to the ring. Tamahori
wears silver pants along with a robe of the same color. Kamui’s pants are blue. In addition he wears a puffy shirt [a la The
Artist…])
Ring
Announcer: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM KYOTO, JAPAN, AT A TOTAL COMBINED WEIGHT OF
445 POUNDS, HERE ARE TAMAHORI AND KAMUI… THE ONNATARASHI!!!
(Tama
steps down to the floor around the ring and walks over to the broadcast
table. He looks at Alyssa, taking her
hand in his and kisses it gently. Neil
breaks out laughing as Tamahori gores back into the ring.)
AG:
(blushing) Uhh… oh my…
JW: Come on, Alyssa! Stay with us!
NC:
(stops laughing) I knew it had to happen sooner or later!
JW:
Well, as we wait for Alyssa to recover from…whatever just happened…
AG:
(giggles uncontrollably)
NC:
Damn! Our smartest commentator has been put out of commission by her weakness!!
JW:
Neil!
Voice:
WHERE MAH DAWGZ AT???!!!
(Huge
face pop as “Get at Me Dog” by DMX starts up.)
Ring
Announcer: AND THEIR OPPONENTS… FROM ANNAPOLIS, MARYLAND, AT A TOTAL COMBINED
WEIGHT OF 520 POUNDS, THE TEAM OF “MAD DOG” RICKY MCGWIRE AND “BAD BOY” JEREMIAH
EDWARDS… THE MAD BOYZ!!!!
(McGwire
and Edwards make their way to the ring.
Both are wearing army pants and tank tops with their team name on
it. McGwire has his hair braided, while
Edwards wears a baseball cap and sunglasses.)
NC:
Heh! Tama was right! They are pretty
fly for white guys!!
JW:
Neil…well, this is the first time we’ll see the Mad Boyz in action since they
received a bye. However, they’re a
great tag team. They’ve been together
ever since they broke into wrestling almost five years ago.
NC:
The Blue Brigade, Justin…I’ll never forget that team! What a bunch of pansies they were!
DING,
DING, DING!!
JW:
Well Neil, the Blue Brigade did start the careers of several wrestlers,
including the Mad Boyz here, Julie Hunter-Velaquez, and “Sychotic” Cedric
Fuller.
NC:
Yeah, they were pansies then and they’re pansies now!
JW:
Whatever… here we go with the start of
this match…Kamui and McGwire starting off for their respective teams… side
headlock by Kamui…running to a corner, onto a turnbuckle…nice headlock takedown
by Kamui! And he follows with an
armdrag takedown.
NC:
Justin, are you expecting me to take Alyssa’s place in the analysis?
JW:
No. You’d do a terrible job at it.
NC:
Well, that’s true—HEY!!
JW: There’s a dropkick by “Mad Dog” McGwire! Kamui’s right back up…and down again with a
clothesline from McGwire!
(McGwire
barks at the crowd a few times, getting some cheers. In the OnnaTarashi corner,
Tamahori puts his mask on.)
NC:
Look! The pretty boy formerly known as Akira is putting his mask on! Doesn’t he have some sacred ritual about
that?
JW:
I doubt it, Neil…McGwire doing a little showboating now…and a right hand by
Kamui! Caught him by surprise!
NC:
See what happens when you showboat?
JW:
Kamui with a few kicks on McGwire… he tags in his partner, Tamahori…they whip
McGwire into the ropes…and a double kick to the midsection by the Ladykillers.
NC:
OnnaTarashi, Justin.
JW:
Same thing! And a Rocker Dropper by
Tamahori…going for the cover…2… and the Dog gets the shoulder up! He’s back up again…and Tama’s right on him
with some rights and lefts! McGwire
into the ropes again…ducks under a kick…flying shoulderblock by “Mad Dog”
McGwire!
NC:
About damn time Ricky got a hit in!
JW: And he tags in “Bad Boy” Edwards…Tama going
for a ride… and a double flapjack by the Mad Boyz!! Tama hit the mat face first!
NC:
His beautiful face is ruined!
JW:
I’m guessing that’s why he wears the mask, Neil.
(Alyssa
finally snaps out of her stupor.)
AG:
Wha…what happened?
NC: Oh…the pretty boy in the ring made a pass at
you and you went all crazy.
AG:
Oh…sorry, guys.
(Edwards
vertical suplexes Tamahori.)
JW:
It’s okay. It happens. Back in the ring, Tama gets a shoulder up on
the pinfall attempt. Edwards whips him
into the corner…here he comes…and Tama stops him with a knee… leapfrogs over
Edwards into a rollup!! 1…2…Edwards reverses it…1…2…Tama reverses it again!
1…2…and Edwards kicks out!
AG:
That was good!
JW:
Tama looking for a Boston crab and—WHOA!!
NC:
Tama got kicked right out of the ring like the wuss he is!!
AG:
What leg strength by Bad Boy Edwards!
JW:
The Bad Boy’s on the outside now...picks up Tama for a bodyslam…Tamahori
wiggles his way out…and a martial arts takedown sends Edwards crashing into the
ringsteps!
(Tamahori
grabs a chair from ringside.)
JW:
Tama now setting up a chair…waiting for Edwards to get back up…springs off the
chair.. going for a Frankensteiner, but Edwards blocks it…this may be a power
bomb…
AG:
Right on the chair…
JW:
Rocker Dropper by Tamahori on the chair!! What a counter!! He somehow managed to wiggle a leg free!!
NC:
Looks like no one will be sitting in that chair anymore!
JW:
And now Tama slides back into the ring as Edwards slowly gets up outside…and
McGwire clobbers Tama from behind!!
NC:
Hey! He’s not the legal man!!
JW:
And a DDT by “Mad Dog” McGwire!!
Edwards back in now and makes the cover! 1…2…thr-NO!! Tamahori kicked out just in time!!
(Fans
cheer as Kisara Velaquez makes her way down the aisle.)
NC:
Oh yeah!
AG:
It’s Kisara!
JW: Looks like Kisara has some interest in this
match. She has been at ringside for
every tag team match in PCW so far, scouting the teams. But why?
AG:
Maybe we’re about to find out…
JW: McGwire tagged in now…sets up Tama for a
belly-to-back suplex…Tamahori flips out of it… hooks a full nelson…KAO-KIRI!!!
(full nelson faceslam) He hit the
Kao-kiri!! And he’s not going for a cover!
NC:
He sees his sister!!
JW: Tama now tags in Kamui and goes back over to
McGwire, picking him up…here he goes!
AG:
The hell?
JW:
And McGwire is dropped in a piledriver!
AG:
That wasn’t just a piledriver! That was
the Kisara Power Driver [opponent is picked up in powerbomb fashion, then is
somewhat dropped into a piledriver position as the attacker falls knees first
into the mat], his sister’s old finisher!
JW: And now Tama and Kisara are exchanging words
with one another…
(Edwards
grabs the chair from earlier and hops back onto the apron with it. Meanwhile, Kamui goes up to the top
rope. The ref is trying to get in
between Tamahori and Kisara.)
AG: Bad Boy’s got a chair…
JW:
Missile dropkick on McGwire by Kamui!
He’s going for a cover, but there’s no ref! Here comes Edwards…
<THWACK!!>
JW:
What a chair shot that was!! And Kamui
is down!
NC:
Ha!
(Tama
turns around to see what happened.
Edwards throws the steel chair at him.)
JW: Tama catches the chair…here comes the Bad
Boy…Tama ducks out of the way…HE NAILED KISARA!!!
(Tama
does a little forward roll as Edwards accidentally clotheslines Kisara. McGwire is back up as Tama tosses the folded
chair to him.)
AG:
That wasn’t supposed to happen!!
JW:
TAMA-NATOR!! (spin kick into a steel chair that the opponent holds) Tamahori nailed McGwire with the
Tama-nator!! Kamui with the cover!!
1…2… THREE!!!
DING,
DING, DING!!
(“Weekend”
starts up again as the OnnaTarashi roll out of the ring.)
Ring
Announcer: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS, THE ONNATARASHI!!!
JW:
And the OnnaTarashi advance to the pay-per-view!
AG:
An amazing finish to that close match.
The Mad Boyz almost had it won.
NC:
Shame, really. Now they get to have
their asses kicked by the Angels in the finals!
(At
the entrance, Tama takes off his mask and looks at his sister, who is still
arguing with both the ref and the Mad Boyz.
Him and Kamui then head backstage.)
JW:
And I really don’t think this little thing between Tamahori and Kisara is over!
NC:
Kisara will get the last laugh, I know it!
*-*-*
(Seconds
later, the OnnaTarashi are shown walking around backstage, heading back to
their dressing room. Then, the New
Breed [The Kid and Triple X] walk up to them.
The four men glare at each other briefly, and then head their separate
ways.)
NC:
Aww… they didn’t beat the hell out of each other!
JW:
We’ll see the New Breed in action later on tonight, where they’ll take on the
AoD for a spot in the finals of the tag tournament.
NC:
Oh yeah, right! The Angels will destroy them!
*-*-*
(In
the Rushes’ dressing room, Kerry is suiting up for his match later on tonight
against Kenshiro Tanaka. He has a
bandage on his head from the attack earlier. Melissa is sitting next to him,
her crutches lying next to her chair.
She looks a bit worried.)
Melissa:
Kerry, are you sure you want to go through with this? You have a chance to win the belt at the pay-per-view and you’re
gonna possibly throw it away just to get payback at the guy who hurt me?
Kerry:
(while taping up his wrists) Don’t worry about me, Mel… I’ll be okay. As soon as I take care of this, I’ll be
ready and focused to win the PCW World Title.
And everything will be okay.
(Kerry
kisses Melissa’s cheek and hops up to do some stretches.)
Melissa:
But…
*-*-*
AG:
The things people do for loved ones…
JW:
Unbelievable! Even after being assaulted earlier tonight, he’s still gonna face
Tanaka in that Extreme Rules match!
NC:
Kerry’s either really smart or really stupid!
This is a suicide mission he’s going on in this match against the Silent
Assassin! He’s pretty much signed his
death warrant!
JW:
Well, that match will take place later on tonight. Right now, we’re ready for
the final quarterfinal match of the Women’s tournament! Let’s go to the ring.
BIG
BAD MAMA VS. DOMINIQUE NATRIX (Women’s quarterfinal)
(“Bad
to the Bone” starts up.)
Ring
Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A QUARTERFINAL MATCH IN THE PCW WOMEN’S
TOURNAMENT AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY, WEIGHING IN AT 240
POUNDS…BIG BAD MAMA!!
(BBM
makes her way to the ring, wearing a pair of overalls with a red t-shirt under
them. In her right hand is a frying
pan.)
NC:
She has a frying pan. What’s she gonna do, cook her way to victory?!
AG:
Some people use steel chairs. Others use kendo sticks. Some others use 2 x 4’s. This woman uses kitchenware.
(Garbage’s
“As Heaven is Wide” starts up. The
lights above the entrance and the ring flash to the music.)
Ring
Announcer: AND HER OPPONENT, FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA… (huge face pop) HERE
IS THE S AND M QUEEN, DOMINIQUE NATRIX!!!
(Natrix
saunters her way to the ring in a tight black leather bodysuit. She carries a whip in her hand. Neil begins
to drool like crazy.)
AG:
Gah! Not on my papers, Neil!
JW:
Dominique Natrix leads a rather…interesting lifestyle.
AG:
A scary one, you mean…
JW:
That too. However, Neil seems to be
into that stuff.
AG:
(moving some of her papers aside) Pervert.
DING,
DING, DING!!
JW:
Looks like for the second match in a row we may be one commentator short since
Neil is a tad…er… distracted at the moment.
AG:
Justin, please can I?
JW:
No, Alyssa. BBM into the ropes…and she nails Natrix with a shoulderblock…into
the ropes again she goes…over Natrix… leapfrog… and a clothesline by Dominique
Natrix! Big Bad Mama back up…and an
armdrag takedown by Natrix!
(Natrix
begins to saunter her way around the ring, getting a loud cheer from the
predominantly male crowd.)
NC:
Oooh…
JW: And a clothesline from behind by Big Bad
Mama!!
AC:
Premature celebration on the part of Dominique Natrix. And she just paid for
it!
JW:
There’s a bodyslam by Big Bad Mama… a cover…Natrix gets a shoulder up!
AG:
You know… it’s so quiet here without Neil running his big mouth.
JW:
That’s true, but we still need the guy.
AG:
Why?
JW:
Comedy relief. Anyway, Natrix into the
turnbuckle…here comes BBM… and a splash in the corner! She picks up Natrix now…this may be a
Gorilla press…and Dominique Natrix got dropped gut-first on BBM’s knee!!
AG:
Big Bad Mama is one of the strongest women in this promotion, if not the
strongest, and she just showed it right there!
JW:
BBM with a cover…1…2…and Natrix kicks out…Big Bad Mama clearly in control of
this match now as she sends Dominique for the ride… kick to the midsection by
BBM…this may be a power bomb…HURRICANRANA INTO A ROLLUP BY NATRIX!!!
1…2…NO!! BBM kicked out in time!!
AG:
That came out of nowhere, Justin!
JW: Natrix now getting in a few rights on
BBM…she’s into the ropes… and a hairpull takedown by Dominique Natrix!
NC:
Work it, girl!
AG:
Nice to see you back to reality, Neil…
NC:
Whatever.
JW:
BBM into the turnbuckle…and a flying hip attack by Natrix in the corner!
NC:
Big Bad Mama just got a piece of ass!
JW:
Neil!
NC:
Well, she did.
JW: Natrix coming back over there…and she got
nailed by a running lariat from Big Bad Mama!!
(BBM
raises a fist in the air, signaling for her finisher.)
JW:
And now Big Bad Mama setting up Natrix for what may be her finishing maneuver,
the 3B [Brainbuster]… up goes Natrix…look at the power by BBM, holding her up
there!
AG:
Natrix wiggling her way out now!!
JW:
She’s out and behind BBM!! Ducks under
a clothesline… knee to the back by Natrix…she hooks her up…and down goes Big
Bad Mama in the Domination [reverse double underhook DDT; Tomakazi]!! What a move!
NC:
What a woman!!
JW:
And now, Natrix hooks BBM in a camel clutch submission, although it’s not
really necessary…
NC:
Call her queen, Mama!!
AG:
And she’s doing just that as she taps out.
DING,
DING, DING!!
(Face
pop as “As Heaven is Wide” starts up again.)
Ring
Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… DOMINIQUE NATRIX!!!
(Dominique
walks around the down BBM a few times, saying various things better left
unsaid. Suddenly, Leah Storm runs into the ring and attacks Natrix from
behind!)
JW:
And Natrix will advance as—hold on!! Leah Storm’s in the ring!!
AG:
These two will face off next week on Fever!!
JW:
Storm Sleeper [dragon sleeper] on Natrix!! And Dominique can’t fight her way
out of it!!
NC:
Storm trying to take an early advantage in the mind game before they face off
next week! Smart woman!
AG:
Like I said, she knows how the game is played! She’s definitely the more
experienced of these two!
JW:
And PCW officials are in the ring now, trying to break up the hold that Leah
Storm still has on Dominique Natrix!
Next up, we have “The Natural” Seitou Yousai going up against “Sychotic”
Cedric Fuller!
*-*-*
(Backstage,
Seitou Yousai is heading for the ring area, flanked by his “Magnificent Trio”.)
Seitou:
Just one win brings us that much closer to our goal, ladies. I know we can do it, right?
Laura:
You know it, Sei. You do your job and
we’ll do ours. I mean, with a guy as
big as Fuller is, it’s gonna take a team effort to take him down.
Seitou:
So you saying I can’t beat him on my own?
Laura: No, I’m not saying that…
Seitou:
That’s exactly what you’re saying!
That’s it! In this match, none
of you will interfere in any way!
No
referee distractions by you, Laura… no seductive low blows by Mindy… no power
bombs by Setsuna… nothing at all!
(The
girls stop walking and look at Seitou, shocked.)
Girls:
But…
Mindy:
But Seitou…
Seitou:
You three will sit at ringside and watch me take on this “Blue Brigade Big Boy”
and you will see me win and move one step closer to the PCW World Title because
things like that… (grins at the camera) come naturally!
*-*-*
JW:
Whoa!
NC:
And I thought Kerry was crazy…
JW:
He just banned his girls from helping him in his match!
AG:
I can understand that he wants to prove himself worthy of winning the belt by
winning a match on his own, but it will be a tough task considering his
opponent!
NC:
Alyssa, Sychotic is almost one foot taller and 75 pounds heavier than lil’
Seitou! Fuller used to be in the
military! Fuller has more ring
experience! Seitou is going into this
match with all odds against him!
“SYCHOTIC”
CEDRIC FULLER VS. “THE NATURAL” SEITOU YOUSAI
(World
Title Tournament Quarterfinal)
(“Plowed”
by Sponge starts up. As the drums and
the heavy guitars kick in, explosions go off at the entrance.)
JW:
Well, we agree that Seitou is going into this match as a serious underdog, but
you can’t rule out the fact that he is a really talented wrestler.
NC:
Oh whatever, Justin!
Ring
Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A QUATERFINAL MATCH IN THE PCW WORLD TITLE
TOURNAMENT AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!! INTRODUCING FIRST…
(“Sychotic” Cedric Fuller makes his way to the ring,
wearing a pair of army pants and a sleeveless jacket.)
Ring Announcer: FROM BOULDER,
COLORADO… WEIGHING IN AT 310 POUNDS, “SYCHOTIC” CEDRIC FULLER!!!
AG: Remember, fans, without a
P! So all you kids out there with the signs with his name on them are spelling
it wrong!
JW: Thank you, Alyssa.
Anyway, I’ve just gotten word that “Extreme” Eddie Michels has accepted the
challenge laid out by C.L. Johnson earlier tonight for the Extreme Rules
handicap match at the pay-per-view, which gives up now seven matches signed up
so far!
NC: That’s another suicide
match right there! I know Michels is
all hardcore and all, but he can’t defeat two guys that are that big!
(“Open
Your Heart” [from Sonic Adventure] starts up to a huge face pop.)
Ring
Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT, BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY THE MAGNIFICENT
TRIO… FROM TOKYO, JAPAN… WEIGHING IN AT 235 POUNDS, HERE IS THE NATURAL, SEITOU
YOUSAI!!!
(As
the music plays, the ladies come out first.
Laura comes out, dressed in a silver-colored business suit and a pair of
glasses. Setsuna, the largest of the
trio, is next, dressed in a silver tank top and a pair of pants the same
color. Mindy is last, which runs out in
a silver cheerleader outfit. She does a
cartwheel and then a split in the middle of the elevated aisle. The male fans
approve of this, of course. Seitou
comes out last, wearing silver tights and a t-shirt. They all make their way to the ring.)
NC:
Time to let this massacre begin!
JW:
Yousai is going to try to live up to his promise that he made a few minutes
ago. He wants to win this match without
the help of whom he calls “The Magnificent Trio”, those three lovely women that
accompany him.
(As
Yousai makes his way into the ring, Sychotic attacks him with vicious right
hands.)
DING,
DING, DING!!
JW:
And Fuller is right on Seitou Yousai!
He’s taking a quick advantage in this match with all those right hands!
AG:
But he only has one right hand, Justin.
JW:
You know what I mean… Yousai going for the ride…cross-body block… and Sychotic
caught him! And Yousai gets slammed down face first on the mat!
AG:
Ouch.
(The
Magnificent Trio is sitting in chairs at ringside, watching the match. Mindy and Setsuna have concerned looks on
their face. Laura keeps a straight
face.)
NC:
See? He’s now regretting banning his women from interfering!
JW:
Yousai into the ropes again…Fuller lifts him up…heading for the top turnbuckle…
NC:
Ah! His beautiful face is ruined!!
JW:
Facebuster on the top turnbuckle by Cedric Fuller! And then a side suplex!
Fuller going for a cover…1…2… and Yousai kicks out!
(Yousai
sits up and takes the shirt off and tosses it out to the crowd.)
AG:
And Seitou finally gets the shirt off. (glares at Neil) Not a word.
NC:
What?
JW:
Now Yousai ducking under a forearm by Sychotic…waistlock from behind…and he
gets an elbow to the face from Fuller!
(Mindy
stands up, but Laura places a hand on her shoulder, sitting her back down.)
JW:
Fuller coming in with a clothesline…Seitou out of the way…and a dropkick sends
Fuller out of the ring! Yousai into the
ropes…and he nails Sychotic with a baseball slide! Both men are up quickly…Yousai tossing Fuller towards the ring
steps…reversal…and Seitou Yousai crashes into the ring steps!
AG:
That’s gotta hurt!
(Setsuna
stands up, but Mindy and Laura hold her back.)
AG:
And they’re holding Setsuna back. They
can’t hold her for long!
JW:
And Yousai thrown into the guardrail now…
NC:
Sit down, Setsuna! Come and join me! I’ll keep you occupied while Fuller kicks
Sei’s ass! Bring Mindy with you!
JW:
Neil! Fuller and Yousai are back in
the ring now…Sychotic with some strong knees to the midsection…Yousai into the
ropes…catches Fuller’s big boot…Yousai under a clothersline into the ropes…and
a flying clothesline by Seitou Yousai!!
NC:
My goodness! He took the big man down!!
JW:
Yousai going up top now…going for a Frankensteiner…and Sychotic caught
him!! This may be a powerbomb…Yousai
trying to fight his way out of it…and he does!
AC:
That’s was a good counter there by Yousai…
(Cedric
Fuller ducks under a forearm from Seitou and picks him up in a tilt-a-whirl.
However the referee happened to be in the way and he gets nailed by one of
Seitou’s feet, knocking him down and out of the ring.)
JW:
Fuller under a forearm and he lifts up Yousai!
AG:
And the ref got knocked out of the ring!!
NC:
What a pansy!
JW:
Sychotic Spin Driver by Fuller!!! That may do it! But we have no ref as Fuller
makes a cover!! He should be in the
semifinals now!
(Setsuna
is struggling to break away from Mindy and Laura. She eventually stops and begins to sit back down.)
JW:
Setsuna calming down on the outside…THE HELL?!
AG:
She just nailed both Mindy and Laura with forearm smashes!!
JW:
Setsuna Katsuragi just hit both of her teammates!! She’s heading for the ring!
NC:
What the hell is she doing?!
AG:
She’s disobeying Seitou’s orders!
JW: Low blow by Katsuragi on Fuller from
behind!! Turning him around…DDT!!
Fuller is down!
NC:
That’s The Natural DDT!!
AG:
The wha?!
JW:
And Katsuragi is back out of the ring as Yousai comes to…he doesn’t even know
what happened as he heads to the top again…Natural Frog Splash by Seitou
Yousai! Ref’s back in and he makes the
three count!
DING,
DING, DING!!
(“Open
Your Heart” starts up again to a face pop.
Yousai rolls out of the ring and heads over to his women, who are
beginning to argue.)
Ring
Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…SEITOU YOUSAI!!
JW:
And Seitou Yousai will get the third semifinal spot and will face Kerry Rush at
the pay-per-view!
AG:
Yeah, but he didn’t win on his own like he said he would.
JW:
And it seems that Yousai and the Magnificent Trio are not in a celebrating mood
as they make their way backstage!
NC:
Aww…I didn’t get my daily dose of Mindy’s bounciness!
AG:
I’m sure you can deal without it, Neil.
*-*-*
(Backstage,
Kisara Velaquez is standing next to Monty Washington.)
MW: Well, Kisara, after all these years of being
close to your older brother, Tamahori, it seems that you two are going separate
ways. What’s the reason behind that?
Kisara:
Well, it’s nice to see that you can note the obvious, Monty. No wonder PCW gave
you a job as an interviewer. (smirks) And the reason why me and *the wrestler
formerly known as* my big brother, Akira Velaquez, are having this little
problem is because he doesn’t respect me.
He thinks without him, I wouldn’t be as big of a star in this business
that I am now. He thinks that I’m
nothing without him.
And
there’s this whole OnnaTarashi thing he’s in. Akira—I mean Tamahori… broke up a
great team just for a chance to win the one belt that he never has had the
chance to win! He changed both his name and his hair color for the sake of this
goal. He’s even denying the fact that
he’s a happily married man just to appeal to his female fans!! It’s obvious that this poor boy has
completely lost his mind! Something
must have hit him on his head during those “experiments.” (smirks again)
NC:
What experiments? What is she talking about?
KV: And that brings it all back to me. Kisara Velaquez. Since my sister-in-law is busy with winning the Women’s Title,
it’s up to me to bring my now-egotistical big brother back down to Earth before
he does something he’ll regret!
MW:
And just how are you planning to do that?
Kisara:
Psh, like I’m gonna tell you. You just
wait and see, Monterey! Now if you
excuse me, I have some business to take care of.
(Kisara
saunters away.)
*-*-*
NC:
Is she single?
AG:
Neil!
NC:
Seriously though, the women’s both beautiful and she can kick ass! My type of
girl!
JW:
Well it’s obvious that Miss Velaquez has something planned for her big brother,
but what?
*-*-*
(Cut
to backstage where the New Breed are heading for the ring area.)
The
Kid: You ready, X?
Triple
X: You damn skippy I am! Just one more
win and we’re going for that belt!
The
Kid: That’s right! Let’s go out and add these angels to our
highlight reel!
*-*-*
JW:
Looks like the New Breed are ready for action.
NC:
Looks like the New Breed are gonna get the ass-whooping they deserve! And the Angels of Destruction are gonna hand
it to them!
ANGELS
OF DESTRUCTION VS. NEW BREED (Tag team semifinal)
(The
Angel Attack music from Evangelion starts up; the crowd boos.)
Ring
Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A
SEMIFINAL MATCH IN THE PCW TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT AND IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE
FALL!
(The AoD make their way down
the elevated aisle. Sachiel, the
smaller of the two, wears a mask and tight pants. Bardiel, the larger member, wears black full-legged singlet. Tabris leads the way.)
Ring Announcer: MAKING THEIR
WAY TO THE RING, BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY TABRIS… FROM PARTS UNKNOWN,
AT A TOTAL COMBINED WEIGHT OF 530 POUNDS… SACHIEL AND BARDIEL… THE ANGELS OF
DESTRUCTION!!!
JW:
This team made quick work out of the Forces of Nature on last Fever, and
they’re considered to be one of the favorites to be the first tag titleholders.
NC:
I think it would be nice to have the team created by the anime-influenced mind
of the greater power be our first tag team champions!
AG:
Whatever you say, Neil. (under her breath) Corporate butt-kisser.
NC:
I heard that!
(The
crowd cheers as “Come Out and Play” by the Offspring starts up. As the heavy guitars start up in the song,
the New Breed run down the elevated aisleway. Both are wearing baggy blue jeans
and t-shirts. Triple X’s shirt is black
while The Kid’s shirt is red.)
Ring
Announcer: AND THEIR OPPONENTS… FROM CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA—
(The
Kid leaps onto the top rope and springs off of it, dropping onto Sachiel in a
Thesz press. Triple X does the same,
nailing Bardiel with a missile dropkick.)
DING,
DING, DING!!
JW:
And the New Breed are off to a fast start!!
Both members are hitting the two Angels with strong rights and
lefts! Bardiel now getting back in
control now as he throws Triple X off of him and pushes The Kid off of his
partner…Triple X whipped into the ropes…and two fists to the midsection by the
Angels of Destruction!! And a spin kick by Sachiel!
NC:
Well that killed the Breed’s momentum!
JW:
That sure did as The Kid rolls out of the ring and the ref pushes Bardiel back
to his corner so this match can officially be underway. And Sachiel hitting Triple X with several
kicks to the midsection… Triple X going for the ride now…and a back body drop
by Sachiel! He’s into the ropes now…Triple X back up and he nails him with a
dropkick!
(Triple
X hops up and does some little pose, then goes over to his corner and tags in
The Kid.)
AG:
Come on! It was just one dropkick!
JW:
The Kid’s now in the ring as Triple X whips Sachiel into a corner…here comes
The Kid…and a handspring back elbow by the human highlight reel! Sachiel coming with a clothesline, but The
Kid turns it into a crucifix, spinning around him…and a hurricanrana by The
Kid!
AG:
That was impressive work by The Kid!
NC:
He’s still gonna get his ass kicked.
JW: The Kid with a cover…2…and Sachiel kicks
out! The Kid back up and into the
ropes…Asai moonsault… Sachiel ducks out of the way and nails The Kid with a
running lariat! And he went down hard!!
NC:
That’s how you ground that flyboy!
JW: Bardiel is tagged in now… Sachiel holding
onto The Kid…and Bardiel nails him with a kick to the midsection! Bardiel picks up the Kid…power bomb! What impact!
NC:
Ha! The Kid bounced off the mat!!
JW:
There’s a cover…2…and Triple X makes the save! Bardiel whips The Kid into the
ropes…going for a back body… but The Kid lands on his feet…into the ropes
again…
AG:
Ouch. Stopped right in his tracks
again.
JW: What a vicious spin kick to The Kid’s
midsection!! And a piledriver by
Bardiel, but he doesn’t bother to make a cover as he tags in Sachiel, who’s
going up top…guillotine legdrop!! There’s a cover…2…and The Kid kicks out!
AG:
The Kid really needs to make a tag now…
NC:
No, keep him out there! Kill the little
brat!
JW: Sachiel brings The Kid back to his
feet…Sachiel into the ropes after the reversal…and a cross body block by the
Kid sends the both of them falling to the outside!
NC:
And here comes Bardiel!
JW:
The Kid getting in a few knife-edge chops on Sachiel…(the crowd goes “WHOOO!”
with each hit)
AG: What’s up with that?
JW:
You don’t know?
AG:
Nope.
JW:
We’ll explain later. The Kid whips
Sachiel into the guardrail! And The Kid nails him with a spin kick! Sachiel back up…The Kid whips him—no,
reversal…and he runs right into Bardiel’s big boot!!
AG:
Go ahead and say it, Neil…you know you wanna…
NC:
BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!
AG:
There goes my hearing…
JW: And now the Angels are stomping away on The
Kid…Triple X climbing up to the top rope…
NC:
Look out!
JW:
Plancha suicida onto the AoD!! Unbelievable!! All four men are down on the
outside!!
AG:
Another clip for the highlight reel!
JW:
Everyone is struggling to get back up…looks like Sachiel will be the first one
back in the ring…Triple X is up and is getting a few hits in on Bardiel…and the
Kid rolls back into the ring…Sachiel is on him quickly with several stomps!
NC:
Yeah! That’s how you do it! Stomp a mudhole in him!
JW:
Sachiel signaling now for the AT Bomb…he lifts up The Kid…he breaks out of the
hold and takes Sachiel down!! The Kid
hooks him in a cross armbreaker submission!!
NC:
How did he do that?!
AG:
He’s trying to hyperextend that left arm of Sachiel’s!
JW:
And Bardiel’s over to break the hold.
The Kid whips Sachiel into the ropes now…reversal…crucifix by the
Kid…Samoan drop by Sachiel!! What a
counter!! That may do it! 2… No! The
Kid kicked out just in time!!
NC:
Damn!
AG:
Just one second away from the finals…
(Fans
cheer as Kisara Velaquez saunters her way down the aisle to the ring.)
NC:
Snootchie Boochies, Justin!
JW: Neil, that’s not—
NC:
I know she isn’t.
(She
walks onto the ring apron over to Tabris and begins to talk to him. The referee turns to tell her to get off the
ring apron.)
JW:
Whatever. Kisara has come down to the
ring and is having a few words with Tabris.
Meanwhile Bardiel has been tagged in and is setting up The Kid for what
looks to be Third Impact!
NC:
Looks like the end of the New Breed to me!
(The
talking between Kisara and Tabris turns into a heated argument.)
AG:
What’s going on between them two?!
JW:
And Triple X from behind with a chair on Bardiel!! Low blow on the two Angels
by The Kid!! They both go down!!
(The
Kid claps his hands to sound like a tag was made and places the steel chair on
Bardiel’s face.)
JW:
Triple X going up top…
AG:
Highlight reel time!
JW:
Corkscrew leg drop from the top by Triple X!!
And right on that chair too!!
(Kisara
jumps off the ring apron and closer to Tabris, continuing the argument.)
NC:
No! This can’t happen!!
JW:
Triple X with the cover!! The ref’s
back on it!
NC:
Ref! Call a DQ!!
JW:
1…2…3!!!!
DING,
DING, DING!!
(Huge
face pop as “Come Out and Play” starts up again.)
RING
ANNOUNCER: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS… THE NEW BREED!!!
NC:
Dammit!!
JW:
The New Breed are going to the finals!!
(Kisara
sees the match over and jumps over the guardrail into the crowd. She runs away.)
NC:
And it’s all her fault!!
(The
New Breed makes their way backstage as the AoD stand at ringside, trying to
figure out what happened.)
JW:
And the Angels are not too happy about this defeat…
NC:
Ya think?! They were the favorites! They were supposed to win!
JW:
I’ve just gotten word that next week on Fever, there will be a “third-place”
tag match between the Angels and the Mad Boyz, the two teams that lost here
tonight… and the winner of the match will have a tag title shot on the first
Fever after the pay-per-view! So both
of those teams will get a second chance at the belt! And--
AG:
Quick! Cut to backstage!!
JW:
What’s going on!
*-*-*
(Backstage,
Kenshiro Tanaka and Kerry Rush are exchanging lefts and rights with each
other.)
JW:
My God!! Tanaka and Rush are going at it right now!! Their Extreme Rules match is supposed to be the second of two
main events! And it’s happening right now!!
NC:
Well that’s a good thing, Justin. Kerry
wanted to get his ass kicking over with so he can swing by the hospital and
still make it to the airport in time!
JW:
Oh, stop it, Neil!
(Kerry
grabs a metal garbage can and hits Tanaka on the head with it.)
JW:
And Rush nails him with that trashcan!
AG:
Kerry seems to have an early advantage here, even though this isn’t his type of
match!
NC:
Of course it isn’t. Kerry is a rich
pretty boy New Yorker! He would never
subject himself to matches like these!
JW:
Kerry seems to be holding his own though as he whips Tanaka right into that
concrete wall! And a dropkick by Rush
sends him back into the wall again!!
*-*-*
(Suddenly,
“I Want it All” by Queen starts up in the arena. The crowd boos as Prince Master makes his way to the ring in his
wrestling attire, followed by Squire and Taurus.)
AG:
Oh great, now he shows up…
NC:
Come on, Alyssa, you have to show the future king more respect. He’s a genius, you know.
AG:
Oh be quiet.
(Squire
grabs a chair and sets it up in the middle of the ring, dusting it off with a
cloth and invites Master to sit down.
Taurus hands Master a mic and then stands next to the chair.)
Master: Isn’t this wonderful, my lovely
commoners? My scenario is playing out
the way I planned. It’s so perfect.
(The
fans continue to boo loudly.)
AG:
Scenario? What scenario?
JW:
This is like a game to him!
NC:
But Justin, Prince Master *is* the game!
JW:
No, that’s another promotion’s thing, Neil.
NC:
(shrugs) Well, he is that damn good.
Master: I’m surprised that these idiots haven’t
caught on sooner that they’re all part of my little game! They’re just being set up and they’re
falling for it. Let’s take a look at
the pawns, shall we? First off, we have
Timberwolf and Freight Train. Their
little match with one another earlier could have been the best potential-wise,
but that was not to be. You see,
Timberwolf is a big, big boy… and he is not worthy to fight someone of my class
in the semifinals!
AG:
No, he’s just too much of a wuss.
NC:
How dare you talk about royalty like that, Alyssa!
Master:
So I ordered my lackeys to end the bout a tad prematurely. And that they did, allowing Mr. Train to get
the victory by DQ. So now I, your
future king, will beat him down after I take care of Roadie in a few minutes!
JW:
He means The Journeyman.
NC:
We know who he means, Justin! Stop being such a… play-by-play man!!
Master:
And by the way, Freighty, I haven’t forgotten about what you did to me a few
weeks ago. You power bombed me into a table, you jerk! Consider what I’m gonna do to you at the
pay-per-view PAYBACK!!
*-*-*
(Backstage,
Tanaka hits Kerry with a kendo stick to the midsection. He twirls the stick around some and then
hits him in the back.)
NC:
Tanaka got that kendo stick. It’s all over!
*-*-*
(The
fight backstage is being shown on the PCW-Tron above the stage where the
wrestlers enter. Prince Master watches,
along with his two lackeys.)
Master:
And then there’s this little pawn right here (points at the screen). Kerry Rush… a thorn in my side for the past
couple of years in other promotions.
This man has always taken what is rightfully mine from me! And your
Prince is sick of it! So to get rid of
this pest, I hire the Silent Assassin here, and as you can see, he is doing a
smashing job!
(Tanaka
whips Rush into the side of a truck parked backstage.)
Master:
And now, after my Japanese connection is through with him, that will leave me
to pick up the pieces, along with what is rightfully mine, the Premiere
Championship Wrestling World Title.
(The
crowd boos at Master some more as Tanaka begins to land several snap kicks on
Kerry.)
Master:
So let’s recap my plan, since I’m sure you idiots out there have forgotten
already.
AG:
Gah, will you ever shut up, Prince Master?!
NC:
The man’s a brilliant speaker, Alyssa!
These Los Angelinos just don’t know how to listen to them!
AG:
Can we just show the fight backstage and not listen to all this drivel?
JW:
I don’t think so.
Master: Phase 1 of my plan involved me getting to
the second round and my first assaults on Freight Train and Kerry. Phase 2 is what we are in right now, with
the breaking down of Kerry Rush and Freight Train. The last part of Phase 2 requires me to take out The
Journeyman. So bring your
ashphalt-loving ass out here so I can run you over!!
(“Bittersweet
Symphony” by the Verve starts up and The Journeyman runs down the aisle. Squire runs out of the ring and Prince
Master tosses off his robe and stands ready as Journeyman leaps over the top
rope and nails Master with a flying elbow.)
JW:
And there he goes!!
PRINCE
MASTER VS. THE JOURNEYMAN (World Title Quarterfinal match)
&
KERRY
RUSH VS. KENSHIRO TANAKA (Extreme Rules match)
DING,
DING, DING!!
AG:
Well at least we don’t have to listen to the Prince anymore!
JW:
Fans, we’re gonna show you both matches on the screen at the same time…
(At
the left-hand corner of the screen, a small screen appears, showing what is
going on between Kerry Rush and Kenshiro Tanaka, who are making their way
through the backstage area, exchanging blows.
Kerry seems to have a cut on his forehead and is bleeding. In the ring, the ref moves the steel chair
out of the way as Journeyman hits Prince Master with a few forearm smashes.)
[NOTE:
All screen switches for the rest of the show will be marked by the usual scene
change markers “*-*-*.” When that
happens, the action that is talked about is on the big screen and the other
match is in the little screen.]
JW:
…At the corner of the screen is the Tanaka-Rush match that’s happening
backstage. We’ll try our best to keep a
tab on both matches.
AG:
Looks like we’re gonna be real busy now, Justin.
JW: Master into the ropes now… ducks under a
clothesline…and a powerslam by the Journeyman!
There’s a cover and Master quickly kicks out!
*-*-*
(In
the Rush-Tanaka match, Kerry grabs a box and nails Tanaka on the head with it.)
NC:
A box?! He hit him with a box? What the hell?!
JW:
And the box shot is followed by a dropkick on Tanaka!
(Kerry
walks slowly over to a popcorn cart. In
the ring, Master gets Journeyman with a bodyslam.)
AG:
And Rush is now going for that popcorn cart!
NC:
This is no time for a snack!
JW:
Kerry with the cart…here he goes…HE NAILED TANKA WITH THE ROLLING POPCORN
CART!!
(Kerry
then pushes it over onto Tanaka!)
AG:
How nice of Rush to offer Kenshiro some popcorn!
NC:
Oh, hush, Alyssa!
JW: And Tanaka struggling to get up now...
*-*-*
(Back
in the ring, Journeyman is running into the ropes. Master nails him with a clothesline.)
JW:
Back in the ring, Prince Master with a clothesline…and followed by a
kneedrop! There’s a cover… and
Journeyman gets out in time.
NC:
Can we go back to Tanaka, Justin?
JW:
I’m only going the way the people out back are!
NC:
Ooh! Nice kick, Kenshiro!!
JW:
Master has Journeyman in the corner and is nailing him with several right
hands!
NC:
Those are “Royal Rights,” Justin! Call
them “Royal Rights!”
JW:
No, Neil. Master whipping Journeyman
into another corner…here he comes…and Journeyman got the foot up in time…and a
clothesline sends Master to the mat!
*-*-*
(Backstage,
Tanaka and Rush are still beating on each other. In the background, you can see part of the crowd in the arena.)
JW:
Looks like Tanaka and Rush are making their way to the ring area now…and an
impressive dropkick by Kenshiro Tanaka!
NC:
Yeah! That’s how you do it!
JW:
Tanaka going after Kerry again…SAN FRANCISCO RUSH [Neckbreaker out of a
fireman’s carry] BY KERRY!! What a move!!
NC:
Gah!! On the concrete even!
AG:
That move came out of nowhere!! And it
may give the time Kerry needs to recover!
(Kerry
sets up a table next to a guardrail, where the crowd is. He picks up Tanaka and places him on the
table, hitting him a few times in the back.)
JW:
He’s not gonna do what I think he’s gonna do…
NC:
Quick! Go back to the ring! I don’t want to see this!!
*-*-*
(In
the ring, Journeyman has Master in a double chinlock submission hold.)
NC:
Oh, it’s just a stupid submission hold.
JW:
Well, Journeyman is taking the fight to Prince Master…
*-*-*
(Kerry
is standing on the table and picking up Tanaka.)
AG:
It looks like he’s gonna do a Kerry Krusher on the table!!
NC:
He is not!! That’s not in his
program! He doesn’t do moves like
that!!
JW:
Neil, what are you talking about?
NC:
I don’t even know…
JW:
And Tanaka blocks the move…and backdrops Rush into the crowd!!
NC:
I told ya he wasn’t gonna do it!
JW:
Rush getting back up on the outside…missile dropkick into the crowd by Kenshiro
Tanaka!! Unbelievable!!
*-*-*
JW:
…and a backbreaker in the ring by Journeyman!!
He’s going for a cover…2… and Master kicks out just in time!
AG:
By the way, Rush and Tanaka are making their way through the crowd.
JW: Master into the ropes…kick to the midsection
by Journeyman…this may be The End of the Road—NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX BY
MASTER!! 1…2…AND NO!! Prince Master
almost got the win there!
AG:
As much as I hate Prince Master, I have to admit that that was an impressive
counter!
(Suddenly,
Kerry Rush falls over the guardrail and into the ring area.)
NC:
And here comes Tanaka and Rush!
JW:
Yeah, now they’re at ringside as Master drops The Journeyman with a
bulldog! Here’s a cover…1…2…and another
near-fall as Journeyman gets a shoulder up!
AG:
And Tanaka just got thrown shoulder-first into the ringsteps!!
(Kerry
makes his way into the ring.)
NC:
Get that man out of the ring!!
JW:
Master into the ropes…misses a clothesline…AND RUSH NAILS HIM WITH A
CLOTHESLINE OF HIS OWN!!
(Tanaka
comes into the ring and runs for Rush.)
AG:
That’s payback for ya!
JW:
It’s not enough. And Tanaka’s vaulted
over the top rope onto that elevated ramp!
NC:
Gah!
JW:
Slingshot plancha onto Tanaka by Kerry Rush!!
NC:
What the hell?! He’s not a luchador!
JW:
END OF THE ROAD BY THE JOURNEYMAN!! THAT COULD DO IT!!
(Squire
jumps onto the ring apron to distract the referee.)
JW: He’s making the cover…and he should have had
this won!!
AG: Martial arts throw by Tanaka on the
outside! And now where is he going?
(Tanaka
walks over towards the stage, where the big 20-foot tall PCW logo is. Meanwhile, Taurus enters the ring.)
JW:
I don’t know, Taurus is behind Journeyman, waiting for him to turn around, it
looks like…
(Kerry
Rush stands back up and goes after Tanaka, who is now near the PCW logo.)
JW:
No he is not…
NC:
Remember what Kerry said earlier?! I
warned him!
AG:
He’s luring Rush into a trap!
JW:
TAURUS STUNNER!! TAURUS GOT THE JOURNEYMAN WITH HIS MOVE!!
(Taurus
rolls out of the ring; Squire jumps back onto the floor and heads backstage.)
AG:
Dammit! DQ him!!
JW: And Master hooks the Royal Pain on The
Journeyman, although it isn’t necessary…
DING,
DING, DING!!!
(Meanwhile,
Tanaka is climbing up the P in the PCW logo.
Kerry is close behind.)
Ring
Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNERR…PRINCE MASTER!!!
JW:
Master will advance to the semi-finals, but that’s not the issue here as Tanaka
and Rush are climbing up that logo…
AG:
This is very dangerous, Justin…
(Steel
Eagle and Trickster run down to the ring and join the rest of the Sinister
Monarchy in beating on the Journeyman.
Squire also comes behind them, dragging Melissa Rush with him.)
AG:
What the hell?!
JW:
Squire has Melissa Rush with him! Why?!
NC:
He wants her to see what’s about to happen to her husband!!
JW: And in the ring, The Sinister Monarchy are
celebrating their leader’s victory by beating on the Journeyman…
(Fans
cheer as Freight Train and Timberwolf run down to the ring.)
NC:
Here comes big trouble…and I do mean big!!
AG:
Looks like the Sinister Monarchy’s celebration has been cut short. Ooh! What a chokeslam by T-Wolf!
(Tanaka
and Rush are on top of the P in the PCW logo and are exchanging blows.)
JW:
Never mind that now! They’re on top of
the P now… this is extremely dangerous!
NC:
Looks like Rush has just dug himself in a deeper hole that he can’t get out of!
JW: Rush going for a clothesline, Tanaka ducks
out of the way…
(As
Kerry turns around, Tanaka superkicks him, which sends Rush over the edge,
falling off the P and crashing into a set of tables 20-25 feet below!!!! The crowd goes insane! Melissa is shouting
like crazy after seeing that.)
JW:
OH MY GOD!!!!!!! THAT’S A 20-FOOT FALL KERRY JUST MADE!!!!
NC:
He’s really silenced now, guys!!!
AG:
He really needs medical attention now!!
(Melissa
breaks out of Squire’s grip and runs over to Kerry, who is completely out of
it. She is sobbing.)
JW:
My God… in my years of wrestling, I have never seen such a thing like this
happen. This guy could be seriously
injured…
(The
Sinister Monarchy are making their way backstage, looking up at Tanaka,
pointing at him, saying things such as “You da man!” and the like. Freight Train and Timberwolf glare at them
then look over at where Kerry Rush fell, slightly concerned.)
AG:
Let’s just hope that Kerry will be okay…
NC:
Well, Phase 2 of the Master plan is complete, although that goes without saying
now…
JW: What a way to end this installment of
Fever…we’ve got medical crews working on Rush now, trying to get him to the
hospital.
AG:
And all of this is credited to that man who is posing on top of the PCW
logo. Damn that Tanaka…
JW:
Fans, we are out of time here. For Neil
Coles and Alyssa Graham, I’m Justin Walker.
We’ll see you next week.
(Tanaka stands on top of the PCW logo, looking at
the crowd, his face showing no emotion as the scene fades out.)
CARD
FOR NEXT FEVER
Venue: Reunion Arena, Dallas, Texas
Jennifer
Vanderfeller vs. Julie Hunter
Diego
David Tarquez vs. Trickster
Da
Big Guy and The Beast vs. Forces of Nature
Leah
Storm vs. Dominique Natrix
Angels
vs. Mad Boyz (#1 contender match)
PPV
PREVIEW
CARD
FOR PAY-PER-VIEW “Untitled”
Venue: Pepsi Center, Denver, Colorado
Winner
of Vanderfeller/Hunter vs. Winner of Natrix/Storm (Women’s Final)
Sinister
Monarchy (Trickster, Taurus, Steel Eagle) vs. Diego David Tarquez and Los
Tiburones
Seitou
Yousai vs. Kerry Rush (Men’s Semifinal 1)
Prince
Master vs. Freight Train (Men’s Semifinal 2)
Pyrotechnico
vs. Kenshiro Tanaka (Cruiserweight Final)
“Extreme”
Eddie Michels vs. Da Big Guy and the Beast (Handicapped Extreme Rules)
The
OnnaTarashi vs. The New Breed (Tag Team Final)
PCW World Title Tournament Final
Does
Da Big Guy really weigh more than PCW’s cruiserweight division combined?
Does
Mindy ever wear a bra?
What’s
better, a DDT or a suplex?
What
condition will Kerry be in after that big fall he took?
Will
Kenshiro Tanaka ever smile?
Does
Prince Master have ANY fans at all?
These
questions and more will be answered on next Fever!! Well, not really, it’s just
a preview show/filler episode. (coughs)
Until
then,
Seitou
“Just because the author’s name is the same as a wrestler doesn’t mean he’ll
make said wrestler win the World Title and hold it forever” Yousai
DISCLAIMER: ALL WRESTLERS ARE CREATIONS OF MINE. ANY SIMILARITIES TO OTHER CHARACTERS OR HUMAN BEINGS, BE THEY LIVING, DEAD, OR CREATED BY SOMEONE ELSE, IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.
NO
HARM OR INSULT IS MEANT BY ANY JOKES MADE ON ANY SUBJECT IN THIS SHOW. IF SO,
THEN IT’S ALL NEIL COLES’ FAULT.